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I've been studying with herbalists in Sri Lanka all day, and after almost 20 minutes of hard work, developed this spectacular medicinal tonic...

It can prevent/reverse zombism, stop bleeding, facilitate implemented interrogation, boost your immune system so much that you'll outlive your friends and loved ones by decades and die alone, and get you hammered with each and every treatment/dose...

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Here is a bottle of the finished infusion (no, not really...it's coke in the bottle...the infusion isn't finished infusing yet)...


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I'm making the stuff as a "party-favor" for anyone unbalanced enough to attend the NNY08WCT (check the link at the bottom of this post to get past the stupid acronym)...


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The list of ingredients includes:
1) Ridiculously cheap vodka from pop's winery (my online source for booze)...some insane (likely drunk) liquor executive thought that blue vodka would sell, and when it didn't pop's sold it to me for almost nothing
2) Lots of garlic
3) Lots of habanero peppers


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I used the tools above to reduce the solid ingredients to a paste...a process which filled my kitchen with sufficient habanero oils to hurt my eyes and lungs just enough to make me mock Erik a bit for his "tests" while I gently cried and coughed...


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I put the combined garlic/pepper paste and blue vodka into a bourbon bottle that I let some barfly living down by the river empty prior to making the "Bad Medicine" in exchange for gently mixing the contents of the refilled bottle every 47 minutes until Groundhog Day...

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Yes, as it turns out, I do have too much time on my hands...my son has a stomach bug, so we're inside today waiting for leakage from both ends to subside...and no, I will not be giving him any of this stuff to speed him on his way to recover (or certain death, as the case may be)...

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Outstanding. I applaud you sir.

Edit: How much for a bottle? :wink:


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That sounds awesome.

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NFA THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!

Keep making cool stuff like this! Then you can make a book, copyright it, and sell it. Just sayin...

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I think that it may be "smooth-challenged" (like myself), but I'll bring a bunch of them to Zcon...

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You're a genius.

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I want some... Looks awesome.

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I need some right now!


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Looks great! You're quite a potion maker!
Have any test subjects yet?


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This comes from a man who drinks banana liquor.

I'll take the 2nd shot of this strange amalgamation.

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Your welcome for the pic. I posted it on the motivational poster thread so everybody could grab it. :D

And NFA, that rocks man!

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NFA you kick ass!

I want a one! I will pay you or trade you something. I won't touch the stuff that comes in the bottle, I'm more interested in the bottle itself. Very cool. :D


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That's pretty cool... what's strange is that all those items have some herblistic (is that a fracking word?) qualities to them. Garlic is a age old antibiotic, OC used for blood thinners, vodka.. well - to make ugly girls look pretty enough to take home...

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Tonto wrote:
That's pretty cool... what's strange is that all those items have some herblistic (is that a fracking word?) qualities to them. Garlic is a age old antibiotic, OC used for blood thinners, vodka.. well - to make ugly girls look pretty enough to take home...

Win for everyone.


Why is that strange? That's why I made it...it will definitely be useful as a medicinal tonic...people could treat wounds with it ("this may sting a bit...") as well as taken internally to bolster the immune system and help stave off zombism...

I'm anxious to have a guinea pig to try this crap during the NNY08WCT... :twisted:

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nfa wrote:
I'm anxious to have a guinea pig to try this crap during the NNY08WCT... :twisted:
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A ringing endorsement from the maker himself!

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SWEET!! I love the label. That stuff will FYU but good. Have fun at the party.

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This is brilliant!

Good call on using safety equipment when handling the habaneros. They are delicious, but are definitely no joke when it comes to getting the oil on your skin or in your eyes. I once had to use brake cleaner to get it off my fingertips. :roll:

FWIW, I'd buy a bottle of this stuff...

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Here's a picture of the first batch of "Bad Medicine" after rolling off of the assembly line...

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I'll be conducting field-testing during the upcoming NNY08WCT: I'll post the results, side-effects, LD50...and postmortems on any casualties :twisted:

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Review #1

Pros:
It's a great substitute for coffee in the morning and will really wake you up
It will keep you alive in -15 degree weather
It adds a great flavor to BBQ'd foods like steak or rabbit stew
You can smell it on a person over 5 feet away if you're downwind
People who drink it make funny faces, and funny faces make me laugh.

Cons:
What burns going in, burns going out...
You are temporarily blinded due to tearing up (happens at least twice per shot, see previous)

Damn! That's a hell of a drink!

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If there's any left over I'll give you $20 for one. You sould make another batch for the next disaster relief fund drive. Auction them off as curios only. I take two please... :P

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Shitfire... I'd pay you to keep it away from me.

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nfa wrote:

I'm anxious to have a guinea pig to try this crap during the NNY08WCT... :twisted:

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i saw a cute little brown one at the pet store yesterday...you want me to send him to you??

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