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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 11:33 am 
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So, apparently the National Wildlife Federation is getting in on the zombie thing with a series called Zombies vs Wildlife. This one makes sense.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:02 pm 
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So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?

Mean while in the cozy town of Meatworld...

The skys darkened as a rain of vulture poop splatter about coating every surface in sight. The crys from the zombified birds was deafening. The scientists said the vultures would clear the dead out. They were wrong, we were so wrong. The flocks were easily in the millions. The poop caused the rivers and lakes to become toxic killing all marine life. The feces stripped the trees of their leaves and ruin crops. The mass starvation that hit with the ZOMPOLYCLIPS had now become a total collapse.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:51 pm 
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On a side note. I remember a time in PA when Turkey Vultures were a very rare sight. Now they are everywhere, and in large numbers, even in the suburban and urban areas. Maybe there is a Zombie problem, and we just don't notice the zombies...just more vultures.


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Gingerbread Man wrote:
So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?


Well shit. Maybe raccoons will destroy all the zombie vulture nests.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:16 pm 
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whisk.e.rebellion wrote:
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So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?


Well shit. Maybe raccoons will destroy all the zombie vulture nests.


I was looking for a new monster for my utterly retarded MEATWORLD story. I have one now, thanks for stimulating my creative juices. Not sure if you'd want to be thanked for that, but there it is. :| :lol:

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whisk.e.rebellion wrote:
Gingerbread Man wrote:
So, what's going to save us from zombie vultures?


Well shit. Maybe raccoons will destroy all the zombie vulture nests.


Because zombie raccoons won't cause any problems AT ALL, with their climbing and opening things with their little almost-thumbs...

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I didn't say zombie raccoons!

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whisk.e.rebellion wrote:
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I didn't say zombie raccoons!


Yeah, because the zombie vulture nests that the racoons eat won't be contaminated at all, or anything. :roll:

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Wait. Come to think of it, as much nasty stuff as both of those animals eat, they're probably immune to whatever shit we might pass along to them :mrgreen:

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whisk.e.rebellion wrote:
Wait. Come to think of it, as much nasty stuff as both of those animals eat, they're probably immune to whatever shit we might pass along to them :mrgreen:


Air quotes "In theory". Don't kill the fantasy. :lol:

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