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by majorhavoc » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:18 am
Figured this would be links to stuff that's been seen before, but those two are totally new to me.
A prosecuting attorney would totally get you for negligent homicide on the second target though: dude's in chains, you didn't need to use deadly force. I can see it now:
"Objection your honor!"
"On what grounds, counsel?"
"On the grounds that it was a fucking zombie, your honor! How can my client be prosecuted for killing something that's already dead? Especially a dead something that's inside his house, trying to eat his brains!"
"Overruled. This court has already determined that the victim wasn't dead, merely undead. And he was already in restraints, affording the accused ample opportunity to retreat. The deceased might not technically have been alive when your client pulled the trigger, but he was certainly dead afterwards."
