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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:16 am 
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Here's a sweet treat to delight all...

You have fought the bravest fight, but you have lost. Right now, as you scream in agony, they are ripping out your guts and beginning to feast. You have only seconds of life left.

As your last tears stream down your face, you see in horror that your wife/husband is suffering the same horrible fate.

Here's the question: you have only one round left in your 1911, your last weapon. Your spouse is incapable of action. Do you use it on yourself to avoid coming back; shoot your spouse to prevent them from doing so; or neither?

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Neither... I'd kill one last Zombie.

Remember Capitan Ahab?

"... from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"


But I have to say man, that's some pretty brutal stuff there...

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Take out one last deadite!! :evil:

Besides, we don't know how the other side lives, I would not want to be around without my wife-even if we are flesh eaters. :(

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This is easy, well coming up with the answer was. Wife gets a bullet, no question. Doing it in real life however, may take quite a bit of mental power.

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Neither... I'd kill one last Zombie.

Remember Capitan Ahab?

"... from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"


But I have to say man, that's some pretty brutal stuff there...


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I thought that was what Khan said as he activated the Genesis Torpedo hoping to finally take out James T Kirk.

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jor-el wrote:
I thought that was what Khan said as he activated the Genesis Torpedo hoping to finally take out James T Kirk.


He did... he was quoting Captian Ahab from the classic book Moby Dick.

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Kill a zombie.

Become undead with your wife. Hopefully you two will change into Romero zombies and have some cognitive ability left. Then you two could rekindle your love and roam the Earth feasting on the flesh of the living...together.

That movie would suck, but I would still see it! :D


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Rath wrote:
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Neither... I'd kill one last Zombie.

Remember Capitan Ahab?

"... from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"


But I have to say man, that's some pretty brutal stuff there...


+1


+2. Ten points for quoting a great book.


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Id, without a question, put a bullet in my head, Id rather blow my own brains out than become one of those pusfucks.


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Id, without a question, put a bullet in my head, Id rather blow my own brains out than become one of those pusfucks.


Do you own a "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" tshirt? :)


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Neither... I'd kill one last Zombie.

Remember Capitan Ahab?

"... from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"


But I have to say man, that's some pretty brutal stuff there...


+1


+2. Ten points for quoting a great book.


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+4. Me and my significant other would most likely be devoured and there wouldn't be anything left to be turned into a zombie. It's the most anti-zombie use of the bullet.


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This is easy, well coming up with the answer was. Wife gets a bullet, no question. Doing it in real life however, may take quite a bit of mental power.


+1,000

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ThatOneGuy wrote:
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Neither... I'd kill one last Zombie.

Remember Capitan Ahab?

"... from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"


But I have to say man, that's some pretty brutal stuff there...


+1


+2. Ten points for quoting a great book.


+3


+4, but I do feel bad for perpetuating the quotecycle.


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Put your gun against the back of your wife's head, french her, and while you're kissing, pull the trigger. Then not only did you save you both from becoming zombies, but you got to kiss her goodbye.

I know. I'm a romantic.

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yoyoyoimdaZombykilla wrote:
Zombie_blaster wrote:
Id, without a question, put a bullet in my head, Id rather blow my own brains out than become one of those pusfucks.


Do you own a "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" tshirt? :)


:)



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<edit>Damnit. I shouldn't have mentioned that. Now it will only get worse.

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kyle wrote:
yoyoyoimdaZombykilla wrote:
Zombie_blaster wrote:
Id, without a question, put a bullet in my head, Id rather blow my own brains out than become one of those pusfucks.


Do you own a "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" tshirt? :)


:)



Just for the record... I hate thread addition. I don't know why but all this +1 crap drives me up a wall.

<edit>Damnit. I shouldn't have mentioned that. Now it will only get worse.


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kyle wrote:
yoyoyoimdaZombykilla wrote:
Zombie_blaster wrote:
Id, without a question, put a bullet in my head, Id rather blow my own brains out than become one of those pusfucks.


Do you own a "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" tshirt? :)


:)



Just for the record... I hate thread addition. I don't know why but all this +1 crap drives me up a wall.

<edit>Damnit. I shouldn't have mentioned that. Now it will only get worse.



LOL +1

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noncyr wrote:
Put your gun against the back of your wife's head, french her, and while you're kissing, pull the trigger. Then not only did you save you both from becoming zombies, but you got to kiss her goodbye.

I know. I'm a romantic.


It's disturbing, but ... it is pretty romantic. It would make a great movie ending.


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My girlfriend would get the bullet. I wouldn't find it hard to do either, i can't bear to see any harm come to her.
Seeing her die like that would be worse the death itself. Even though i am killing her myself it would be painless, and i'd die knowing she wasn't gonna get back up again, plus hopefully her last memory would be of me saving her from the worst possible death.
Beside its the honorable thing to do aswell, if it were some random stranger i'd give him/her the bullet too.


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Put your gun against the back of your wife's head, french her, and while you're kissing, pull the trigger. Then not only did you save you both from becoming zombies, but you got to kiss her goodbye.

I know. I'm a romantic.


Dammit Noncyr, you beat me to it. :lol: If I couldn't do that though, I'd just give her the bullet.


Except, with me, I think my last weapon would have to be a hand grenade, ideally... With the words "Holy Hand Grenade of St. Antioch" inscribed onto it.


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I'd kill one last zombie. I'd want to come back and see what it's like "on the other side." And see if I could still feel feelings for a spouse. And if I could get it up.

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Last bullet in my last weapon. No F in way. More likely a pile of de-animated zombies fall over and I get crushed to death. But if you must have an answer take another one out. And then use the 1911 as a club to cave the skull in of another.

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