Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

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Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by Popurhedoff » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:43 am

When the Zombie infestation starts, its time to get creative...


I would set up a Fatal funnel... Barriers to force the Zombies to only to be able to approach from one direction and at the end of the funnel would be a series of Treadmills... adjust the speed and see how many can get on the Treadmills. Line up the Head shots and play "Plinko"... Pop Your Head Off

What would you do?
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by Stercutus » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:14 pm

Wait, what did contractor open another account or did you swipe his pic?
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by woodsghost » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:22 pm

Contractor's pic has the face blacked out. This one does not. So, technically, they are two different pics. But yes, obviously the same pic. Just not directly swiped. Maybe obtained from the same place online?
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by Stercutus » Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:25 pm

This is too confusing having the same pic. Or two accounts. We already had Zantra/ Longy come by earlier today. I don't need anything else to put me off my dinner. I went to the dentist two days ago and can finally eat again.
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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by majorhavoc » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:14 pm

Stercutus wrote:
Wed Aug 22, 2018 3:25 pm
We already had Zantra/ Longy come by earlier today.
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Post by TheContractor » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:11 pm

1. I swapped out my avatar so as not to cause confusion.

2. My preferred zombie killing tactic would be the dual machete windmill, aka the windmill of doom.

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Post by Asymetryczna » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:31 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo. The fade pic and the ballcap w/patch. TheContractor is nearly every greyman we dropped, or most of the people that apply, or cops or Nations Guard who stood on some post.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by TheContractor » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:07 pm

I would respond if I had any idea what you were talking about.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by Popurhedoff » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:49 am

Do not worry, TheContractor and I are two different people. My avatar pic was taken in downtown Kabul across the street from the Serena Hotel from my phone.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don't mind if it used by someone else, those photos are on public sites. Just don't go all "Pitch-Fork" on anyone... save that for the Zombies.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by woodsghost » Mon Aug 27, 2018 7:19 pm

Popurhedoff wrote:
Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:49 am
Do not worry, TheContractor and I are two different people. My avatar pic was taken in downtown Kabul across the street from the Serena Hotel from my phone.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I don't mind if it used by someone else, those photos are on public sites. Just don't go all "Pitch-Fork" on anyone... save that for the Zombies.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by Zed Hunter » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:56 am

Saw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.

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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by majorhavoc » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:23 am

Zed Hunter wrote:
Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:56 am
Saw a cartoon of a house surrounded by treadmills each had a zed walking on it trying to get into house.
Rig them to small electrical generators and you'd have a limitless post apocalyptic power source!

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Re: Anti-Zombie Tactic of the Day (Humor)

Post by Zed Hunter » Wed Aug 29, 2018 8:22 am

Right

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