COVID-19 Humor

This isn't going away anytime soon folks and with all the new variants of COVID-19 popping up it just made sense to drop COVID-19 from the sub-section name and consolidate all the pandemic stuff in one location.

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COVID-19 Humor

Post by NT2C » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:50 am

Yeah, it's a global pandemic that's killed many thousands so far and will probably kill millions, but ZS has always enjoyed a bit of dark humor if it's done right. A lot of us have experience in the military and/or as first responders or in the medical fields, and those groups are notorious for their love of dark humor. There's already quite a body of COVID-19 humor out there, and more getting created every day. If you want to share some of the better bits with your buds at ZS, this is the place for it but try to keep it respectful.

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Post by NT2C » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:51 am

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by NT2C » Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:24 pm

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(note, just because I have that exact same shirt, same grey beard and mustache, same AR, and my mother-in-law's kitchen is painted that exact same color, and has that exact same table, this is not me - I have better TP than that)
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Re: COVID-19 Humor

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by CG » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:14 pm

NT2C wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:24 pm
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(note, just because I have that exact same shirt, same grey beard and mustache, same AR, and my mother-in-law's kitchen is painted that exact same color, and has that exact same table, this is not me - I have better TP than that)
Unless you've trimmed, you do not have the same beard and mustache.
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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by NT2C » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:21 pm

CG wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:14 pm
NT2C wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:24 pm
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(note, just because I have that exact same shirt, same grey beard and mustache, same AR, and my mother-in-law's kitchen is painted that exact same color, and has that exact same table, this is not me - I have better TP than that)
Unless you've trimmed, you do not have the same beard and mustache.
I do if I keep my chin down and tuck it in my shirt...
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Post by flybynight » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:52 pm

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by flybynight » Sun Apr 05, 2020 10:57 pm

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John Titor was right <--- :ohdear: Way past the point of going gray man. See you on the other side ( or not :wink: )

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by flybynight » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:08 pm

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Not all those who wander are lost

John Titor was right <--- :ohdear: Way past the point of going gray man. See you on the other side ( or not :wink: )

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Post by flybynight » Sun Apr 05, 2020 11:15 pm

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John Titor was right <--- :ohdear: Way past the point of going gray man. See you on the other side ( or not :wink: )

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by woodsghost » Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:48 am

NT2C wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:24 pm
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(note, just because I have that exact same shirt, same grey beard and mustache, same AR, and my mother-in-law's kitchen is painted that exact same color, and has that exact same table, this is not me - I have better TP than that)
Don't you have that shirt too?
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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by CG » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:07 am

woodsghost wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:48 am
NT2C wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:24 pm
(note, just because I have that exact same shirt, same grey beard and mustache, same AR, and my mother-in-law's kitchen is painted that exact same color, and has that exact same table, this is not me - I have better TP than that)
Don't you have that shirt too?
Uh...that would be the first thing he said. :mrgreen:
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Post by darmstrong » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:54 am

flybynight wrote:
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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by woodsghost » Mon Apr 06, 2020 9:00 am

CG wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:07 am
woodsghost wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:48 am
NT2C wrote:
Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:24 pm
(note, just because I have that exact same shirt, same grey beard and mustache, same AR, and my mother-in-law's kitchen is painted that exact same color, and has that exact same table, this is not me - I have better TP than that)
Don't you have that shirt too?
Uh...that would be the first thing he said. :mrgreen:
Lol. I missed that part. Good catch!


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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by lailr » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:18 am

It's sad that the Corona virus has now spread to every county in the world. China however, got it right off the bat..................................

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by MPMalloy » Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:03 pm

lailr wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:18 am
It's sad that the Corona virus has now spread to every county in the world. China however, got it right off the bat..................................
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Post by emclean » Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:01 pm

flybynight wrote:
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that would be bat timing on their part....

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by LtCmdLeia » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:04 pm

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Re: COVID-19 Humor

Post by NT2C » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:08 pm

LtCmdLeia wrote:
Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:04 pm
[YouTube]https://youtu.be/row-11uKVeA[/YouTube]
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