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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:45 am 
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$2.99 for a 32 page pamthlet? :vmad: no thanks. :roll:

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I'd probably pay £2.14 to see the reviewers thoroughly savage such a cheeky author named "Smart" :clap:

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I'm just amazed the zombies have the organizational skills to actually schedule the apocalypse for 6/18/18. These shambling ghouls are beating the Mayans at their own game. Who knew?

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I'm just amazed the zombies have the organizational skills to actually schedule the apocalypse for 6/18/18. These shambling ghouls are beating the Mayans at their own game. Who knew?


Holy cow! You are a Genius!!

Mayan Zombies will arise on 6/18/18 !!!!


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majorhavoc wrote:
I'm just amazed the zombies have the organizational skills to actually schedule the apocalypse for 6/18/18. These shambling ghouls are beating the Mayans at their own game. Who knew?


Holy cow! You are a Genius!!

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All we need now is a bunch of conquistador zombies and we can have a South American version of the Russian vs. Nazi zombie fight from "Dead Snow 2". :lol:

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My first thought after going to the Amazon link and looking at the cover was, "How does that human knot/chain team building game save you from a potential zombie apocalypse?"

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I'm getting a 'wannabe' feel from reading the blurb.

almost like its a wannabe prepper writing a book for other wannabe preppers.

so, when will the official ZS review come out :awesome:

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I'm getting a 'wannabe' feel from reading the blurb.

almost like its a wannabe prepper writing a book for other wannabe preppers.

so, when will the official ZS review come out :awesome:


When someone is willing to pay $2.99 just for the privilege of tearing it apart :wink:

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When someone is willing to pay $2.99 just for the privilege of tearing it apart :wink:


It would be a waste of $3, but that would be the best book review I've seen

"It's sh**, don't waste your money" then the rest of the time is spent making confetti

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It's 2 pounds 14. that's like $80 dollars US.

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Imagine a world governed by fate in which you are at risk of dying everyday.


Uh, yeah. It's called real life and you don't actually have to imagine it if you're a commuter.

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teotwaki wrote:
amazon synopsis first sentence wrote:
Imagine a world governed by fate in which you are at risk of dying everyday.


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The Australian will refrain from commenting on the above post.

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taipan821 wrote:
Ellywick wrote:

When someone is willing to pay $2.99 just for the privilege of tearing it apart :wink:


It would be a waste of $3, but that would be the best book review I've seen

"It's sh**, don't waste your money" then the rest of the time is spent making confetti


:clap: :lol: I might be willing to chip into a fund to watch someone do that...

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and the fact that you are thinking about deciding to buy this book means that you are likely to survive and thrive in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

LMAO. Thanks Jim.

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Ellywick wrote:
taipan821 wrote:
I'm getting a 'wannabe' feel from reading the blurb.

almost like its a wannabe prepper writing a book for other wannabe preppers.

so, when will the official ZS review come out :awesome:


When someone is willing to pay $2.99 just for the privilege of tearing it apart :wink:


one amazon review
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I Wasn't Impressed
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It was not very good, it felt like a person wrote this after reading other guides and put very little effort into it.

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On the other hand , the author is quite the accomplished author. (?)

He is the author of............
We need to talk about plastic
Gary the grasshopper
The rich persons book, and ( my favorite title)
F**k the world
among others :clap:

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flybynight wrote:
Ellywick wrote:
taipan821 wrote:
I'm getting a 'wannabe' feel from reading the blurb.

almost like its a wannabe prepper writing a book for other wannabe preppers.

so, when will the official ZS review come out :awesome:


When someone is willing to pay $2.99 just for the privilege of tearing it apart :wink:


one amazon review
zombie phreak
1.0 out of 5 stars

I Wasn't Impressed
9 March 2018 - Published on Amazon.com
Verified Purchase
It was not very good, it felt like a person wrote this after reading other guides and put very little effort into it.


Okay, you gave me the review, now I want the confetti as taipan mentioned (yes, I know, I'm demanding :wink: ).

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:clap: Thanks and Hooray! Even better that it is from Gravity Falls. My kids and I love that show :D

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Perfect! :clap: and that's the official ZS review done!

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freejamal wrote:
im crackin up can you guys review some other jim smart books



Will we be paid in US dollars or British Pounds?

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freejamal wrote:
im crackin up can you guys review some other jim smart books



Will we be paid in US dollars or British Pounds?


I'd prefer US dollars.

Matter of fact, my starting rate to review stuff is 100 US dollars and goes up from there. It also depends on the amount of stuff I need to review and if you want a brutally honest review or a Nutnfancy type rambling review. :lol:

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