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1. 22 Derringer 2 shot- easily concealed, short on power 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
2. Browning Buckmark 22 LR 40%  40%  [ 4 ]
3. Beretta Tomcat- 32 acp 40%  40%  [ 4 ]
4. Beretta Jetfire-25 acp 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
5. Taurus Judge- only 4.10 in #4 shot 10%  10%  [ 1 ]
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 7:29 pm 
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So you were a top gun ace and you felt a need for speed. The terror of the skies, a boogeyman for the Soviet Air Force. That was 30 years ago and now your divorced, kicked out of the Navy (with a charitable honorable discharge), you're older, and your pilot license was revoked (due to that unfortunate noodle accident).
Well, you still have some friends in the government who remember your service. The best they could do for you was get you a job as the first air marshall after a certain event took place.
Your Mission:
1. Ride along in in common American airliners (jumbo jets only) to confront a possible (though unlikely terrorist threat).
2. You must be incognito to both passengers and floor crew. That means only concealed carry.
3. Don't bring down the aircraft or allow it to be hijacked (yes I know these could be mutually exclusive, but don't make me bring up the noodle incident).
4. You may only choose from the firearms the Government has approved.
5. No other weapons are allowed! No substitutions! No different calibers!

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Tomcat in .32ACP. I've always felt the .380 was a bit too much gun for most people.

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Frangible bullets and excellent aim, Sig P229.

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I'll take the 22 Derringer 2 shot. This sounds like a 80's action movie and everybody knows the former hero disgraced by circumstances beyond his control and forced to become a mall cop of the skies will thwart the terrorists plot to take over the world with his trusty issue 22 Derringer 2 shot that never needs reloading ( except for emphasis before the major gunfight and after it's all over . roll credits ) blasting bad guys with sniper rifle accuracy in between judo chops, round house kicks with spent brass ejecting everywhere at Gatling gun speed as I fan the spur trigger. DAMMM I'M ONE BADASS RABBIT ! :awesome: :crazy: :clownshoes: "Welcome to the friendly skies. ... Buckaroo ! (<--- copyright catch phrase )

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flybynight wrote:
I'll take the 22 Derringer 2 shot. This sounds like a 80's action movie and everybody knows the former hero disgraced by circumstances beyond his control and forced to become a mall cop of the skies will thwart the terrorists plot to take over the world with his trusty issue 22 Derringer 2 shot that never needs reloading ( except for emphasis before the major gunfight and after it's all over . roll credits ) blasting bad guys with sniper rifle accuracy in between judo chops, round house kicks with spent brass ejecting everywhere at Gatling gun speed as I fan the spur trigger. DAMMM I'M ONE BADASS RABBIT ! :awesome: :crazy: :clownshoes: "Welcome to the friendly skies. ... Buckaroo ! (<--- copyright catch phrase )


I'd buy a ticket. Let's get this made. I'll start a go-fund-me.

Or maybe the guy just needs two shots and the rest is that Russian martial arts that is all secret and stuff. You break out your shovel and really tear things up. And the spring loaded knife. Cuz those are not really weapons, but rather "accessories," so it fits with Twizz's "no extra weapons."

Yeah. I'm all in on this one. The movie starts with the first shot and we wait the rest of the movie for the last shot. Or that gattling thing. Either way, I'm game.

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Taurus Judge... because a revolver shoots better upside down...

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Taurus Judge... because a revolver shoots better upside down...

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JeeperCreeper wrote:
Taurus Judge... because a revolver shoots better upside down...

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A double inversion That's AWESOME

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JeeperCreeper wrote:
Taurus Judge... because a revolver shoots better upside down...

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A double inversion That's AWESOME

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Hahaha damn internet glitch... A double inversion... Two wrongs don't make a right...

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Frangible bullets and excellent aim, Sig P229.

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Ahem.

This is what happens when I visit on Tapatalk and don't see an actual poll.

Beretta Tomcat .32 ACP, thank you very much.

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flybynight wrote:
I'll take the 22 Derringer 2 shot. This sounds like a 80's action movie and everybody knows the former hero disgraced by circumstances beyond his control and forced to become a mall cop of the skies will thwart the terrorists plot to take over the world with his trusty issue 22 Derringer 2 shot that never needs reloading ( except for emphasis before the major gunfight and after it's all over . roll credits ) blasting bad guys with sniper rifle accuracy in between judo chops, round house kicks with spent brass ejecting everywhere at Gatling gun speed as I fan the spur trigger. DAMMM I'M ONE BADASS RABBIT ! :awesome: :crazy: :clownshoes: "Welcome to the friendly skies. ... Buckaroo ! (<--- copyright catch phrase )


I'd buy a ticket. Let's get this made. I'll start a go-fund-me.

Or maybe the guy just needs two shots and the rest is that Russian martial arts that is all secret and stuff. You break out your shovel and really tear things up. And the spring loaded knife. Cuz those are not really weapons, but rather "accessories," so it fits with Twizz's "no extra weapons."

Yeah. I'm all in on this one. The movie starts with the first shot and we wait the rest of the movie for the last shot. Or that gattling thing. Either way, I'm game.


:clap: I agree. I would also like to see this Badass Bunny of the skies! Can we also have some sort of viscious animal being transported on the plane that you have to contend with and make a statement about which becomes a catchphrase? I vote for honey badgers...maybe something like, "I know these honey badgers don't give a shit, but this is my m-f'in plane???? *I'll give you the copyright if you make the movie* :wink:

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Ellywick wrote:
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flybynight wrote:
I'll take the 22 Derringer 2 shot. This sounds like a 80's action movie and everybody knows the former hero disgraced by circumstances beyond his control and forced to become a mall cop of the skies will thwart the terrorists plot to take over the world with his trusty issue 22 Derringer 2 shot that never needs reloading ( except for emphasis before the major gunfight and after it's all over . roll credits ) blasting bad guys with sniper rifle accuracy in between judo chops, round house kicks with spent brass ejecting everywhere at Gatling gun speed as I fan the spur trigger. DAMMM I'M ONE BADASS RABBIT ! :awesome: :crazy: :clownshoes: "Welcome to the friendly skies. ... Buckaroo ! (<--- copyright catch phrase )


I'd buy a ticket. Let's get this made. I'll start a go-fund-me.

Or maybe the guy just needs two shots and the rest is that Russian martial arts that is all secret and stuff. You break out your shovel and really tear things up. And the spring loaded knife. Cuz those are not really weapons, but rather "accessories," so it fits with Twizz's "no extra weapons."

Yeah. I'm all in on this one. The movie starts with the first shot and we wait the rest of the movie for the last shot. Or that gattling thing. Either way, I'm game.


:clap: I agree. I would also like to see this Badass Bunny of the skies! Can we also have some sort of viscious animal being transported on the plane that you have to contend with and make a statement about which becomes a catchphrase? I vote for honey badgers...maybe something like, "I know these honey badgers don't give a shit, but this is my m-f'in plane???? *I'll give you the copyright if you make the movie* :wink:

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I see a slow motion shot of the leader of the bad guys falling an impossibly long time ( for the inside of a airplane ) into the grasp of the honey badgers. as the the hero stoically looks on and says "Them Honey Badgers sure don't act sweet "

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Ellywick wrote:
woodsghost wrote:
flybynight wrote:
I'll take the 22 Derringer 2 shot. This sounds like a 80's action movie and everybody knows the former hero disgraced by circumstances beyond his control and forced to become a mall cop of the skies will thwart the terrorists plot to take over the world with his trusty issue 22 Derringer 2 shot that never needs reloading ( except for emphasis before the major gunfight and after it's all over . roll credits ) blasting bad guys with sniper rifle accuracy in between judo chops, round house kicks with spent brass ejecting everywhere at Gatling gun speed as I fan the spur trigger. DAMMM I'M ONE BADASS RABBIT ! :awesome: :crazy: :clownshoes: "Welcome to the friendly skies. ... Buckaroo ! (<--- copyright catch phrase )


I'd buy a ticket. Let's get this made. I'll start a go-fund-me.

Or maybe the guy just needs two shots and the rest is that Russian martial arts that is all secret and stuff. You break out your shovel and really tear things up. And the spring loaded knife. Cuz those are not really weapons, but rather "accessories," so it fits with Twizz's "no extra weapons."

Yeah. I'm all in on this one. The movie starts with the first shot and we wait the rest of the movie for the last shot. Or that gattling thing. Either way, I'm game.


:clap: I agree. I would also like to see this Badass Bunny of the skies! Can we also have some sort of viscious animal being transported on the plane that you have to contend with and make a statement about which becomes a catchphrase? I vote for honey badgers...maybe something like, "I know these honey badgers don't give a shit, but this is my m-f'in plane???? *I'll give you the copyright if you make the movie* :wink:

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I see a slow motion shot of the leader of the bad guys falling an impossibly long time ( for the inside of a airplane ) into the grasp of the honey badgers. as the the hero stoically looks on and says "Them Honey Badgers sure don't act sweet "


SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

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Ellywick wrote:
:clap: I agree. I would also like to see this Badass Bunny of the skies! Can we also have some sort of viscious animal being transported on the plane that you have to contend with and make a statement about which becomes a catchphrase? I vote for honey badgers...maybe something like, "I know these honey badgers don't give a shit, but this is my m-f'in plane???? *I'll give you the copyright if you make the movie* :wink:



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RickOShea wrote:
Ellywick wrote:
:clap: I agree. I would also like to see this Badass Bunny of the skies! Can we also have some sort of viscious animal being transported on the plane that you have to contend with and make a statement about which becomes a catchphrase? I vote for honey badgers...maybe something like, "I know these honey badgers don't give a shit, but this is my m-f'in plane???? *I'll give you the copyright if you make the movie* :wink:



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I'd like to see a terrorist try to flush the Honey Badger down the airplane toilet during at least one scene and then he gets his eyes clawed out.

This is how movies are made in real life.

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You are too old.

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So I suppose I should explain the reasons for these choices in order.
1. Concealed, so the other passengers and crew don't freak out.
2. Mitigation of the chance of piercing the air frame or windows causing explosions and decompression.
3. Meets the first 2 reasons, and has the ability to stop a determined terrorist.

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So I suppose I should explain the reasons for these choices in order.
1. Concealed, so the other passengers and crew don't freak out.
2. Mitigation of the chance of piercing the air frame or windows causing explosions and decompression.
3. Meets the first 2 reasons, and has the ability to stop a determined terrorist.

In my movie the power and penetration is selective to how it advances the story. one instant a terrorist can stop my bullets with a pillow and the next penetrate the ten inch thick steel statue one of the passengers brought and blow the bad guys head clean off. I don't have to worry about concealment as all the passengers got killed by the bad guys . Yep it's just me, one good looking stewardess. my laser sighted derringer ,the terrorist and ten angry badgers.

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flybynight wrote:
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So I suppose I should explain the reasons for these choices in order.
1. Concealed, so the other passengers and crew don't freak out.
2. Mitigation of the chance of piercing the air frame or windows causing explosions and decompression.
3. Meets the first 2 reasons, and has the ability to stop a determined terrorist.

In my movie the power and penetration is selective to how it advances the story. one instant a terrorist can stop my bullets with a pillow and the next penetrate the ten inch thick steel statue one of the passengers brought and blow the bad guys head clean off. I don't have to worry about concealment as all the passengers got killed by the bad guys . Yep it's just me, one good looking stewardess. my laser sighted derringer ,the terrorist and ten angry badgers.


Just one Stewardess? You need to get your head in the game. If the movie is going to drag on for 75 minutes then you have time for multiple love interests. That is how James Bond rolls.

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Stercutus wrote:
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The Twizzler wrote:
So I suppose I should explain the reasons for these choices in order.
1. Concealed, so the other passengers and crew don't freak out.
2. Mitigation of the chance of piercing the air frame or windows causing explosions and decompression.
3. Meets the first 2 reasons, and has the ability to stop a determined terrorist.

In my movie the power and penetration is selective to how it advances the story. one instant a terrorist can stop my bullets with a pillow and the next penetrate the ten inch thick steel statue one of the passengers brought and blow the bad guys head clean off. I don't have to worry about concealment as all the passengers got killed by the bad guys . Yep it's just me, one good looking stewardess. my laser sighted derringer ,the terrorist and ten angry badgers.


Just one Stewardess? You need to get your head in the game. If the movie is going to drag on for 75 minutes then you have time for multiple love interests. That is how James Bond rolls.

None of this sissified Bond crap. This will be full on Clint Schwarzennorrisallone,

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