Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Hydrostatic » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:30 pm

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Hydrostatic wrote:SHIT!!! I FUCKING HATE GRABOIDS!!! Umm lemme think lemme think lemme think. I GOT IT.
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Your post lost me after you knew the name of any of that kids songs..... :lol:
A full year of listening to that talentless little douche's voice emitting from every tweenager sibling's cell phone has made me very familiar with his "songs". All of the anti-psychotic medications in the world can not curb the violent thoughts that I have towards him, so I make sure to keep 2000 yards between him and I.
But the reason I decided to play that song was because if anything will make a graboid go ape shit, it's that warbling melody that passes as music.
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by napom » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:08 pm

Everyone knows that you kill "the zombie graboid" with the magnum in the tunnel.

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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by zombie_mike » Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:35 pm

Well, iirc, the first group almost got away on a Cat and a semi-trailer. They were only stopped because some grabboid was some kind of "smart" grabboid. If GAR has taught me anything, is that the initial zombie phase does not produce intellegent zombies....therefore....

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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by zombie mercenary » Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:30 pm

His anti air turret from the second movie after getting them all in one place by sending the cattle from the first movie stampeding away from the town...that puts them all in one place as they chase the cattle then make hamburger/destroyed graboids/zombies...any straglers with the elephant rifles and other 50 Cals burts got laying around
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by organized chaos » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:25 pm

I am confused....wouldn't zombified graboids go after other graboids then. As in we would no longer be their prey?
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Heimdall » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:36 pm

I'm gonna have to go with a few house hold chemicals mixed to the proper proportions.
I might be in the basement. I'll go upstairs and check.
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Israel » Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:50 pm

Wait! "No hidden caches of explosives"? Isn't that what bur was all for?
Besides, Burt's old fashioned method seems to work well. Why mess with perfection? He wires the explosives, I drive the remote cars... BOOM!
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by MrSmith » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:48 pm

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Thinking Burt and I each got one of these, a truck load full of magazines loaded with slugs ought to work on all three scenarios, combined with the homebrewed explosives of course.

Edited Cause I don't own one :cry:
But in all fairness to the scenario, I'm pretty sure Gummer's gonna have one or two of these in his "rec room"
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by azonikcustomz » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:38 pm

what about all the toys from the tv show? do we get to add those in?
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by azonikcustomz » Sun Dec 09, 2012 2:02 pm

just thought i would share my burt gummer tribute...... still working on 1 more, having a harder time with it


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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by SeerSavant » Wed Dec 12, 2012 11:13 pm

Those tee shirt designs are pretty damned good...

Is this a one time thing, or are you a prop builder?
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by azonikcustomz » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:03 pm

SeerSavant wrote:Those tee shirt designs are pretty damned good...

Is this a one time thing, or are you a prop builder?
i own a vinyl graphics business. just simple editing. i have made a lot of shirts, i just like these the best
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by IronKnuckles » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:08 am

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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Sworbeyegib » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:35 am

I feel I was denied.

Critical.

NEED TO KNOW.

Information.
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by azonikcustomz » Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:48 pm

sworbeyegib wrote:I feel I was denied.

Critical.

NEED TO KNOW.

Information.
thats the next shirt im going to make lol
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Sworbeyegib » Sat Dec 15, 2012 6:01 pm

azonikcustomz wrote:
sworbeyegib wrote:I feel I was denied.

Critical.

NEED TO KNOW.

Information.
thats the next shirt im going to make lol
After that, a picture of a shrieker. The quote... "preferably belt fed."
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by azonikcustomz » Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:36 pm

sworbeyegib wrote:
azonikcustomz wrote:
sworbeyegib wrote:I feel I was denied.

Critical.

NEED TO KNOW.

Information.
thats the next shirt im going to make lol
After that, a picture of a shrieker. The quote... "preferably belt fed."
i was looking into that too but i haven't found a good shrieker design to make a decal out of
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Alpha-17 » Sat Dec 15, 2012 8:56 pm

GREATEST.

THREAD.

EVER.

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In the event of a Graboid and Zombie Apocalypse that turns into a Zombie Graboid Apocalypse, I feel that the best course of action would be to Bug In at his house/compound. If we are adding the improvements he had made by the time of the third film, the house is pretty much Graboid-proof. If not, well,
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Blacksheep » Sun Dec 16, 2012 2:23 am

graboids thread = yessss :crazy:

zombie graboids... no :vmad:........ just no
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Viper shtf » Sun Dec 16, 2012 12:51 pm

Rebel Pariah wrote:graboids thread = yessss :crazy:

zombie graboids... no :vmad:........ just no
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Blacksheep » Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:28 am

somebody actually liked something I said?...
my 3 years on ZS forums have now been validated :lol:
Viper shtf wrote:
Rebel Pariah wrote:graboids thread = yessss :crazy:

zombie graboids... no :vmad:........ just no
This.
somebody actually liked something I said?...
my 3 years on ZS forums have now been validated :lol:


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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Sworbeyegib » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:17 am

This thread has prompted me to rewatch the franchise, yet again. Yes even the 4th movie... Can we just compile every great line that burt says into one thread? In fact, lets make some Burt memes.
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Rednex » Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:34 am

Forth one? Wasn't it part 3 had the ass blaster one they shoot fire out there ass to fly?
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Re: Just for fun... You and Burt Gummer...

Post by Alpha-17 » Mon Dec 17, 2012 2:18 pm

Rednex wrote:Forth one? Wasn't it part 3 had the ass blaster one they shoot fire out there ass to fly?
The fourth one was a prequel set in the Old West. I actually like it a lot more than #3.
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