Vultures will save us in the ZPAW

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Vultures will save us in the ZPAW

Post by whisk.e.rebellion » Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:33 am

So, apparently the National Wildlife Federation is getting in on the zombie thing with a series called Zombies vs Wildlife. This one makes sense.

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Post by Gingerbread Man » Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:02 pm

So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?

Mean while in the cozy town of Meatworld...

The skys darkened as a rain of vulture poop splatter about coating every surface in sight. The crys from the zombified birds was deafening. The scientists said the vultures would clear the dead out. They were wrong, we were so wrong. The flocks were easily in the millions. The poop caused the rivers and lakes to become toxic killing all marine life. The feces stripped the trees of their leaves and ruin crops. The mass starvation that hit with the ZOMPOLYCLIPS had now become a total collapse.
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Post by Mikeyboy » Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:51 pm

On a side note. I remember a time in PA when Turkey Vultures were a very rare sight. Now they are everywhere, and in large numbers, even in the suburban and urban areas. Maybe there is a Zombie problem, and we just don't notice the zombies...just more vultures.

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Post by whisk.e.rebellion » Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:57 pm

Gingerbread Man wrote:So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?
Well shit. Maybe raccoons will destroy all the zombie vulture nests.
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Post by Gingerbread Man » Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:16 pm

whisk.e.rebellion wrote:
Gingerbread Man wrote:So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?
Well shit. Maybe raccoons will destroy all the zombie vulture nests.
I was looking for a new monster for my utterly retarded MEATWORLD story. I have one now, thanks for stimulating my creative juices. Not sure if you'd want to be thanked for that, but there it is. :| :lol:
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Post by duodecima » Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:31 pm

whisk.e.rebellion wrote:
Gingerbread Man wrote:So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?
Well shit. Maybe raccoons will destroy all the zombie vulture nests.
Because zombie raccoons won't cause any problems AT ALL, with their climbing and opening things with their little almost-thumbs...
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Post by whisk.e.rebellion » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:23 pm

:gonk:

I didn't say zombie raccoons!
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Post by duodecima » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:26 pm

whisk.e.rebellion wrote::gonk:

I didn't say zombie raccoons!
Yeah, because the zombie vulture nests that the racoons eat won't be contaminated at all, or anything. :roll:

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Post by whisk.e.rebellion » Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:28 pm

Wait. Come to think of it, as much nasty stuff as both of those animals eat, they're probably immune to whatever shit we might pass along to them :mrgreen:
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Post by Gingerbread Man » Mon Oct 27, 2014 5:27 pm

whisk.e.rebellion wrote:Wait. Come to think of it, as much nasty stuff as both of those animals eat, they're probably immune to whatever shit we might pass along to them :mrgreen:
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