would you bring you girl/boy friend/ wife/husband shtf

Discuss those "what if" or "what would you do" scenarios you've been wondering about.

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will you bring your girl/boy frind

Yes I need them in my life.
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36%
Sorry dear I love you but I know better
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We have it planed out, I drive they shoot.
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I need to keep the human race strong with more babies right?
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I know i should not but i cant leave them behind
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Post by samuraimoose » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:10 am

ill make it simple would you bring the person your with, romantically when the shtf



edit Because I'm was trying to avoid condoning violence, apparently i did it too well and no one understood.
doing what needs to be done i cant really say but i think i can quote a movie, "you can only kill them buy destroying the brain or removing the head, i repeat you can only kill them by destroying the brain or removing the head" Shawn of the dead
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Post by Redeyes » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:21 am

wtf? Could someone please translate!
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Post by nimdabew » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:30 am

Yeah, you have a bunch of incomplete sentences stringed together with commas. WTF dude, edit your post so we can understand. I will do my best to translate, but I am not sure if I can.

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samuraimoose wrote:My girlfriend and I love each other very much. We made a deal long ago, that if either of us turned to the undead, thus no longer living and incurable, we would not allow our love to get in the way of doing what needed to be done. Because I love her so much, I will bring her along with me to help in the aftermath, in more ways than one :wink:
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Post by Phoenix David » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:36 am

Hello Mr. Medeco. :lol:
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Post by midgetyaz » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:48 am

Wait, he's planning to bring a zombie along with him? And then have sex with it?

How do I vote "DO NOT WANT!"

Edit: If you are asking if I will bring my husband with me in the ZPAW, the answer is yes.
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Post by AmirMortal » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:52 am

I'd simply like to suggest reading the quote from Farblue in Itoz's sig line. That is all.

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Post by Biggin » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:58 am

I interpreted this in two ways: 1) the way it sounds 2) the way he intended it to come across

1) Would I bring my undead girlfriend along?
-No, they are not a person anymore. They are dead. I would leave them and go on as best I could.

2) If SHTF would I bring my girlfriend along? (maybe she is slow or a lot of baggage?)
-Absolutely, it is my duty as her boyfriend of 2 years to not abandon her. I could never forgive myself. Anyone seen 28 Weeks Later?

I am all for new members dude, but clean that up a little. No need to be a dick to him guys ;)

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Post by BeerandGuns » Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:58 am

midgetyaz wrote:Wait, he's planning to bring a zombie along with him? And then have sex with it?

How do I vote "DO NOT WANT!"
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Post by vlad_tepes » Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:02 am

BeerandGuns wrote:
midgetyaz wrote:Wait, he's planning to bring a zombie along with him? And then have sex with it?

How do I vote "DO NOT WANT!"
Brings a whole new meaning to "She's a moaner".

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Post by Biggin » Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:03 am

BeerandGuns wrote:
midgetyaz wrote:Wait, he's planning to bring a zombie along with him? And then have sex with it?

How do I vote "DO NOT WANT!"
Brings a whole new meaning to "She's a moaner".
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Post by samuraimoose » Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:22 am

Biggin215 wrote:I interpreted this in two ways: 1) the way it sounds 2) the way he intended it to come across

1) Would I bring my undead girlfriend along?
-No, they are not a person anymore. They are dead. I would leave them and go on as best I could.

2) If SHTF would I bring my girlfriend along? (maybe she is slow or a lot of baggage?)
-Absolutely, it is my duty as her boyfriend of 2 years to not abandon her. I could never forgive myself. Anyone seen 28 Weeks Later?

I am all for new members dude, but clean that up a little. No need to be a dick to him guys ;)
thanks for the support, was trying to avoid saying something violent was too focused on that and not on the words. :(
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Post by samuraimoose » Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:24 am

midgetyaz wrote:Wait, he's planning to bring a zombie along with him? And then have sex with it?

How do I vote "DO NOT WANT!"

Edit: If you are asking if I will bring my husband with me in the ZPAW, the answer is yes.
Is he a member?
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Post by nimdabew » Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:27 am

BeerandGuns wrote:
midgetyaz wrote:Wait, he's planning to bring a zombie along with him? And then have sex with it?

How do I vote "DO NOT WANT!"
Brings a whole new meaning to "She's a moaner".
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Post by ThePhantom86 » Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:24 am

My wife and I are both capable people. If SHTF, we would do just fine together. During any walking we would have to do, she would most likely take point and I'll have her 6. Plus we have children. If one of us were to be infected, we would know what to do, just not in front of the kids.
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Post by nimdabew » Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:34 am

ThePhantom86 wrote:My wife and I are both capable people. If SHTF, we would do just fine together. During any walking we would have to do, she would most likely take point and I'll have her 6. Plus we have children. If one of us were to be infected, we would know what to do, just not in front of the kids.
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Post by CLEAR CUT » Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:15 am

This one again?

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Post by Tater Raider » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:17 am

No, I don't care if she got bit or not.

The cat, however, comes with me.

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Post by TheLastRifleMan » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:59 am

I moved this one to "WWYD". So far everyone had played nice so lets keep iot that way.
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Post by Finch » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:21 am

i'd need someone to eat
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Post by Stormrider » Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:44 pm

Damn it's good to be single :lol:

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Post by Browning 35 » Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:39 pm

Yes, I would bring my wife along should the SHTF.

Even if she were a complete boat anchor around my neck in terms of survival (she's not, actually she's a great shot, she has a lot of common sense and she's an RN with a Bachelors Degree......I'm just saying even IF she were a boat anchor) it's still my duty to protect her and look out for her welfare to the best of my ability until the day I croak (and even after I'm dead if that includes life insurance).

If I were away from her when the SHTF I'd do my very best to get to her and I'd move heaven and earth in order to make sure that she's okay or I'd die trying. If she was sick or injured I'd care for her until she was completely well or until she died. If we were down to the last morsel of food or drink of water I'd insist that she'd take it or drink it.

I'm sure that you get my drift. In short she's pretty important to me.

To me loyalty to friends and family is above everything else. You can tell quite a bit about a person to how far out on a limb they'll for the people that are close to them. I'm not very close to many people at all, but with the ones that I am close with I'll always put their best interest above my own.

Plus she's in an even more special category since I've never gotten up in front of a whole bunch of friends and family in a ceremony and swore my loyalty to anyone else for the rest of my life, so fuck yeah she's coming with me.
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Post by ZombieGranny » Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:17 pm

If one cares so little for one's significant other that one would abandon them if SHTF, then one shouldn't be with him/her in the first place.
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Post by Stormrider » Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:06 pm

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Post by D-Train » Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:40 pm

What kind of person would leave their loved ones behind?
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