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One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by sheddi » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:37 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-21923218" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
A school's decision to ban triangular flapjacks after a pupil was hurt has been labelled "half-baked" by the Health and Safety Executive.

It follows an incident at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, when a boy was hit in the face by a flapjack.

Catering staff at the school have been told only to serve square or rectangular flapjacks.

The school said the "isolated accident" had led to a review of "the texture and shape of the flapjacks" provided.
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by Svothe » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:01 am

Square flapjacks? They've replaced ones with three pointy ends.. to ones with FOUR pointy ends? What are they insane? How was this not controlled under the current firearms legislation? I call for an outright banned of all objects and food stuffs with corners immediately. Get me the prime minister.

Alternatively. Stop your little twatting school kids throwing food. Idiots.
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Post by freenarative » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:36 pm

Svothe wrote:Square flapjacks? They've replaced ones with three pointy ends.. to ones with FOUR pointy ends? What are they insane? How was this not controlled under the current firearms legislation? I call for an outright banned of all objects and food stuffs with corners immediately. Get me the prime minister.

Alternatively. Stop your little twatting school kids throwing food. Idiots.
This^ also, if your kids can't eat food properly, isn't it about time you sent them onto that "special" school down the road?
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Post by K9medic » Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:12 pm

Could have been worse, could have been “Dwarf bread” Capt Carrot says their war scones are lethal. :lol:
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by ForgeCorvus » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:06 pm

Reminds me, I must try to find that recipe again....... Got to get my anvil floured up ready too.


Q: How do you use Dwarf Bread to make your stores last longer?

A: Make sure everyone knows that it'll be the foodstuff that you'll be eating after the dog-food is all gone
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by sheddi » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:13 pm

ForgeCorvus wrote:Q: How do you use Dwarf Bread to make your stores last longer?

A: Make sure everyone knows that it'll be the foodstuff that you'll be eating after the dog-food is all gone
Or ...

A: Make sure everyone knows it will be the foodstuff you'll be offering to them if they turn up at your place when TSHTF.
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by ForgeCorvus » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:34 pm

http://www.diceyhome.free-online.co.uk/ ... cipies.htm

The recipes are in alphabetical order.... Not tried any yet, but the instructions seem muppet-proof (so I might just about scrape through)


A: When the guys in leather chaps (and not much else) turn up, strongly hurl your Battle Croissant at their heads..... Then go and L**t their gear while trying not to trip over the Yoricks laying about
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by sheddi » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:40 pm

Now you've got me wanting to fire up the bread maker!
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by ForgeCorvus » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:06 pm

sheddi wrote:Now you've got me wanting to fire up the bread maker!
I thought I should share the longing
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by Angry Sapper » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:18 pm

Have to watch out for the anti terrorist police after knocking up my latest batch of fermented yeast baked goodness. Sourdough bread is for winners.
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by ForgeCorvus » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:39 pm

Sapper..... When TSHTF I'm coming to your place..... With tinned butter :clap:


Why is there no "Drool" emoticon ??
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Re: One for "Other Weapons"?

Post by Angry Sapper » Sat Apr 13, 2013 2:00 am

ForgeCorvus wrote:Sapper..... When TSHTF I'm coming to your place..... With tinned butter :clap:


Why is there no "Drool" emoticon ??
No probe, bring some big chickens too :awesome:
Follow the Sapper, we're the ones with the explosives, and usually have the best bar set up before anyone else gets here.

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