Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Doctorr Fabulous » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:38 pm

Berkem wrote:You can put UV lamps everywhere inside the sub and everyone willbe naked and wear cool sunglasses at all time.Quite nice assuming confined space. :wink:
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by NT2C » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:39 pm

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Berkem wrote:You can put UV lamps everywhere inside the sub and everyone willbe naked and wear cool sunglasses at all time.Quite nice assuming confined space. :wink:
Skin cancer sucks.
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by smokinbunta » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:48 pm

Okay, let me put it like this...

Which would you rather:

Watching well-oiled, bikini clad, buxom wenches relaxing up on deck and getting some rays?

or

Watching fully clothed buxom wenches walking into the tanning bed compartment on a sub and slamming the hatch shut?

Be careful how you answer. The future of your Man Card is at stake here...

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I op for "getting into the tanning bed compartment with the bikini clad buxom wench and slamming the hatch shut" :twisted:

either way tho... Subs probably a bad idea.. i doubt we could convince a member of the female species into getting into a sub with any amount of us... So... i guess a sail boat wins anyways cause what super model could say no to "HEY BEAUTIFUL! u wanna come check out my sail boat/yacht?" IT WILL BE A CHICK MAGNET!! or i want my money back...
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Berkem » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:54 pm

Trust me, it's not a pretty sight.
Well have a face controle then.No ugly folk on board.Pirates must have perfect body.Exeption for very valuable crew members like doctors.If they are not perfect theyl just be dresssed at al time.
Skin cancer sucks.

Very true!
We dont have to do it 24\7.Plus we dont have to use powerful UV.Just enough to get the gurls undressed. Imagine them polishing the torpedoes! :oops:

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Ad'lan » Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:57 pm

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by ZombieGranny » Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:26 pm

Sorry man, I'll quit...
but...
What better way to show why the wood ship is better than a submarine?

Not to mention - a wooden pirate ship is FAR more likely to be welcomed (and a submarine far more likely to have the crew 'spoken to' by local police) just for showing up at a dock REGARDLESS of the motives of the crew.
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Post by Oneswunk » Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:48 pm

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Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

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Post by colinz » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:44 pm

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Post by KnightoftheRoc » Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:59 pm

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This is why even the ship has wood.
re: submarines >< wooden ships- there's plenty of room for sunbathing on a surfaced sub, and you don't spend ALL your time submerged. So, all we'd need is sun, sunbathers, and an open spot of water. Bikinis optional.
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Post by airmandan » Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:23 am

Hell I'll drop my tax check if I can be in charge of boarding parties. And I'll happily wear a Red shirt. I have ctluthu on my side

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Post by Doctorr Fabulous » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:43 am

airmandan wrote:Hell I'll drop my tax check if I can be in charge of boarding parties. And I'll happily wear a Red shirt. I have ctluthu on my side
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by NT2C » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:11 am

airmandan wrote:Hell I'll drop my tax check if I can be in charge of boarding parties. And I'll happily wear a Red shirt. I have ctluthu on my side
Okay, you're in charge of throwing a party every time we come aboard.

Please cash the check before depositing the money in the collection box.

And don't forget the paper umbrellas for the drinks... they help keep the monkey poo out.





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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by airmandan » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:55 pm

Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu 8-) . I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by NT2C » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:09 pm

airmandan wrote:Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu 8-) . I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
A 280ft Canadian Corvette/Patrol vessel.

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I think it lacks the charm of the pirate ship, but we might need it to catch the other one if the monkeys get out...
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Keith B » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:33 pm

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airmandan wrote:Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu 8-) . I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I think it lacks the charm of the pirate ship, but we might need it to catch the other one if the monkeys get out...
I bet it costs more then the pirate ship as well.

Hell, I'm not sure we could even afford to run the generators, much less fill the fuel tanks up.
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by NT2C » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:06 pm

sigboy40 wrote:
KJ4VOV wrote:
airmandan wrote:Instead of a old pirate ship, which will not suite the purposes of the great Zombie Squad, or my master and god, Cthulhu 8-) . I suggest we look into getting one of these:
http://commercial.apolloduck.com/featur ... ?id=207504" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
A 280ft Canadian Corvette/Patrol vessel.

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I think it lacks the charm of the pirate ship, but we might need it to catch the other one if the monkeys get out...
I bet it costs more then the pirate ship as well.

Hell, I'm not sure we could even afford to run the generators, much less fill the fuel tanks up.
And that's where the pirate ship comes into its own, because we have enough hot air and blowhard output stored in the Thread Graveyard to keep it sailing for decades. :mrgreen:
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by duodecima » Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:53 am

KJ4VOV wrote:
sigboy40 wrote:Hell, I'm not sure we could even afford to run the generators, much less fill the fuel tanks up.
And that's where the pirate ship comes into its own, because we have enough hot air and blowhard output stored in the Thread Graveyard to keep it sailing for decades. :mrgreen:
As person in charge of counting things, including money, I am appoint! :mrgreen: This will leave us a bigger budget for grog.
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Post by airmandan » Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:41 am

But there's so much more room for wenches!!!

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by sjolly75 » Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:21 pm

You can buy a Navy Training craft (YP boat) here for under $6,000! They are pretty nice boats, just went on a ride on a sister ship to this one last week.

Just requires a paint job - that pinkish salmon color just doesn't quite do it for this Navy guy! Oh...and it does require some engines as well - she doesn't handle well with oars!

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by NT2C » Wed May 08, 2013 3:54 pm

Okay, we didn't raise the $750,000... But how about just a little over 10% of that? :mrgreen:

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Rev » Wed May 08, 2013 6:49 pm

That one is fake. I don't like it.
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