What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to hell?

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What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to hell?

Post by MattDrennan » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:01 pm

Hello, I'm new here and I'm thinking of becoming a member. My only concern is.. does this organization have detailed plans on how to regroup, rescue survivors, and rebuild society? Or is this on a chapter by chapter basis? If you do, where can we view these plans, so we know what to do?

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Post by Doctorr Fabulous » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:03 pm

MattDrennan wrote:Hello, I'm new here and I'm thinking of becoming a member. My only concern is.. does this organization have detailed plans on how to regroup, rescue survivors, and rebuild society? Or is this on a chapter by chapter basis? If you do, where can we view these plans, so we know what to do?
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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by majorhavoc » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:10 pm

Our chapter system serves primarily for people to get together to do charity work, share information about disaster planning and to have fun.

That being said, there is a secret Zombie Squad plan about what to do when the world goes to hell. It involves spandex suits with capes, flattering face masks and lots of alcohol. AFAIK, we haven't gotten to the rebuilding society part yet.

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Post by crypto » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:17 pm

The Official Zombie Squad Plan for the Apocalypse is for each of us to implement our own individual emergency action plans, which may or may not include taking care of family and friends in the process.

That is all. Your $15 doesn't get you access to a secret bunker, sorry.
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Post by Rev » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:20 pm

crypto wrote:Your $15 doesn't get you access to a secret bunker, sorry.
But that would be awesome.
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Post by Shaper » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:24 pm

crypto wrote:The Official Zombie Squad Plan for the Apocalypse is for each of us to implement our own individual emergency action plans, which may or may not include taking care of family and friends in the process.

That is all. Your $15 doesn't get you access to a secret bunker, sorry.


Wait, what?

I thought I was buying a timeshare in an old nuke silo.
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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by majorhavoc » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:26 pm

crypto wrote:Your $15 doesn't get you access to a secret bunker, sorry.

Loose lips sink ships, crypto.

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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by NT2C » Sun Nov 18, 2012 1:34 am

majorhavoc wrote:
crypto wrote:Your $15 doesn't get you access to a secret bunker, sorry.

Loose lips sink ships, crypto.
It's okay... The secret bunker really isn't secret. We're allowed to tell people about that one. It's the secret, secret bunker we're not allowed to talk about in public.

Oh damn... :ohdear:

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Post by crypto » Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:39 am

Not unless you can do the Truffle Shuffle.
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Post by Czechnology » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:06 am

MattDrennan wrote: does this organization have detailed plans on how to rebuild society?
I'm curious to hear what you were expecting from a group with no application process with regard to the above, since literally anyone with a pulse can join. :awesome:
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Post by Fletch » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:10 am

I have a genetically modified shrimp army just waiting to reclaim the seas, does that count?
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Post by jamoni » Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:06 am

Clones. We're building a clone army of Cryptos, trained for all situations, especially those involving whiskey and spandex.
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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by NT2C » Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:43 am

jamoni wrote:Clones. We're building a clone army of Cryptos, trained for all situations, especially those involving whiskey and spandex.
I thought the Crypto/Spandex connection was banned by the last Hague Convention. You know, the special one they convened after the last "incident"...
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Post by Impus » Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:07 pm

Whatever happened to the junkyard/waste disposal way station plan? I thought that after the "bug-out-to-wal-mart" plan was nixed, we decided to become lords of the trash heap?
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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by Gauge » Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:29 pm

The junkyard plan had to be scrapped, the junkyard dogs got a little "too friendly" with crypto.

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Post by crypto » Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:36 pm

The only junkyard dog I know likes to sit with his scrotum on my foot. :gonk:
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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by Regulator » Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:40 pm

Wait, so my zombie bio-fuel facility isn’t in the plan anymore? How are we gonna power the ship?

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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by Neddog » Sat Nov 24, 2012 10:43 pm

MattDrennan wrote:Hello, I'm new here and I'm thinking of becoming a member. My only concern is.. does this organization have detailed plans on how to regroup, rescue survivors, and rebuild society? Or is this on a chapter by chapter basis? If you do, where can we view these plans, so we know what to do?
I think you hit the nail on the head when you said "on a chapter by chapter basis". :) If you're in an active chapter, then members from your chapter of like-minded individuals living in the same area can develop a plan together.
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Re: What is the Zombie Squad Plan after the worlds goes to h

Post by Zoombee » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:00 pm

After reading some food threads, I don't want to share a ZS bunker, for the same reason I don't want to share a ZS bathroom.
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