ZS Hot or Not: Combat Loadout edition "Mall Ninja"

[zombiegristle]

Updated juggernaut gear. I just spent the better part of an hour mock-clearing my apartment in this stuff, feeling like a total tool.

[BullOnParade]

Updated juggernaut gear. I just spent the better part of an hour mock-clearing my apartment in this stuff, feeling like a total tool.

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You felt awesome and you know it. Otherwise you wouldn't have posted it in the Mall Ninja thread.

[KentsOkay]

Not me:

[Panther220410]

in my opinion, leather clothing such as welding gloves and jackets are the best to wear to prevent zombie bites. Leather like this is made to prevent cuts, burns, and other injuries. Its light weight and easy to manuvear. It will take a lot of work to bite through this kind of leather. The time the zombie is useing to knaw at the jacket or glove is the time you're screaming for help and by the time they bite through, they'll b on the ground dead... again.

[swat]

Finnish M05 body armor/M05 combat vest

[KentsOkay]

On a challenge:





And now for something completely different:

[omega_man]

On a challenge:





And now for something completely different:

Deadpool cleans up well, right?

[KentsOkay]

Deadpool cleans up well, right?

Not really, all them cancer scars:

He went from:



To:



Now Lady Deadpool/ Wanda Wilson on the other hand...

Went from:



To:



All cannon. I am disappointed in the internet. There is no image of the awesome Princess Leia bikini Lady DP wore to infiltrate a pirate space ship.

[Yaivenov]

On a challenge:

The gauntlet has been thrown down... Time for Sergeant Sugarcookie to make an appearance.

[Chase The hero]

Damn, now I need to get a pic of myself hunting next weekend in some tweed and a vest to join the cool club.

Victorian Mall-Ninja Activate!

Edit: Tweed/wool is the new nylon

[UndeadInfidel]

Updated chest rig:

[Storm Crow]

Did this whole photo shoot: http://zombiehunters.org/forum/viewtopi ... 28&t=99154" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

because I wanted pics for the Mall Ninja thread. But there are too many pics, so it got its own thread.

So, a preview:







And my favorite one:

[zombiegristle]

I've added some new headgear, this time to help with my Energy Weapons skill. Headset is for listening in through the Eyebots.

[Flying Lead]

Not me:

Why is this man not screaming "Git Sum!!!" Good one.

[LittleQuick]

Start em' young, saw this at Wally World last night



Comes in Fake ACU, and Multicam!

[Crimson Phoenix]

Okay, since I got some new 6-color desert BDU pants, I decided to kick it old school and see how my more modern coyote brown gear looked against it. In my opinion, the results look good. Sadly, I didn't bother to load up the pouches and the ruck is nearly empty. It was just me bored to death on a Friday in my apartment. I will say I'm amazed that my medium-long blouse still fits since I'm about 30 lbs heavier now than I was when I got released from ROTC almost 7 years ago. One of these days I'm gonna get some more Spec-Ops Brand 4x universal magazine pouches to put beside the 2x .308 pouches in the hopes I actually make good on my promise to myself and get a .308 rifle.

[pstj]

Not me:

Finnish soldier at his best

[crypto]

Taking it old-school this year.

Double Action pistol and a bunch of rifle ammo in the bandoleers.



Zardoz FTW.

[BullOnParade]

I saw that Crypto was the last one to comment before I clicked ... but I came in anyways.

[UndeadInfidel]

Nice survival bracelet.

[Makarov]

Mother-f-u-c-k-i-n-g...



Crypto; I take my imaginary hat off for you, for you is truly a master

[Readphnx]

As soon as I heard about your Archeon costume I knew I would need to keep the eye bleach handy. You didn't disappoint.

[Yaivenov]

Welp. Time to close the thread, Crypto wins it for most degenerate and eye searing mall ninja attire ever. Hell, the banana hammock mall ninjas from several pages back didn't cause as severe mental trauma and anguish as Crypdoz. Well done Crypto, well done.

[Crimson Phoenix]

Great, now I have the whole, "Zardoz Speaks!...the gun is good, the penis is evil..." speech stuck in my head now. At least I have a flying Greek statue head vomiting guns in my mental imagery than Sir Connery in a red leather S&M suit with thigh high boots.