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Tactical Underpants questions

Post by PistolPete » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:07 pm

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Post by Oneswunk » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:35 pm

You joining in the fun? :twisted:
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Post by Sckitzo » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:48 pm

True, given the fact Pete is the one spear heading all this, he should be "down in the trenches" so to speak :evil:

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Post by Oneswunk » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:52 pm

Maybe I'll organize a SEPA group photo. :mrgreen:
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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by PistolPete » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:36 am

Yes, I will be submitting a picture and using whatever peer pressure I have to convince my friends in ZS to do the same. It's not disturbing if we all do it, right? :lol:
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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by Gingerbread Man » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:42 am

Ya'all can laugh, butt ya'all are gonna get double gloved one day. All of you.

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by rhi » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:09 am

Sckitzo wrote:Pete is the one spear heading all this
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I have another idea for raising funds for this worthy cause: Can we send you $5 to lock our accounts out of whatever subforum these pictures get posted in?

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Post by JTNieman » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:43 am

Considering that with my shirt off, I look like Zangief from Street Fighter, I was thinking about doing a Russian mall ninja theme. I have a Mosin, a Saiga AK. I could hopefully work something out. I need to consider the gear though. I don't have much in the way of gear :P We'll see. Also, if I go Russian, a Spetsnaz flying handax is mandatory, but I don't think I can pull off the backflip :P

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by Baba Brad » Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:05 pm

I'm in. What are the guidelines? How soon do the pictures have to be in, minimum dress code, theme, etc.... I'd like to wear my kilt, but will it be too much clothing for the purpose of said photo shoot? What is being done with the pics? Calendar? Poster? Humiliation?

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Post by Oneswunk » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:01 pm

Link to rules in opening post.
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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by shrapnel » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:12 pm

Baba Brad wrote:I'm in. What are the guidelines? How soon do the pictures have to be in, minimum dress code, theme, etc.... I'd like to wear my kilt, but will it be too much clothing for the purpose of said photo shoot? What is being done with the pics? Calendar? Poster? Humiliation?
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PistolPete wrote:In typical Zombie Squad style, we've decided to try out a new charity event to raise money for the Prostate Cancer Foundation. How are we going to raise money? By having people pay a small fee, $2, to vote on their favorite ZS hunk. Folks that have been around for a while have probably seen one of crypto's tactical underpants pictures. Why should he be the only one having fun?!

So, as a way to foster fun, raise money for a charity and expose lots of hairy manflesh, a contest shall be had where the men of ZS will offer up pictures of themselves in tactical gear and underpants or their choice of sexy apparel. Everybody then gets to vote on their favorite. Since ZS caters to people of all political and philisophical creeds, you may vote as many times as you desire and spread your votes in any way you choose. Each vote will cost $2, so you can vote once for your favorite candidate, 100 times for your favorite candidate or vote 5 times for each candidate. You get to decide!

Each interested person will be able to submit a maximum of 2 pictures of themself for voting. So people don't need to put host their own photos on your flickr account with the pictures of your kids at Disney World, ZS will be hosting these photos. To submit them, send them to admin@zombiehunters.org. We will host them on zombiehunters.org and post them in this thread for consideration by the general viewing public. We will make a reasonable effort to keep the photos being easily copied, but this is the internet, don't post anything that will get you fired, disowned or divorced. The person who submitted the winning picture gets the title of Beefcake for the year.

We will start accepting photos on Oct 1st and voting will start on Nov 1st and run for the full month. You can submit photos up until the last day, but you are more likely to get votes if you get us your photos by Oct 31. Voting will be handled through the ZS store.

When planning your outfit and pose, let's try to think more 50's pin-up than 2010 anime porn. Although tentacles in the picture is not a violation of the rules. Primarly, we are looking for PG-13 pictures, not rated R pictures. Sexy, but tasteful.


Addendum 1, Rules for the Contest:
This contest is intended for people who identify physically as male. Pictures submitted of men posing attractively in tactical gear will be displayed in this thread for viewing. The subject of pictures submitted shall only be that of the submitting forum member, hereby referred to as "entrant". Submitted pictures remain wholly owned by the creating artist, ZS lays no claim to any picture submitted and will likely deny any involvement regarding the taking of said pictures. Entrants shall send in between 1 and 2 pictures of themselves in tactical gear and their choice of revealing clothing. To prove the picture is not one scrounged from the web somewhere they will need to send in picture displaying a placard with your forum name. Voting will be handled through the ZS store and votes cost $2 each. Anyone may vote as many times as they like for their favorite picture. The contest will run the month of November and the winner will be declared at the end. All money collected will be presented to the Prostate Cancer Foundation.


In Summary
1. Dress up in your choice of outfit involving tactical gear.
2. Take a picture.
3. Inspect that picture to verify it complies with the rules. Can someone view your picture and behold your pubic region, your penis, sack, taint, anus, or ass crack whether it is in plain view or visible through transparent fabric? If so, return to step one and start over.
4. Take another picture to identify yourself. This picture should include your face and a way to prove your authenticity. This picture should include a card with your forum name written on it.
5. Mail both pictures to admin@zombiehunters.org
6. Go to the Zombie Squad store to vote for yourself. Send the link to your friends. Each vote costs $2. You can vote as many times as you like. Voting will be open from November 1 to November 31st.
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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by Sckitzo » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:56 am

Welp, submitted. Not thrilled with the results, shot at night and can tell the difference in quality. Going to try and take something better before the deadline.

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by AZMedic » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:19 am

OMG Skitz we should do a team one!

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Post by Sckitzo » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:22 am

AZMedic wrote:OMG Skitz we should do a team one!
Holy shit yes, some straight up Charlies Angles or something lol

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by AZMedic » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:30 am

That or my idea that we should do the AZ amphibious assault team! I am coming down your way soon.

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Post by Sckitzo » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:34 am

AZMedic wrote:That or my idea that we should do the AZ amphibious assault team! I am coming down your way soon.
Just let me know man, I am totally down. Not sure if it would count for the contest, but we could totally throw something up as a bonus photo.

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by AZMedic » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:35 am

Im ok with doing that just for bonus.

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by sotik » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:59 am

There is no such thing as tactical underwear, its called going commando for a reason.

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by the_alias » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:38 am

sotik wrote:There is no such thing as tactical underwear, its called going commando for a reason.
I tried this, twas frowned upon on the basis of some 'fluff' showing :lol:
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Post by PistolPete » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:26 am

Pictures with more than one ZSer in them are perfectly acceptable for submission to the contest if people are interested in that.
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Post by Sckitzo » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:25 pm

PistolPete wrote:Pictures with more than one ZSer in them are perfectly acceptable for submission to the contest if people are interested in that.
Woot.

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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by AZMedic » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:35 pm

SPEEDOS!!!!

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Post by drewder » Sun Oct 10, 2010 4:22 pm

SH!T... STL can't let the lines fall.... Crypto, P.Pete, Taylor, Phil, and I need to get together and plan some sh!t.
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Re: Tactical Underpants questions

Post by Sckitzo » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:28 pm

drewder wrote:SH!T... STL can't let the lines fall.... Crypto, P.Pete, Taylor, Phil, and I need to get together and plan some sh!t.
Just give in and bow down to the glorious master Arizonian pant-less race.

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