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I'd shoot the nearest zombie, because I'd miss the girl. You're being torn apart, do you really think you're going to hit her?

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All you chaps are saying 'yeah kill a zombie', but if you have bin with his women/man for so long, loved that person with every beat of your heart, you'd wanna take out your lover more than anything.


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Perhaps. The way I see it, if I took out one last Zombie, my S.O. and I would be zombified together. Then we would be united once more to continue thriving in unlife for eternity. Now THAT's Love, Baby.

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Bear_B wrote:
Neither... I'd kill one last Zombie.

Remember Capitan Ahab?

"... from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"


But I have to say man, that's some pretty brutal stuff there...

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I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.


But zombies CAN'T get it up, remember?


I dunno. MAYBE if you had massive amounts of viagra and happened to have a woody at death. (I hope htat gets sigged by someone.)


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but if they're eating you, then wouldn't they eat you too eat so you don't come back as a zombie? Wouldn't they eat yer brains too?


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hunter666 wrote:
but if they're eating you, then wouldn't they eat you too eat so you don't come back as a zombie? Wouldn't they eat yer brains too?

I've never understoof the brains part. How could a zombie reach a person's brain to feast? It is encased in a skull.


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Well, if the zombie could rip the skull off the spinal column..or if he had really skinny fingers to get through the eye sockets and nose!

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Well, if the zombie could rip the skull off the spinal column..or if he had really skinny fingers to get through the eye sockets and nose!

Yes but the entire brain? I dont think a zombie would nitpick to get to the brains, otherwise the zombie threat would be essentially Three Stooges-like eye pokers.


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Certainly.

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Well, if the zombie could rip the skull off the spinal column..or if he had really skinny fingers to get through the eye sockets and nose!


Or he has the powers of Scorpion...


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AEnemia wrote:
FATALITY.
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Que?

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(note: Can you believe I couldn't find a pic of Scorpion's head-rip thing?)


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Bumped, been a while. Long while.

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I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.


I'm calling bullshit right there.

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I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.


I'm calling bullshit right there.


Unusual considering this; http://azdailysun.com/news/local/crime- ... 73af5.html

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I'd shoot the wife. She's suffering NOW and she ain't gonna get better.

That's my job in the relationship. I improve situations.

St. Michael may upgrade my jump wings on the spot but St. Peter may need some lobbying. She's better at that.

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you have only one round left in your 1911, your last weapon


Yeah but after you clear the jam, you wouldn't have any rounds left...

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jor-el wrote:
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Jeriah wrote:
I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.


I'm calling bullshit right there.


Unusual considering this; http://azdailysun.com/news/local/crime- ... 73af5.html


It is like always say you never know what people are going to do until they do it. Even a lot of people don't know for sure.

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you have only one round left in your 1911, your last weapon


Yeah but after you clear the jam, you wouldn't have any rounds left...


That might be enough to piss me off and make me push the zombies out of the room so I could look for it.

For the record, my WWII Colt 1911A1 is very reliable. I don't know what kind of fly by night manufacturers that could be out there. :lol:

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Being a belt and suspenders guy myself, I probably waste a lot of resources on backup and contingency plans. Ammo is way high on that list. Must have 2 or 3 caches on the island alone still untouched and forgotten.

I also have no 1911 variant anymore. Went XD a decade ago.

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Zimmy wrote:
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you have only one round left in your 1911, your last weapon


Yeah but after you clear the jam, you wouldn't have any rounds left...


That might be enough to piss me off and make me push the zombies out of the room so I could look for it.

For the record, my WWII Colt 1911A1 is very reliable. I don't know what kind of fly by night manufacturers that could be out there. :lol:


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For the future.... id cap myself. Between the two of us, if i vould only shoot one because of the circumstance, i would return as a physically stronger and more capable zombie if i were to turn... so, id shoot myself leaving the lesser of two evils to rise.


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