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PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:30 am 
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I thought this was a cool little picture to share. Credit goes to the anonymous artist.

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I am boned.

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I have my choice of :

a coaster
a pencil
several sheets of paper
scotch tape
a rubber band

I think I'm going with the pencil, possibly combined with the rubber band.

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LOL!! I did this on my FB fan page about 2 weeks ago..you should have seen some of the answers..as for me? Glass of tea, 3/4 can of beer and the steak sauce I forgot to put away.

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duodecima wrote:
I have my choice of :

a coaster
a pencil
several sheets of paper
scotch tape
a rubber band

I think I'm going with the pencil, possibly combined with the rubber band.



Duo you could fashion a crude, make-shift sling shot and shoot peas at them..poke them in the eye? :lol:


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My computer desk is surrounded with weapons. To my left is..
A cold cup of coffee
A leather strop
Some Ronsonol lighter fluid
An American Kami Spork, it's pointy
a few insignificant things

Ah, and an 18" Ontario machete, and I've convexed the edge.

I've used this machete for lots of hard use, it's a tough ass blade, and sharp.


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goofygurl wrote:
duodecima wrote:
I have my choice of :

a coaster
a pencil
several sheets of paper
scotch tape
a rubber band

I think I'm going with the pencil, possibly combined with the rubber band.



Duo you could fashion a crude, make-shift sling shot and shoot peas at them..poke them in the eye? :lol:

There are no peas to the left of me! :gonk: Besides, Jorg has proven the pencils will do more damage.

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Assorted knives, oxygen 49 synth, Bersa thunder CC, and a chocolate easter bunny :lol:

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Lets see, to my left is a Girlfriend on my laptop, looking up positive message pictures. If anyone brings any negativity around her right now, shes bound to go Rambo on them. Im safe :D

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To my left i have a black hawck cqb type E mark 2 half serated my pride and joy of knife colection i used it to cut open a tire on a police car for the fbi including a half inch into the tred from side wall not the best weapon but will work

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Lets see,
2 big glass bear mugs
a Wii remote
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Couch pillows. Fuck.

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Right now, the object to my left is the door of my taxi. I do have an XD-40 Subcompact in a shoulder holster under my left arm, though. Does that count?

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I do have an XD-40 Subcompact in a shoulder holster under my left arm, though. Does that count?


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I have a 2 yr old to my left.

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My youngest sister who's reading a book...not much use there then :rofl:

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2 sheets of paper, and empty coke can, a plastic spoon and my sunglasses.

I guess my options are limited to cokeshitcanning most of it and just having to resort to spooning with sunglasses on.

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An eppendorf pipette. Well, I guess I could poke someone with it.

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£9.99 in Coins... time for violence.

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I've got the choice of a 21inch monadnock expanding baton, my phone or a half empty cup of tea.

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Well, the finger is pointing directly at the crappy computer speaker on my desk. However, if I look past that I do have a bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer, a mug full of pens/pencils, and one of those "you've worked for us a long time" employee awards that's a clock in a nice heavy wooden block.

I give myself about a 0.002% chance of survival to the front door in a zombie apocalypse with just that stuff. Someone please remember to double-tap when I lurch around the corner looking to snack on your brains. :?


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Hmm... a 5 ft. ladder propped against the wall. That might be useful if I were Jackie Chan. I am regrettably not.

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Hmm, I have a small metal safebox with my Glock 21 and a spare magazine in it. That might work ok.

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Right now, a gravity-feed dog water dish, some lawn chairs, and a rocking horse.

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