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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:56 pm 
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Looks like my wife is going to be my weapon.

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A bucket of mixed spent brass. Fuck, I'm gonna have to get creative.

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Sitting directly to my left is a bunk bed-too heavy to move, sitting on the bottom bunk is a pile of assorted laundry and a pair of pants, attached to the belt adorning these pants is a Surefire Minilight, a Gerber Diesel multitool, a SOG 3-inch fixed blade knife, said belt and $2.85 in loose change in the left pocket.

So blind'em, pull out there teeth and slice off a couple fingers so they can't grab me?

Well I'm fucked......... :gonk:

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Hmm. Just the nightstand with an alarm clock, charger plug, and G17 with a rail light. And a dusty, really old (70s?) unloaded plain jane stock 10/22 :lol: It's propping up my disabled bookshelf. At least the Glock has ammo in it so I'm not totally screwed.

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If it's not my computer speaker, it has to be my tv. Just my luck they are both attached to something.

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Finally! Something useful to my left!

CZ75b SA in .40 s&w. unfortunately, only full magazine is to the right of me because im practicing my trigger pulls.

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Damnit! Why do I always keep my gun on the right side of the desk?!

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rjm wrote:
Damnit! Why do I always keep my gun on the right side of the desk?!

Try this thread - viewtopic.php?f=31&t=52997
It's what's on your right side.

ZombieSquad, we have a thread for everything.

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An ashiko. I could clock a zombie in the head with it and then drum for help.

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a near empty cup of tea, a mini lighter, half a pack of Marlboro Blacks, a Norelco trimmer, ipod, 20 lb. dumbbell,... but just past that is my tool closet... if electricity will keep working, I have many power tools in there. But nothing is plugged in atm...

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Damn, I'm on the couch looking at this on my phone so my choices are:
1. A pair of socks (clean)
2. Several pillows
3. A fleece blankie

So screwed...

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If it were on my right, I have my AR and G19. But because you said left, this will have to do.

Kammi, the one eyed wonder mutt. She lost one eye in a vampire battle, and doesn't like to talk about it.

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goofygurl wrote:
duodecima wrote:
I have my choice of :

a coaster
a pencil
several sheets of paper
scotch tape
a rubber band

I think I'm going with the pencil, possibly combined with the rubber band.



Duo you could fashion a crude, make-shift sling shot and shoot peas at them..poke them in the eye? :lol:


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A snuggie knock-off and a pillow. I can work with that...? x)


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I am so screwed...maybe I can chuck them at the zombies?

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A glass of whiskey on the rocks, a glass of wine, an assortment of crap to hang pictures, then my wife (a good shot and fair in a melee), then a pregnant chick of little ZPAW value past her powers of repopulation.

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ummm I'm going to have to use the TV remote....maybe the "pause" button?

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Wrong Mentality, You are the weapon.... they are sooooo Fu#$%^

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Wrong Mentality, You are the weapon.... they are sooooo Fu#$%^

If you are to your own left, you'd have to be beside yourself.



...ducks under the desk...

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ZombieGranny wrote:
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Wrong Mentality, You are the weapon.... they are sooooo Fu#$%^

If you are to your own left, you'd have to be beside yourself.



...ducks under the desk...


The bad joke thread is in chat ZG :lol:

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Since I am at work I have 2 wooden spoons,2 whisk, a veggie Peeler, 6 kitchen spoons, A knife steel, 5 large chefs knives, 2 bread knives, 1 boning knife, 1 filleting knife, 1 cleaver and 6 paring knives. All razor sharp as I hate blunt knives. So anyone for a fillet of zombie.

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I have a TV remote, computer speaker, can of compressed gas computer duster, a CD, and an ink pen. I'm hosed...

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A jar of white Tiger Balm. Yikes.

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