Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

[Popurhedoff]

When the Zombie infestation starts, its time to get creative...


I would set up a Fatal funnel... Barriers to force the Zombies to only to be able to approach from one direction and at the end of the funnel would be a series of Treadmills... adjust the speed and see how many can get on the Treadmills. Line up the Head shots and play "Plinko"... Pop Your Head Off

What would you do?

[Stercutus]

Wait, what did contractor open another account or did you swipe his pic?

[woodsghost]

Contractor's pic has the face blacked out. This one does not. So, technically, they are two different pics. But yes, obviously the same pic. Just not directly swiped. Maybe obtained from the same place online?

[Stercutus]

This is too confusing having the same pic. Or two accounts. We already had Zantra/ Longy come by earlier today. I don't need anything else to put me off my dinner. I went to the dentist two days ago and can finally eat again.

[majorhavoc]

We already had Zantra/ Longy come by earlier today.

[TheContractor]

1. I swapped out my avatar so as not to cause confusion.

2. My preferred zombie killing tactic would be the dual machete windmill, aka the windmill of doom.

[Asymetryczna]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The fade pic and the ballcap w/patch. TheContractor is nearly every greyman we dropped, or most of the people that apply, or cops or Nations Guard who stood on some post.

Lemond, if you found me again, I will pay up; but I quit.

[TheContractor]

I would respond if I had any idea what you were talking about.

[Popurhedoff]

Do not worry, TheContractor and I are two different people. My avatar pic was taken in downtown Kabul across the street from the Serena Hotel from my phone.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don't mind if it used by someone else, those photos are on public sites. Just don't go all "Pitch-Fork" on anyone... save that for the Zombies.

Cheers

[woodsghost]

Do not worry, TheContractor and I are two different people. My avatar pic was taken in downtown Kabul across the street from the Serena Hotel from my phone.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don't mind if it used by someone else, those photos are on public sites. Just don't go all "Pitch-Fork" on anyone... save that for the Zombies.

Cheers

Cool! So what brings you here? You probably figured out we like zombies, but more so we like preparedness. Tornadoes, hurricanes, job loss, active shooters (are there passive shooters?), economic disasters, civil wars on occasion, that sort of stuff.

If you feel like it, we have an introductions section. We always welcome people who are interested in talking about things like shooting, gardening, and all those less common skills. We also just enjoy people who want to learn and be a part of our community.

[Zed Hunter]

Saw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.

[majorhavoc]

Saw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.

Rig them to small electrical generators and you'd have a limitless post apocalyptic power source!

[Zed Hunter]

Right

[Mad Mike]

Saw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.

maybe you could hook a generator to the treadmills - and get some free power???