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Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Makarov » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:24 pm

About a year ago there was a lot of rave on the net about a German company making canned cheeseburgers. There was even a thread about it here on ZS(which I cannot find since my Search-Fu is weak tonight...).

A couple of weeks ago a friend of mine(who's a lurking member here on ZS) found these at a sports-store here in Trondheim. He didn't buy some then, but after we've been talking about it he got hold of a couple to try out. We took them to the range today, and had planned to cook them there on my multifuel. Because it was more fun to shoot(and -10 Celsius) we ended up trying them out at home. Due to being hungry, we also added some fires I had in the freezer, to make it into a "full meal".

A quick pic of the can. It's a cheeseburger in a can, made by Germans. What can go wrong?
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The nutrition facts(The non-English language is Norwegian btw, not German, so this can was made for the Norwegian market):
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Since we had 2 burgers we decided on 2 different heating approaches, both discussed on the can. Option 1 is to boil the unopened can for 10 minutes, the other is to take the burger out of the can and heat it in a pan. I decided on option 2, my friend on option 1.

Here are some pictures of my burger in the can. The can has quick opening lids in both ends, so it was quite easy to take the burger out.
We had the same impressions that other reviewers has had of the product: It actually looks like a hamburger, although one that has been sitting in the shelves at Mickey D's a bit to long. The bread was mushy even when cold...
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I had the idea of giving this burger the gourmet approach, since I thought that I could remove the buns and heat them separately in the oven. This was impossible. The buns had gotten so moist in the can that trying to remove them was futile. Because of that I decided to heat mine in the microwave.

Here's a boring picture of the other burger getting heated by boiling:
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After we heated the burgers, we discovered that the buns actually let go, and that they puffed up a little bit. This actually made the burgers look more appetizing, even though the buns was still mushy.

Here is mine on the plate, looking delish!
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I split mine in two, to see how it looked like inside:
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Here's another, where you can see what's between the bun and the meat:
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Finally we dug in and gave the canned cheeseburger a try.
It tasted like the Germans had canned well worn gymsocks. Actually, I'm pretty sure this is their attempt at getting back at us for WWII.
We finished the burgers, but that was because we were ravenous, had a big sideorder of fries, and enough ketchup and Coke to clean all the rust of a 55 Chevy.


Final thoughts: It's a cheeseburger in a can(!), but it's the worst cheeseburger I've ever tasted. I've read reviews that states that "I'm still alive after eating one", so I'm not that concerned by the lump I feel in stomach right now. They get an A for effort, but a F for execution.
Add to that that it cost about 3 times as much as the simplest cheeseburger at Mickey D's, or $2 less than a decent Whopper meal: Avoid.
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Re: Canned Cheesebruger

Post by Lucretius » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:41 pm

Great review!

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Allen » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:36 am

I've wondered how these taste. Thanks for the review!

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Towanda » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:13 am

Wow. That looks even worse than the burger I once made the mistake of buying at the Chicago Greyhound station.
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Dead Zed » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:21 am

Talk about "taking one for the team"!

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Kathy in FL » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:44 pm

Dead Zed wrote:Talk about "taking one for the team"!

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A friend of mine once bought a canned Haggis.
So far no one's been brave enough to try it.


Gag ... I saw those on Amazon.com (shudder)

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by mk_ultra » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:52 pm

Good review . :D

Turned out pretty much as expected .

I'd still buy some if I came across them , just for the hell of it .
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Sworbeyegib » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:55 pm

If I saw this in the store, I would buy it for stocking stuffers.
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by AmirMortal » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:01 pm

I can't say that while reading this review I had high expectations for the flavor, I am however curious as to the differences in result for boiling vs microwaving. Microwaving in my experience kills any flavor food may have. Did you taste the boiled one? I didn't see a pic of a comparison.

ETA:Boiling usually kill flavor too, but the fact that the can was still sealed gave me hope.

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Makarov » Tue Feb 03, 2009 2:41 pm

I'm still alive, so eating the burger didn't kill me. Also on the plus side; I tried sushi for the first time on Saturday night, much due to the fact that it couldn't be any worse than the cheeseburger i had earlier in the day. I can now say that I like sushi :)

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I didn't taste the boiled burger, but I don't think it made any difference. We both thought the burgers tasted yuck.
I'm no gourmet, especially when I'm hungry, but this just wasn't any good. It's hard to describe, but the burger both smelled and tasted wrong(read: Not good).

We really really wanted this taste good(or at least OK), cause it would have been so frikkin' cool to pull a cheeseburger out of a can in the middle of nowhere. My friend is going back to A-stan in March, and he was dreaming about bringing some and some wrappers from B-king or Mickey D's, so that he could unwrap a cheeseburger in front of everyone on the 4th day of a patrol. He ditched that idea right after tasting the cheeseburger.
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by silentpoet » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:13 pm

I wonder if you could can your own at home using a pressure cooker.
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Kathy in FL » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:25 pm

silentpoet wrote:I wonder if you could can your own at home using a pressure cooker.


You can pressure can hamburger patties in wide mouth quart jars. That's not a problem at all. But I'm not sure how they would do the tomatoes, pickles, and bread except by some high tech commercial method. Maybe by steam processing?

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by AmirMortal » Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:41 pm

A few years ago (Ok, so it was like 10 years, but whatever) I was doing audio for a canned food symposium(which meant I had to pay attention), I think it was Campbell's. It was like a 1-1/2hr long "educational" bit. Anyway, the guy said, accompanied by pictures, that when they can food commercially they usually don't cook the food before the put it in the can. He said that the cooked food inside the can is a byproduct of the sealing/sterilizing process. They basically close the can and then send it through a steam bath for a set amount of time to kill bacteria etc. This is why peas are always WAY overdone, and other foods may need to cook for a little while after you un-can it.

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by ironraven » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:03 pm

Kathy in FL wrote:But I'm not sure how they would do ... bread


How is canned brown bread done? Can the same process be applied to a lighter, less sweet loaf?
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Kathy in FL » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:42 pm

ironraven wrote:
Kathy in FL wrote:But I'm not sure how they would do ... bread


How is canned brown bread done? Can the same process be applied to a lighter, less sweet loaf?


Brown bread is poured in as a batter and then steamed/cooked. Canning bread for non-refrigerated storage is no longer recommended because a lot of people were getting sick from food poisoning.

And from the way the cheeseburger is put together it looks like everything was cooked separately then assembled then canned. The bread had to have been kinda ... gack ... mushy from the steam required to safely can the whole burger.

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Makarov » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:05 pm

Kathy in FL wrote:And from the way the cheeseburger is put together it looks like everything was cooked separately then assembled then canned. The bread had to have been kinda ... gack ... mushy from the steam required to safely can the whole burger.

You're assessments are correct. The bread was mushy and gack...

I showed another friend of mine this thread, and he, disregarding my advice, went ahead and bought a canned cheeseburger too. He thought it smelled all right, but tasted awful. So that's 3 out of 3 votes saying nay.
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by Rock2Fox » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:33 pm

I can't believe this thread has escaped me until now. Thanks for the reviews - I definitely would have purchased this (given the opportunity) had I not read the reviews here first.

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by callista » Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:42 pm

Why not can the patty itself and find some other way to preserve the bread? Or maybe a breadless cheeseburger... surely all those people on the Atkins fad-diet learned something out of it (besides "not eating any carbs makes you feel horrible", that is).
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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by LowKey » Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:39 pm

Kathy in FL wrote:
Dead Zed wrote:Talk about "taking one for the team"!

Sidenote:
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So far no one's been brave enough to try it.


Gag ... I saw those on Amazon.com (shudder)

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by 423aaron » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:02 pm

callista wrote:Why not can the patty itself and find some other way to preserve the bread? Or maybe a breadless cheeseburger... surely all those people on the Atkins fad-diet learned something out of it (besides "not eating any carbs makes you feel horrible", that is).



In the MRE family they have "shelf stable bread" not bad really. It is in a pouch. Kind of has an after taste of kerosene. I assume it is from the preserving. That seems to have been a better rout to go with this.


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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

Post by LowKey » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:12 pm

423aaron wrote:
callista wrote:Why not can the patty itself and find some other way to preserve the bread? Or maybe a breadless cheeseburger... surely all those people on the Atkins fad-diet learned something out of it (besides "not eating any carbs makes you feel horrible", that is).



In the MRE family they have "shelf stable bread" not bad really. It is in a pouch. Kind of has an after taste of kerosene. I assume it is from the preserving. That seems to have been a better rout to go with this.


Thanks again for taking one for the team.

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Post by FlungPup » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:14 pm

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Re: Canned Cheeseburger

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