Zombie Safe Sex

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Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Spiffums » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:56 am

http://www.skdtac.com/SKD-Zombie-Condom-p/skd.801.htm

SKD has finally answered the question of "Sex with a Zombie". And just in time for Halloween.

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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by whisk.e.rebellion » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:29 pm

The only safe zombie sex is abstinence ;)
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Post by jnathan » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:37 pm

My name is Jeff, not Jonathan. Jonathan would fit...

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Post by Mikeyboy » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:42 pm

I guess zombie sex is better than having sex with a human who is a dead fish.

My girlfriend is hot but during sex she just lays there and stares at the ceiling.

Well my girlfriend is a bit cold and smells like a corpse, but boy is she wild, always grabbing, squeezing and clawing at me during sex. I just need to make sure she doesn't bite me because she is a zombie.

By the way Jnathan...I hate you...you made me watch that whole video thinking there were zombies in it. Definitely Village of the Damned Choirboys, but no zombies.

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Post by jnathan » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:50 pm

Mikey, I encourage you to see Dead Snow 2. That is all. :D

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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by woodsghost » Mon Oct 27, 2014 4:13 pm

I guess we all have our own styles/priorities for "disaster prep." :ooh:

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Post by crypto » Mon Oct 27, 2014 4:20 pm

You must be new here, LOL in years past the consensus was "stick it in their pooper while they turn".
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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Spiffums » Mon Oct 27, 2014 6:12 pm

crypto wrote:You must be new here, LOL in years past the consensus was "stick it in their pooper while they turn".
Every great group has a variation of "stick it in the pooper".

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Post by SeerSavant » Mon Oct 27, 2014 8:13 pm

Just gonna leave this right here.... You know... to set the mood....


[YouTube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ISnXBe23Q[/YouTube]


One thing I miss
Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night
Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie
Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie
She's cool in bed
And she ought to be, 'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on, Cold Ethyl
Freeze me, babe

One thing, it's true
Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here, Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold?
Ooh, so cold...ooh...
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

If I live till ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
‘Cause you're cool, you're ice
Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise
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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Apathy » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:58 am

jnathan wrote:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
Liebe läßt sich suchen, finden,
Niemals lernen, oder lehren,
Wer da will die Flamm' entzünden
Ohne selbst sich zu verzehren,

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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Mad Mike » Sat Nov 08, 2014 7:10 pm

Spiffums wrote:http://www.skdtac.com/SKD-Zombie-Condom-p/skd.801.htm

SKD has finally answered the question of "Sex with a Zombie". And just in time for Halloween.


NOW I have seen everything!!! :clap:

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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Mad Mike » Sat Nov 08, 2014 7:13 pm

Mikeyboy wrote:I guess zombie sex is better than having sex with a human who is a dead fish.

My girlfriend is hot but during sex she just lays there and stares at the ceiling.

Well my girlfriend is a bit cold and smells like a corpse, but boy is she wild, always grabbing, squeezing and clawing at me during sex. I just need to make sure she doesn't bite me because she is a zombie.

By the way Jnathan...I hate you...you made me watch that whole video thinking there were zombies in it. Definitely Village of the Damned Choirboys, but no zombies.


She doesn't fit MY definition of hot then!!! :lol:

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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Gingerbread Man » Sun Nov 09, 2014 9:34 pm

jnathan wrote:
Huh, I always thought that was Stevie Nicks.

Fleetwood Mac will always be way better than her solo crap.
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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Jeriah » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:18 pm

Relevant and recommended: http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0896534/
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Re: Zombie Safe Sex

Post by Mad Mike » Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:40 pm

Gingerbread Man wrote:
jnathan wrote:
Huh, I always thought that was Stevie Nicks.

Fleetwood Mac will always be way better than her solo crap.


Most certainly not Stevie!!! :clap:

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