The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

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The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by crypto » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:46 am

So this weekend, ZSC-001 took part in a benefit luau at a local bar/restaurant to raise money for Friends of Kids With Cancer, and a community access radio station, KDHX.

Well, there was a dunking booth there, and they were looking for a ZS volunteer to be in it for part of the day. I said sure, about a month ago.

Well, last week some of us were out drinking and I was saying how I should find a speedo or something ridiculous to wear for the booth, and I eventually said the unfortunate words "Oh I'd totally wear a mankini if I had one". Well, unfortunately one of the girls there looked at me and said IM GOING TO ORDER ONE AS SOON AS I GET HOME.

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Well, she did. And being a man of my word, I put it on.

In my defense, I got more money than anyone else did all day. It turns out that people can't resist the trainwreck. The nice woman from the cancer fund was very appreciative of our effort. Althought I did catch her staring at my buttfloss a bunch of times. :o

Anyway, here's what 001 will do in the name of charity.

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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by BethDeath » Mon Jun 15, 2009 10:52 am

I just puked in my mouth.

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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by Jamie » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:13 am

I'll be in my bunk!

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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by jamoni » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:37 pm

Photobucket did the right thing.
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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by crypto » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:18 pm

HAHAHAHAAHAHA oh my god thats funny.

Well, here it is again. It shouldnt get deleted from here, but if it does, just imagine a neon green crown royal bag.

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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by shrapnel » Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:21 pm

There is not enough brain bleach in the universe for how I feel right now.
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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by DrGonzo » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:45 pm

And 001 is worried about how the other chapters are representing ZS in public? REALLY?!?!?!

At least it was for charity. You sir, have brass balls. Green, mankini wrapped, brass balls. Kudos.
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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by kyle » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:09 pm

oh god... iloveash just emailed me pictures of this at high resolution.

I was going to post them with a big NSFW tag but I see crypto beat me to it. Here I was waiting for a text message back from him to get his permission before I posted them. Silly me.

So, do you guys know how much money was raised at the event?
DrGonzo wrote:And 001 is worried about how the other chapters are representing ZS in public? REALLY?!?!?!

At least it was for charity. You sir, have brass balls. Green, mankini wrapped, brass balls. Kudos.
Heh. I don't think ZSC001 is worried at all about anything that other chapters are doing. But the Board is often at times. :)

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Post by Hawk » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:07 pm

Can't post the train-wreck without a few reaction shots!
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Re: The Things I Do For Charity (001 goes to a Luau)

Post by nimdabew » Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:25 pm

nfa wrote:I'll be in my bunk!

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