In typical Zombie Squad style, we've decided to try out a new charity event to raise money for the Prostate Cancer Foundation. How are we going to raise money? By having people pay a small fee, $2, to vote on their favorite ZS hunk. Folks that have been around for a while have probably seen one of crypto's tactical underpants pictures. Why should he be the only one having fun?!
So, as a way to foster fun, raise money for a charity and expose lots of hairy manflesh, a contest shall be had where the men of ZS will offer up pictures of themselves in tactical gear and underpants or their choice of sexy apparel. Everybody then gets to vote on their favorite. Since ZS caters to people of all political and philisophical creeds, you may vote as many times as you desire and spread your votes in any way you choose. Each vote will cost $2, so you can vote once for your favorite candidate, 100 times for your favorite candidate or vote 5 times for each candidate. You get to decide!
Each interested person will be able to submit a maximum of 2 pictures of themself for voting. So people don't need to put host their own photos on your flickr account with the pictures of your kids at Disney World, ZS will be hosting these photos. To submit them, send them to firstname.lastname@example.org
. We will host them on zombiehunters.org and post them in this thread for consideration by the general viewing public. We will make a reasonable effort to keep the photos being easily copied, but this is the internet, don't post anything that will get you fired, disowned or divorced. The person who submitted the winning picture gets the title of Beefcake for the year.
We will start accepting photos on Oct 1st and voting will start on Nov 1st and run for the full month. You can submit photos up until the last day, but you are more likely to get votes if you get us your photos by Oct 31. Voting will be handled through the ZS store.
When planning your outfit and pose, let's try to think more 50's pin-up than 2010 anime porn. Although tentacles in the picture is not a violation of the rules. Primarly, we are looking for PG-13 pictures, not rated R pictures. Sexy, but tasteful.
Addendum 1, Rules for the Contest:
This contest is intended for people who identify physically as male. Pictures submitted of men posing attractively in tactical gear will be displayed in this thread for viewing. The subject of pictures submitted shall only be that of the submitting forum member, hereby referred to as "entrant". Submitted pictures remain wholly owned by the creating artist, ZS lays no claim to any picture submitted and will likely deny any involvement regarding the taking of said pictures. Entrants shall send in between 1 and 2 pictures of themselves in tactical gear and their choice of revealing clothing. To prove the picture is not one scrounged from the web somewhere they will need to send in picture displaying a placard with your forum name. Voting will be handled through the ZS store
and votes cost $2 each. Anyone may vote as many times as they like for their favorite picture. The contest will run the month of November and the winner will be declared at the end. All money collected will be presented to the Prostate Cancer Foundation
1. Dress up in your choice of outfit involving tactical gear.
2. Take a picture.
3. Inspect that picture to verify it complies with the rules. Can someone view your picture and behold your pubic region, your penis, sack, taint, anus, or ass crack whether it is in plain view or visible through transparent fabric? If so, return to step one and start over.
4. Take another picture to identify yourself. This picture should include your face and a way to prove your authenticity. This picture should include a card with your forum name written on it.
5. Mail both pictures to email@example.com
6. Go to the Zombie Squad store
to vote for yourself. Send the link
to your friends. Each vote costs $2. You can vote as many times as you like. Voting will be open from November 1 to November 31st.