Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

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Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:05 am

My buddy posted this on facebook. I had no idea if it was supposed to be a joke, but either the dude is really good at faking, or he really thinks this is a good idea.

Notice he also says "targets on rounds" instead of "rounds on taget"... he must subscribe to the philosophy that you bring the target to the bullet, a modern day Sun Tsu mixed with Confucious, if you ask me.

So here it is, the worst freaking idea with vehicles and guns.
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Mister Dark » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:06 am

Hmm, not seeing a link there.

ETA: Ok, it was my computer not working.

ok.... I am watching the video now....


Uhhh, WTH is this? Holy cow.

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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by woodsghost » Sat Dec 20, 2014 2:43 am

I don't see what's wrong. I train like that all the time. I usually have a wild raccoon in one hand though. That ups my stress level and helps simulate working around family members or friends. I always release the raccoon at the end of the range session.

I started this training with cats. My ultimate training goal is to do this while maneuvering a bear with my free hand.

Once I have mastered raccoons, I'll move up to cougars. Both kinds. Both wild. :awesome:
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:43 am

Mister Dark wrote:
Uhhh, WTH is this? Holy cow.
What? You've never seen anyone tactically-toss their pistol on the grass and tactically-roll out of their tacti-truck??
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Halfapint » Sat Dec 20, 2014 4:49 am

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This guy should be banned from giving advice, let us open the door, exit the vehicle, expose ourselves, akwardly open the rear door, stumble across the rear seat, open the opposite door, and use the door as cover while I dangle upside down and try to put targets on rounds. :clap: :clap: :clap: I'M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously this guy needs to meet the pointy end of a tack hammer, it'll be the sharpest thing that's ever entered his mind.

Edit: He's probably a member of the forums under the name gecko45
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:36 am

I swear I've come across Gecko45 from somewhere... maybe ARFcom or something. I searched the forum and found this little dandy nugget.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

I really feel like it has to be some sort of satire. No one can really believe all that without making it up to be funny... i hope...
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Post by Halfapint » Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:38 am

The verdict is still out if this was the most amazing troll ever or if he was serious. But that is exactly why I said he probably lurks here as gecko45.... Because this is the same shit that poor dumb bastard would have done.
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:33 am

Moderators, it seems the Youtube channel that shared the video has pulled it. I guess the trolling (rightfully so) on their channel got absurd. Feel free to lock this bad boy up
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:46 am

NEVERMIND!!!!! here is the same dude, Dallas Lloyd with "premier tactical group" as he reviews the Hyundai Santa Fe. Clearly he just makes stuff up, bullshits, explains the obvious, and finds any reason to make this Hyundai tactically sound. Be prepared for your eyes to hurt from rolling them so badly



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX4zDQYFYaQ
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Boondock » Sat Dec 20, 2014 1:41 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:Moderators, it seems the Youtube channel that shared the video has pulled it.
I feel as if I've missed out on something truly special. :(

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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:20 am

Looks like they made private the second video as well. Let's hope somebody downloaded the original and we see it surface again one day.
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Post by williaty » Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:27 pm

I saw that come up on a firearms training blog I read. The whole time I was watching it, I was thinking "But he's so slow! Look at all the time he's giving me to shoot him!"

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Post by SCBrian » Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:52 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:Looks like they made private the second video as well. Let's hope somebody downloaded the original and we see it surface again one day.

This it? Sounds like it from the description?
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2014/1 ... a-vehicle/
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Post by Stercutus » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:43 pm

Halfapint wrote:The verdict is still out if this was the most amazing troll ever or if he was serious. But that is exactly why I said he probably lurks here as gecko45.... Because this is the same shit that poor dumb bastard would have done.
Nah he was a troll. He used to answer questions on 9mm before they went under. Funny shit that.

Video is gone BTW.
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Post by Stercutus » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:45 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:Looks like they made private the second video as well. Let's hope somebody downloaded the original and we see it surface again one day.
I am sure you have to pay to get to see it. Don't want to give away all that tactical knowledge for free. :wink:
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Post by manowar1313 » Sun Dec 21, 2014 6:52 pm

The links gone. Anyone else know where to find it?
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sun Dec 21, 2014 10:11 pm

SCBrian wrote:
JeeperCreeper wrote:Looks like they made private the second video as well. Let's hope somebody downloaded the original and we see it surface again one day.

This it? Sounds like it from the description?
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2014/1 ... a-vehicle/
That's it!!!! And it works!!!
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Stercutus » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:10 pm

That dude is for real. Have not seen such a mish-mash of mistaken military jargon in a while. Must say the first time I ever heard "Time on Target" used in reference to a pistol. I guess he took his lesson plan from Jason Bourne and the crew from Mission Impossible.
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:46 am

I love how he talks about how he was "shaking a little bit there" or missed a few because he was "uneasy with the position"... Yeah, because getting in a gun fight in suburbia will really help the shakes and uneasiness...

I also think he forgets that he is driving a 2.5 ton vehicle... that is the best weapon he has, so why would he get out? Unless you're slogging it out in Mogadishu, I see know reason why the "gas pedal" is not his best weapon of getting away. This is the type of training and preparation that is paranoid and impractical.
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Sins » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:29 am

If ever I'm watching a shoot out in suburbia, and some dipshit does this, I hope I witness another person get in the driver's seat and pull off while dumbass is hanging out the rear passenger door

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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by JeeperCreeper » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:36 am

Prepare to Operate, Motherfuckers!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBaISwLnrgo
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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Boondock » Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:38 pm

Stercutus wrote:I guess he took his lesson plan from Jason Bourne and the crew from Mission Impossible.
Spetsnaz. :lol:

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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Towanda » Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:13 pm

Someone else has posted the OP video on YouTube:

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Re: Tatical Video: What not to do ROFL

Post by Stercutus » Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:26 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:Prepare to Operate, Motherfuckers!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBaISwLnrgo
Oh my.

Have not seen that before.

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