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Zombie Scat?

Post by Dom LRS » Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:26 pm

Ok confused here if a Zombie eats then it must poop right - So granted some of there assholes may have fallen off
But the ones that have an intact sphincter before rigor and were not bunging hamsters or other items up there prior to
turning - So how come they aren't walking about with pants full of crap then? or is that why they groan because they forgot
what toilet paper was - hmm anyone?
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Post by maldon007 » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:03 pm

Yeah, the ones in my story crap all over themselves... Haven't gotten into that too much yet, and they aren't classic zombies, so apples/oranges... Maybe classic zeds eat till their gut pops, from that point any "food" just falls through, dropping on the ground through the holes in their belly?

I would think if zombies lack circulation, they would also lack the capability to digest... Maybe the "food" could move through the passages and such, basically coming out as just a rotten version of what went in?

But yeah, it is an overlooked issue in the genre.
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Post by Dom LRS » Sun Sep 01, 2013 9:11 pm

maldon007 wrote:Yeah, the ones in my story crap all over themselves... Haven't gotten into that too much yet, and they aren't classic zombies, so apples/oranges... Maybe classic zeds eat till their gut pops, from that point any "food" just falls through, dropping on the ground through the holes in their belly?

I would think if zombies lack circulation, they would also lack the capability to digest... Maybe the "food" could move through the passages and such, basically coming out as just a rotten version of what went in?

But yeah, it is an overlooked issue in the genre.
Makes sense id like to read/see a crapping zombie the whole genre is not really based in pathology though when I worked in the funeral trade most of the issue was to prevent 'coffin wax' essentially the seepage of fatty acids escaping through the epidermis causing a waxy secretion hence with tradition of washing the cadaver as its this stuff that attracts flies and is essentially the aroma of death let alone what escapes from the orifices - years later I cannot stand the smell of lavender but back to topic ive never seen a crapping walker that would totally add a new dimension - put it in there :-)
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Re: Zombie Scat?

Post by majorhavoc » Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:37 pm

You would be excused for assuming this topic has never come up before. But this is Zombie Squad, after all.

http://zombiehunters.org/forum/viewtopi ... 0&t=104834

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Post by Dom LRS » Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:54 pm

Oopsie my mistake - thanks for direction :arrow:
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Re: Zombie Scat?

Post by majorhavoc » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:25 pm

Dom LRS wrote:Oopsie my mistake - thanks for direction :arrow:
It's all good. Like I said, you'd be excused for assuming zombie poop has never been discussed before. :wink:

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Re: Zombie Scat?

Post by maldon007 » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:48 am

maldon007 wrote:

But yeah, it is an overlooked issue in the genre.

Clearly I meant in the movies... Here at ZS we cover zombie biology from top to... um, bottom :P
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Re: Zombie Scat?

Post by Mr. E. Monkey » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:04 am

maldon007 wrote:
maldon007 wrote:

But yeah, it is an overlooked issue in the genre.

Clearly I meant in the movies... Here at ZS we cover zombie biology from top to... um, bottom :P
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