Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
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- Popurhedoff
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Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
When the Zombie infestation starts, its time to get creative...
I would set up a Fatal funnel... Barriers to force the Zombies to only to be able to approach from one direction and at the end of the funnel would be a series of Treadmills... adjust the speed and see how many can get on the Treadmills. Line up the Head shots and play "Plinko"... Pop Your Head Off
What would you do?
I would set up a Fatal funnel... Barriers to force the Zombies to only to be able to approach from one direction and at the end of the funnel would be a series of Treadmills... adjust the speed and see how many can get on the Treadmills. Line up the Head shots and play "Plinko"... Pop Your Head Off
What would you do?
Train to win, the life you save just might be your own.
Victor
Victor
Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Wait, what did contractor open another account or did you swipe his pic?
You go 'round and around it
You go over and under
I go through
You go over and under
I go through
- woodsghost
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Contractor's pic has the face blacked out. This one does not. So, technically, they are two different pics. But yes, obviously the same pic. Just not directly swiped. Maybe obtained from the same place online?
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
This is too confusing having the same pic. Or two accounts. We already had Zantra/ Longy come by earlier today. I don't need anything else to put me off my dinner. I went to the dentist two days ago and can finally eat again.
You go 'round and around it
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I go through
You go over and under
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
1. I swapped out my avatar so as not to cause confusion.
2. My preferred zombie killing tactic would be the dual machete windmill, aka the windmill of doom.
2. My preferred zombie killing tactic would be the dual machete windmill, aka the windmill of doom.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The fade pic and the ballcap w/patch. TheContractor is nearly every greyman we dropped, or most of the people that apply, or cops or Nations Guard who stood on some post.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
I would respond if I had any idea what you were talking about.
- Popurhedoff
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Do not worry, TheContractor and I are two different people. My avatar pic was taken in downtown Kabul across the street from the Serena Hotel from my phone.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don't mind if it used by someone else, those photos are on public sites. Just don't go all "Pitch-Fork" on anyone... save that for the Zombies.
Cheers
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don't mind if it used by someone else, those photos are on public sites. Just don't go all "Pitch-Fork" on anyone... save that for the Zombies.
Cheers
Train to win, the life you save just might be your own.
Victor
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Cool! So what brings you here? You probably figured out we like zombies, but more so we like preparedness. Tornadoes, hurricanes, job loss, active shooters (are there passive shooters?), economic disasters, civil wars on occasion, that sort of stuff.Popurhedoff wrote: ↑Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:49 amDo not worry, TheContractor and I are two different people. My avatar pic was taken in downtown Kabul across the street from the Serena Hotel from my phone.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don't mind if it used by someone else, those photos are on public sites. Just don't go all "Pitch-Fork" on anyone... save that for the Zombies.
Cheers
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*Remember: I'm just a guy on the internet 
*Don't go to stupid places with stupid people & do stupid things.
*Be courteous. Look normal. Be in bed by 10'clock.
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” -Bilbo Baggins.

*Don't go to stupid places with stupid people & do stupid things.
*Be courteous. Look normal. Be in bed by 10'clock.
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” -Bilbo Baggins.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Saw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.
- majorhavoc
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Rig them to small electrical generators and you'd have a limitless post apocalyptic power source!Zed Hunter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:56 amSaw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)
Zed Hunter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:56 amSaw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.
maybe you could hook a generator to the treadmills - and get some free power???
