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Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 5:06 am
by Zerve
A pork sandwich and a open pack of hula hoops on a plate on my lap. The hula hoops are salt and vinegar flavor I recon that counts for something. Next to me are a half full pint glass of water, a stapler, remote for tv and a unopened of of..... hula hoops if I'm feeling greedy. There just original flavour though :( There's that much junk around me if I was attacked I could just through stuff at them until they got bored and left.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:53 am
by wee drop o' bush
Zerve wrote:A pork sandwich and a open pack of hula hoops on a plate on my lap. The hula hoops are salt and vinegar flavor I recon that counts for something. Next to me are a half full pint glass of water, a stapler, remote for tv and a unopened of of..... hula hoops if I'm feeling greedy. There just original flavour though :( There's that much junk around me if I was attacked I could just through stuff at them until they got bored and left.
URGHHH Hula Hoops! :lol:

On topic: my wee Pomeranian, slightly squishy strawberries, a glass of milk, hairspray and some matches.
So lets hope they'd be lactose intolerant, allergic to dogs and strawberries & also easily lit on fire.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:17 am
by Ruddie
Cold Steel Trail Hawk and a Glock 22.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:31 pm
by cconwell21
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This is what I have laying around.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:06 pm
by taipan821
from my desk.

a quantity of engineering and paramedic textbooks, pens, printer, laptop.

on my shelf (couple of feet away) pocket knife, rescue helmet

in my cupboard (couple of metres away) 12 inch machete

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:10 pm
by Rev
A keyboard, trackball mouse, monitor, assorted networking cables, one of those tall thermos/coffee mugs, my keys, and four microwavable easy mac and cheese things. Those are more of a long term weapon to kill my enemies through high blood pressure and heart disease.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:12 pm
by azrael99
AK-47................................folder

but i wish it would be the rifle

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2013 9:00 pm
by Towanda
This thread always comes up when I'm at work. XD-40 Sub-Compact, pepper gel, stout walking stick, Spyderco Persistence.

I suppose I could also include the 2003 Grand Marquis that is my taxi.

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Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:41 am
by Morlok
Right now I always carry a Gerber Guardian on me. At home, I have a large Paclite (3.5" blade IIRC), and a reasonably sharp cheap machete. At the range, I have a 5.56 AR.
6) Ka-Bar and a Cold Steel boar hunting knife - both useless to me since I know nothing about how to defend myself with a knife beyond random slashing/stabbing.
It doesn't take an expert to use a knife for self-defense, so "useless" is a bit of an overstatement. :)

Really, self-defense with a knife is fairly intuitive, especially if you have any UAC training at all; you just sort of fold it into the rest of what you know. Protip; hold the knife closer to you, rather than way out in front. This way, it's harder for your opponent to disarm you, and you have more potential energy for a thrust or slash (bent arm, rather than straight). Lead with your off hand and try to grab with it, then attack with the knife hand, assuming your assailant doesn't have an edged weapon, of course.

But the best use of a knife for SD is psychological. If you're genuinely ready to use it against an assailant, it will show. A knife is an enormous advantage in a fight, all else being equal. It's practically impossible for an unarmed attacker to defeat a reasonably competent (low bar here; grown, healthy man with the proper psychological mindset) man with a decent knife.

Conversely, if you find yourself facing a man with a knife - arm yourself, or better yet, run.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:39 pm
by Mr. E. Monkey
Towanda wrote:I suppose I could also include the 2003 Grand Marquis that is my taxi.
:lol:

Yeah, I think a roughly two ton surface-to-surface guided missile counts. :awesome:

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:28 am
by isaacjacob
I have a laptop and 2 bb guns

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:07 am
by Towanda
Not at work at the moment: a cup of hot coffee, a half-full Nalgene, an electronic cigarette, an empty cereal bowl, a cat, and a walking stick. And my phone.

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Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:57 am
by LivelyToaster
Umm lets see... a temper tantrum throwing toddler, a lazy golden retriever, steel-toe boots, the TV remote, a Springer 1911 tucked into the side of the recliner my lazy ass is laying on, if all else fails its grab the kid and make a mad sprint into the man room and grab the shotty loaded up with 00 buck shot.

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Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:35 am
by DontGetWellSoon
Everywhere I look there's a weapon. My bedroom has a wall of swords, axes, clubs, & knives. I got a Bowie and a Toothpick hanging in the kitchen, as well as knucks. A giant straight razor in the bathroom. There's a large crowbar at the front door. Also, I carry a 44 magnum around the house.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 9:44 am
by jdzombie
Pen
Sunglasses
Mouse
Headphone
2 Plastic Bottles
1 Glass Bottle
Mug
Pot Plant

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:45 am
by LowKey
Enough armored vehicles and equipment for a heavy brigade combat team.
And my coffee cup.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:11 pm
by druid189
Work: department of Corrections / Prison. Since I'm SRT, use your imagination to conjure up the things we have to quell a riot of 1000 prisoners..........WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! :clap:

As in "right now" I'm at my desk, in the middle of my semi-storage area of ManGear. Bad news for those coming in ATM. My Deputy II never leaves my side. EVER. I love this blade. If you can E-Bay, get it.

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I've had it since 1994 and aside from having to reshape the broken tip [about 3mm snapped off when I dropped it on concrete], it has NEVER let me down. EVER. The hook goes through clothing and seat belts like butter. You need a serration sharpener for the hook though. this one's awesome:

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It has a gray, bead-blasted finish that even after 19 years of service, is barely marked up at all. HIGHLY recommended.

Between the two locations? Kimber .45 with 2 magazines, 4 sets of cuffs and the Deputy II [discontinued series, model 2262 below]
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Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:26 pm
by ITS Bo Yo ^.^
Right now?!.hmm.my wallet has a custom18in chain with knuckle latch..-_-umm there is a custom ax along with a maul ax outside...but my friend has a Mac 90 and a tricked out 1911,a 44 mag,a30 06,couple a pump action shotguns,50 cal musleloader pistol +rifle,sks,but thats theirs not mine at home I have a 12g single shot a couple of good swords,home made stuff like swords a 30 30 lever action wnchstr lever action.thats about it,one other thing though is a 14' home made leafspringe cleaver.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:09 pm
by Hoipoloi
Opinel number 8 and a bag of Copains Copines Fraises bought in France the other day.

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Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:28 pm
by allofthemonkeys
Wireless keyboard and mouse, phone (one of the big heavy office ones) scissors, letter opener, decorative lamp, computer, monitor, spyderco Tenacious, Buck Vantage, (Plus 2 cool points for knives akimbo) two aluminum baseball bats, coffee maker, maglight, microwave, utility knife, cash drawer, pens, 5.11 A2 flashlight, remote, I am stuck working in an office so I can go all day. You can tell my work load isn't to high right now.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:33 pm
by royalflush
Only things that are w/in arms reach:
stethoscope- maybe could use it like numchucks
mac book pro: a couple years ago in vet school we were on lock down (shooter on campus) and all I had was the ol' macbook. I closed the screen and prepared to hurl it like a tomahawk at whoever walked through the door and sprint/charge immediately after
Benchmade griptilian if the fight comes in close

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:21 pm
by ZombieFinder
Some kitchen knives, a hammer, and a flat head screw driver.. I guess I'd be pretty screwed.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 4:39 pm
by Lynxian
Surprisingly, a Katana, Wakizashi, Tanto, two hobby knives and a cat. Though I prefer not to use the latter as a weapon, really.

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 6:04 pm
by teotwaki
a CRKT folding knife and a sharp tongue :words: