Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

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Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by shrapnel » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:02 pm

http://www.maritimesales.com/PRL10.htm

Come on, a ZS pirate ship. It's basically the best idea ever. We could sail the seven seas, spreading preparedness and disaster relief wherever we went. I have ten dollars to put towards the purchase price of this fine vessel. Who's with me?
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Post by Paladin1 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:11 pm

Well, I should have never clicked on the link and said "wow a pirate ship for sale!"

My kids now want to sell our house and live on that ship (I do to :D ).
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Post by wee drop o' bush » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:16 pm

Arrr I be with you Floridian Wench ;)
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Kutter_0311 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:39 pm

My wife saw this, and had the same reaction. She showwed it to the kids, and we're taking a collection.

My son said the $28 of his remaining birthday money is there!
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by shrapnel » Tue Jan 03, 2012 7:55 pm

So we're up to $38. This is going better than I thought. :lol:
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Rugger » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:01 pm

I've never bought a lottery ticket before, but I will tomorrow. If I win I'll give you all a ride.
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Post by scorpionsak47 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:30 pm

im in for 20 bucks lol its gonna be crowded id so live on that year round. lol
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by RickOShea » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:33 pm

I'll kick in some of my leg money. But I ain't switching to a wooden peg, I have enough trouble getting around as it is.:D

One problem: I can't see how we'll ever agree on a name for her. :(
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Post by scorpionsak47 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:36 pm

how bout H.M.S epiccoolness or just sackomatic obscure movie reference lol
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Post by Chase The hero » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:40 pm

I can pitch in 64.70 Mexican pesos, and about 4 euros to this.
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Confucius » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:42 pm

scorpionsak47 wrote:how bout H.M.S epiccoolness or just sackomatic obscure movie reference lol
H.M.S.
Really?

You really want to put her in Her Majesty's Service?



I'm totally feeling the ZSS Venture


Oh, and I'm in for fifty bucks

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by crypto » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:55 pm

USS Deez Nuts.
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Post by scorpionsak47 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 8:56 pm

pirates often fly many colors lol
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Post by Paladin1 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:12 pm

Only flag that ship can fly:

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by shrapnel » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:16 pm

crypto wrote:USS Deez Nuts.
Seconded.
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by DementedDigital » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:19 pm

WTF - I'm in for $20.

Arrrrrrrr.

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Post by smallthunder » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:24 pm

I have about $13.51 I can put in.

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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by MikeM » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:24 pm

'Bout all I can afford is to put the pirate flag that came with my Spike's lower on my canoe :lol:
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Towanda » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:26 pm

Oh, come on. The only possible names for that ship are the ZSS Shrapnel, the ZSS Zombie Granny or the ZSS Alice.

I'm in for $25.
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Post by scorpionsak47 » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:29 pm

even better Zees nutz
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by RickOShea » Tue Jan 03, 2012 9:40 pm

Towanda wrote:Oh, come on. The only possible names for that ship are the ZSS Shrapnel, the ZSS Zombie Granny or the ZSS Alice.
I was just thinking ZSS Shrapnel's Shakedown.
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by Confucius » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:03 pm

RickOShea wrote:
Towanda wrote:Oh, come on. The only possible names for that ship are the ZSS Shrapnel, the ZSS Zombie Granny or the ZSS Alice.
I was just thinking ZSS Shrapnel's Shakedown.
And captained by Cap't Buzzkill Peener Pain?


They say she leaves no survivors...

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Post by dukman » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:08 pm

Wouldn't we have to get Kyle's approval on any name? :shock:

Any name on it would have to be ZSS-(name) 8-)
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Re: Anyone Have A Spare $750,000 To Buy A Pirate Ship?

Post by RickOShea » Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:16 pm

Confucius wrote:
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Towanda wrote:Oh, come on. The only possible names for that ship are the ZSS Shrapnel, the ZSS Zombie Granny or the ZSS Alice.
I was just thinking ZSS Shrapnel's Shakedown.
And captained by Cap't Buzzkill Peener Pain?


They say she leaves no survivors...
It's her torture devices that would scare me. I have a strong gag reflex. :shock:
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