One last bullet

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Post by raptorman » Sun Sep 04, 2005 4:21 am

I'd shoot the nearest zombie, because I'd miss the girl. You're being torn apart, do you really think you're going to hit her?

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Post by hunter666 » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:22 am

All you chaps are saying 'yeah kill a zombie', but if you have bin with his women/man for so long, loved that person with every beat of your heart, you'd wanna take out your lover more than anything.

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Post by CLEAR CUT » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:19 pm

Perhaps. The way I see it, if I took out one last Zombie, my S.O. and I would be zombified together. Then we would be united once more to continue thriving in unlife for eternity. Now THAT's Love, Baby.
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Post by jamoni » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:20 pm

Bear_B wrote:Neither... I'd kill one last Zombie.

Remember Capitan Ahab?

"... from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"


But I have to say man, that's some pretty brutal stuff there...
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Post by AEnemia » Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:52 pm

Jeriah wrote:I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.
But zombies CAN'T get it up, remember?


I dunno. MAYBE if you had massive amounts of viagra and happened to have a woody at death. (I hope htat gets sigged by someone.)

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Post by hunter666 » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:12 pm

but if they're eating you, then wouldn't they eat you too eat so you don't come back as a zombie? Wouldn't they eat yer brains too?

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Post by Rac00n » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:12 pm

hunter666 wrote:but if they're eating you, then wouldn't they eat you too eat so you don't come back as a zombie? Wouldn't they eat yer brains too?
I've never understoof the brains part. How could a zombie reach a person's brain to feast? It is encased in a skull.

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Post by Absit » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:13 pm

Well, if the zombie could rip the skull off the spinal column..or if he had really skinny fingers to get through the eye sockets and nose!
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Post by Rac00n » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:18 pm

Absit wrote:Well, if the zombie could rip the skull off the spinal column..or if he had really skinny fingers to get through the eye sockets and nose!
Yes but the entire brain? I dont think a zombie would nitpick to get to the brains, otherwise the zombie threat would be essentially Three Stooges-like eye pokers.

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Post by Absit » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:29 pm

Certainly.
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Post by Rac00n » Sun Sep 04, 2005 5:31 pm

Absit wrote:Certainly.
Soitanly :wink:

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Post by AEnemia » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:19 pm

Absit wrote:Well, if the zombie could rip the skull off the spinal column..or if he had really skinny fingers to get through the eye sockets and nose!
Or he has the powers of Scorpion...


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Post by bgaesop » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:21 pm

AEnemia wrote:FATALITY.
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Post by Doctor Jest » Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:04 pm

Bumped, been a while. Long while.
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Post by Stercutus » Fri Jun 30, 2017 4:53 pm

Jeriah wrote:I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.
I'm calling bullshit right there.
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Post by flybynight » Fri Jun 30, 2017 5:03 pm

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Post by jor-el » Sun Jul 02, 2017 4:40 pm

Stercutus wrote:
Jeriah wrote:I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.
I'm calling bullshit right there.
Unusual considering this; http://azdailysun.com/news/local/crime- ... 73af5.html
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Post by Zimmy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:29 pm

I'd shoot the wife. She's suffering NOW and she ain't gonna get better.

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Post by JeeperCreeper » Sun Jul 02, 2017 6:13 pm

Doctor Jest wrote:you have only one round left in your 1911, your last weapon
Yeah but after you clear the jam, you wouldn't have any rounds left...
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Post by Stercutus » Sun Jul 02, 2017 8:48 pm

jor-el wrote:
Stercutus wrote:
Jeriah wrote:I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.
I'm calling bullshit right there.
Unusual considering this; http://azdailysun.com/news/local/crime- ... 73af5.html
It is like always say you never know what people are going to do until they do it. Even a lot of people don't know for sure.
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Re: One last bullet

Post by Zimmy » Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:48 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:
Doctor Jest wrote:you have only one round left in your 1911, your last weapon
Yeah but after you clear the jam, you wouldn't have any rounds left...
That might be enough to piss me off and make me push the zombies out of the room so I could look for it.

For the record, my WWII Colt 1911A1 is very reliable. I don't know what kind of fly by night manufacturers that could be out there. :lol:
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Post by jor-el » Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:07 am

Being a belt and suspenders guy myself, I probably waste a lot of resources on backup and contingency plans. Ammo is way high on that list. Must have 2 or 3 caches on the island alone still untouched and forgotten.

I also have no 1911 variant anymore. Went XD a decade ago.
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Re: One last bullet

Post by flybynight » Mon Jul 24, 2017 5:22 am

Zimmy wrote:
JeeperCreeper wrote:
Doctor Jest wrote:you have only one round left in your 1911, your last weapon
Yeah but after you clear the jam, you wouldn't have any rounds left...
That might be enough to piss me off and make me push the zombies out of the room so I could look for it.

For the record, my WWII Colt 1911A1 is very reliable. I don't know what kind of fly by night manufacturers that could be out there. :lol:
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Re: One last bullet

Post by doc savage » Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:56 pm

For the future.... id cap myself. Between the two of us, if i vould only shoot one because of the circumstance, i would return as a physically stronger and more capable zombie if i were to turn... so, id shoot myself leaving the lesser of two evils to rise.

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