Physical Training Log
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Physical Training Log
The purpose of this thread is to log the physical training of ZS members, affiliates, hangers ons, and neighbors. This will, of course, be on the honor system. If you want to lie, to a bunch of strangers, on the internet, about how many situps you did, and don't mind how pathetic that sounds, that's on you.
Anyway, I'll go first. As soon as I finish this paragraph, Ima go do 3 sets of situps, pushups, jumping jacks, and shadowboxing. A set is 25 situps, 25 pushups, 100 jumping jacks, and 2 minutes shadowboxing. See ya!
Anyway, I'll go first. As soon as I finish this paragraph, Ima go do 3 sets of situps, pushups, jumping jacks, and shadowboxing. A set is 25 situps, 25 pushups, 100 jumping jacks, and 2 minutes shadowboxing. See ya!
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
My god I'm out of shape.
Holy
Shit
I'm out of shape...

Holy

Shit

I'm out of shape...

JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
Well, that's me in my avatar. I'm a skinny dude, and I work outdoors. I'm in decent shape, but that workout should have been EASY, you dig?
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
I'm "slim, with muscles like twisted steel cables".
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
Jesus Christ a pizza sounds so fucking good. If only I hadn't sworn off fast food since Super Size Me.raptorman wrote:3 mile run today. Nothing else.
Unfortunately that was overshadowed by the large papa john's pizza I ate by myself.
God...there's a papa john's coupon sitting in my office on my bookcase right now too.
Blergh
Here you go man, just lick the screen, it will be ok.
here's to 1500 calories in ONE sitting.

here's to 1500 calories in ONE sitting.

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I love you, raptor.
As for me? Anaerobic. Curls, 20 reps at 35lbs. (I think?) and benching 20 reps at about 45. One, the other, break. Start again. Soon I'll start spreading it out and adding a wider variety of anaerobic to work more muscles, I figure this is a good start though.
As for me? Anaerobic. Curls, 20 reps at 35lbs. (I think?) and benching 20 reps at about 45. One, the other, break. Start again. Soon I'll start spreading it out and adding a wider variety of anaerobic to work more muscles, I figure this is a good start though.
Even the purest of zen can be interupted by blunt force trauma.
-Jonas
You guys are so unamerican it's killing my dog. -Cyr
-Jonas
You guys are so unamerican it's killing my dog. -Cyr
Jeff, it's a good idea to rotate a few more exercises in there, to give the muscle groups time to recover. Try adding sit ups and jumping jacks, as you can never do enough sit ups, and the jumping jacks will work your cardio really well. Alternate this with running, swimming, or cycling. Sounds like you are on the right track, though. If you are still in school look into wrestling, if not, try boxing, hapkido, judo or brazilian jujutsu. Any of these will get you in hella shape, if the school is good.
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
Yeah, I need to start getting more exercise types in. My friend is going to teach me some things to exercise different muscle groups and such. I actually might do wrestling if I wasn't afraid of that place. I don't know. I always wished that I had taken a martial art and stuck with it from a younger age. Walking/jogging/running is hard, as I said, my knees aren't too fond of it. I'll have to start working onthat. Cycling I can do.
Even the purest of zen can be interupted by blunt force trauma.
-Jonas
You guys are so unamerican it's killing my dog. -Cyr
-Jonas
You guys are so unamerican it's killing my dog. -Cyr
Afraid of WHAT place? School? Or the wrestling team? What's to be afraid of? You go, you do it, anyone who messes with you, look them in the eye and tell them to fuck themselves. If it comes to a fight, try to win, but if you lose, at least you fought. Kind of like zombies....
JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
Thanks to a rigorous PT workout with my squadron three times a week, for the past year. I can do four sets of 30 pushups/sit ups/flutterkicks and run three miles. I still struggle a bit with the push ups but I'm trying to focus on my running which should be more important unless the zombies want to arm wrestle, then I'm screwed.
--Geist
--Geist
What type of squadron are we talking about here?Geist wrote:Thanks to a rigorous PT workout with my squadron three times a week, for the past year.
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The Limper Workout
Dumb Bell bench (12 x 50) (10 x 55) (8 x 60)
Flat bar bench for the burn out at 55 per side (155 x12)
Curls Standing (35x10 per arm) x1 (40x10 per arm) x2
Curls Recline 30x10 per arm x1
Dumbell Pullovers (40x10) 4 sets
Dumbell rows 45 x 10
Reverse Flys (12 x 15) x1 (15 x10) x1
Cable rows 120 x10
Sit ups 2 sets 20 on a medium incline
Lower back contraption 2 sets 15
Dumbell flys (for shoulders deltoids?) 20 per hand 2 sets 10 each.
Dumbell military press 25 each hand 2 sets 10
Cabled triceps (70 x 12) x2
Assisted Dips 50 pound offset (170 left) 12 reps x 2
Skull Crunchers (curl bar) (55 x 12) x1
Other than that I try and walk a lot.
Dumb Bell bench (12 x 50) (10 x 55) (8 x 60)
Flat bar bench for the burn out at 55 per side (155 x12)
Curls Standing (35x10 per arm) x1 (40x10 per arm) x2
Curls Recline 30x10 per arm x1
Dumbell Pullovers (40x10) 4 sets
Dumbell rows 45 x 10
Reverse Flys (12 x 15) x1 (15 x10) x1
Cable rows 120 x10
Sit ups 2 sets 20 on a medium incline
Lower back contraption 2 sets 15
Dumbell flys (for shoulders deltoids?) 20 per hand 2 sets 10 each.
Dumbell military press 25 each hand 2 sets 10
Cabled triceps (70 x 12) x2
Assisted Dips 50 pound offset (170 left) 12 reps x 2
Skull Crunchers (curl bar) (55 x 12) x1
Other than that I try and walk a lot.
Afraid of killing some of the wrestlers. I don't get along with any of them but the captain and he's graduating this year, so it would be me just wanting to strangle my whole team. That coupled with the fact that I'm afraid of the coach. The old coach was cool, but the new one is kind of odd.Jamoni wrote:Afraid of WHAT place? School? Or the wrestling team? What's to be afraid of? You go, you do it, anyone who messes with you, look them in the eye and tell them to fuck themselves. If it comes to a fight, try to win, but if you lose, at least you fought. Kind of like zombies....
Even the purest of zen can be interupted by blunt force trauma.
-Jonas
You guys are so unamerican it's killing my dog. -Cyr
-Jonas
You guys are so unamerican it's killing my dog. -Cyr
Hmm. I didn't like many of the wrestlers on my team, but we got along. Anyway, you are TOTALLY young enough to train in the martial arts. Just find a good school and go. If money is an issue, I bet they'll cut you a deal. (if they won't, you don't want to train there anyway.) Hell, if you got NO money, just pull on some gloves and go a few rounds with Sam 

JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.
Two mile run and some shadowboxing for a warmup/warmdown. Now I'm off to the diner to study my lines for this play I'm in, Jackman's Pier.
http://www.tinceiling.org/cal.html
Apparently I'm the lead, or something...
http://www.tinceiling.org/cal.html
Apparently I'm the lead, or something...

JoergS wrote:Realistically, I think I can launch a nine pound chain saw at 50 fps from a shoulder mounted rubber powered bazooka...
squinty wrote:I reserve the right to yell "Dookyhole!" - or it's Hebrew equivalent if such a thing exists - whilst dispensing a barrage of palm strikes at my opponent.