The object to your left

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Re: The object to your left

Post by lowjohn19 » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:56 pm

Looks like my wife is going to be my weapon.
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Re: The object to your left

Post by Silent Kube » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:20 am

A bucket of mixed spent brass. Fuck, I'm gonna have to get creative.
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Re: The object to your left

Post by FIDO » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:04 pm

Sitting directly to my left is a bunk bed-too heavy to move, sitting on the bottom bunk is a pile of assorted laundry and a pair of pants, attached to the belt adorning these pants is a Surefire Minilight, a Gerber Diesel multitool, a SOG 3-inch fixed blade knife, said belt and $2.85 in loose change in the left pocket.

So blind'em, pull out there teeth and slice off a couple fingers so they can't grab me?

Well I'm fucked......... :gonk:
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Re: The object to your left

Post by Ten Eight » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:31 am

Hmm. Just the nightstand with an alarm clock, charger plug, and G17 with a rail light. And a dusty, really old (70s?) unloaded plain jane stock 10/22 :lol: It's propping up my disabled bookshelf. At least the Glock has ammo in it so I'm not totally screwed.
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Re: The object to your left

Post by RugbyFire » Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:12 pm

If it's not my computer speaker, it has to be my tv. Just my luck they are both attached to something.
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Re: The object to your left

Post by austin93906 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:38 pm

Finally! Something useful to my left!

CZ75b SA in .40 s&w. unfortunately, only full magazine is to the right of me because im practicing my trigger pulls.
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Re: The object to your left

Post by rjm » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:27 am

Damnit! Why do I always keep my gun on the right side of the desk?!
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Re: The object to your left

Post by ZombieGranny » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:00 am

rjm wrote:Damnit! Why do I always keep my gun on the right side of the desk?!
Try this thread - http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/view ... 31&t=52997" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
It's what's on your right side.

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Re: The object to your left

Post by Towanda » Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:25 pm

An ashiko. I could clock a zombie in the head with it and then drum for help.

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Re: The object to your left

Post by azrael99 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:29 pm

since i'm drinking with my stainless steel cup
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Re: The object to your left

Post by Mission_Survivor » Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:19 am

a near empty cup of tea, a mini lighter, half a pack of Marlboro Blacks, a Norelco trimmer, ipod, 20 lb. dumbbell,... but just past that is my tool closet... if electricity will keep working, I have many power tools in there. But nothing is plugged in atm...

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Re: The object to your left

Post by Dutch253 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:58 am

Damn, I'm on the couch looking at this on my phone so my choices are:
1. A pair of socks (clean)
2. Several pillows
3. A fleece blankie

So screwed...
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Re: The object to your left

Post by Dave13 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:27 am

If it were on my right, I have my AR and G19. But because you said left, this will have to do.

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Re: The object to your left

Post by MacWa77ace » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:47 am

goofygurl wrote:
duodecima wrote:I have my choice of :

a coaster
a pencil
several sheets of paper
scotch tape
a rubber band

I think I'm going with the pencil, possibly combined with the rubber band.

Duo you could fashion a crude, make-shift sling shot and shoot peas at them..poke them in the eye? :lol:
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Re: The object to your left

Post by Fox Face » Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:36 pm

A snuggie knock-off and a pillow. I can work with that...? x)

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Re: The object to your left

Post by dumb blonde » Sun May 12, 2013 7:29 pm

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I am so screwed...maybe I can chuck them at the zombies?
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Re: The object to your left

Post by Zimmy » Sun May 12, 2013 9:19 pm

A glass of whiskey on the rocks, a glass of wine, an assortment of crap to hang pictures, then my wife (a good shot and fair in a melee), then a pregnant chick of little ZPAW value past her powers of repopulation.

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Re: The object to your left

Post by Maggot62 » Sun May 12, 2013 11:03 pm

ummm I'm going to have to use the TV remote....maybe the "pause" button?
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Re: The object to your left

Post by docdredd » Sun May 12, 2013 11:35 pm

Wrong Mentality, You are the weapon.... they are sooooo Fu#$%^
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Re: The object to your left

Post by ZombieGranny » Sun May 12, 2013 11:40 pm

docdredd wrote:Wrong Mentality, You are the weapon.... they are sooooo Fu#$%^
If you are to your own left, you'd have to be beside yourself.



...ducks under the desk...
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Re: The object to your left

Post by docdredd » Sun May 12, 2013 11:47 pm

ZombieGranny wrote:
docdredd wrote:Wrong Mentality, You are the weapon.... they are sooooo Fu#$%^
If you are to your own left, you'd have to be beside yourself.



...ducks under the desk...
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Re: The object to your left

Post by razor666 » Tue Jun 25, 2013 6:55 pm

Since I am at work I have 2 wooden spoons,2 whisk, a veggie Peeler, 6 kitchen spoons, A knife steel, 5 large chefs knives, 2 bread knives, 1 boning knife, 1 filleting knife, 1 cleaver and 6 paring knives. All razor sharp as I hate blunt knives. So anyone for a fillet of zombie.

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Re: The object to your left

Post by Rogue45 » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:12 pm

I have a TV remote, computer speaker, can of compressed gas computer duster, a CD, and an ink pen. I'm hosed...
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Re: The object to your left

Post by Towanda » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:33 pm

A jar of white Tiger Balm. Yikes.

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