The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

[NT2C]

WhateverTF this is:

I'm not really seeing this as "bug out gear". Ridiculous? Yes, completely.

[moab]

Honorable mention:

OMG. I would get claustrophobic in that thing!

[NT2C]

Honorable mention:

OMG. I would get claustrophobic in that thing!

Given your avatar, that's saying something.

[RickOShea]

Escape & Survival Module

The Escape & Survival Module was developed for an elite US military unit, but it also can be a lifesaving device for those who travel in harm’s way or in dangerous regions. This kit provides effective tools to enable escape from captivity and subsequent survival. It's all contained in a special o-ring sealed module which was designed to provide maximum concealment options when capture is imminent.

Despite its small size, it includes all of the following components: 4 lock picks, handcuff key, 2 styles of lock shims, Kevlar® escape saw, diamond rod saw, ferrocerium fire rod, 3 waxed jute fire starters, and ceramic razor blade. Even the module itself is a working component – it's milled from magnesium and can be shaved down with the back edge of the ceramic razor blade for fire starting. Also included is a small packet of petrolatum (does not fit inside the module), for uses that include first aid, fire accelerant, etc.

Government contract over-runs, so quantities are very limited. Dimensions and weight (w/o petrolatum packet): 3.2” length x 0.7” diameter, 1.1 oz. $89.00

[yossarian]

Escape & Survival Module

The Escape & Survival Module was developed for an elite US military unit, but it also can be a lifesaving device for those who travel in harm’s way or in dangerous regions. This kit provides effective tools to enable escape from captivity and subsequent survival. It's all contained in a special o-ring sealed module which was designed to provide maximum concealment options when capture is imminent.

Despite its small size, it includes all of the following components: 4 lock picks, handcuff key, 2 styles of lock shims, Kevlar® escape saw, diamond rod saw, ferrocerium fire rod, 3 waxed jute fire starters, and ceramic razor blade. Even the module itself is a working component – it's milled from magnesium and can be shaved down with the back edge of the ceramic razor blade for fire starting. Also included is a small packet of petrolatum (does not fit inside the module), for uses that include first aid, fire accelerant, etc.

Government contract over-runs, so quantities are very limited. Dimensions and weight (w/o petrolatum packet): 3.2” length x 0.7” diameter, 1.1 oz. $89.00

Aah, Shomer-tech. They've been showing Bud-k what mall ninja really means for at least a couple of decades.

[Ellywick]

Escape & Survival Module

The Escape & Survival Module was developed for an elite US military unit, but it also can be a lifesaving device for those who travel in harm’s way or in dangerous regions. This kit provides effective tools to enable escape from captivity and subsequent survival. It's all contained in a special o-ring sealed module which was designed to provide maximum concealment options when capture is imminent.

Despite its small size, it includes all of the following components: 4 lock picks, handcuff key, 2 styles of lock shims, Kevlar® escape saw, diamond rod saw, ferrocerium fire rod, 3 waxed jute fire starters, and ceramic razor blade. Even the module itself is a working component – it's milled from magnesium and can be shaved down with the back edge of the ceramic razor blade for fire starting. Also included is a small packet of petrolatum (does not fit inside the module), for uses that include first aid, fire accelerant, etc.

Government contract over-runs, so quantities are very limited. Dimensions and weight (w/o petrolatum packet): 3.2” length x 0.7” diameter, 1.1 oz. $89.00

All I can think of when I see it is that it needs some ridges and a vibrate function so you can enjoy yourself while you're waiting to make your big escape Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this?

[woodsghost]

Escape & Survival Module

The Escape & Survival Module was developed for an elite US military unit, but it also can be a lifesaving device for those who travel in harm’s way or in dangerous regions. This kit provides effective tools to enable escape from captivity and subsequent survival. It's all contained in a special o-ring sealed module which was designed to provide maximum concealment options when capture is imminent.

Despite its small size, it includes all of the following components: 4 lock picks, handcuff key, 2 styles of lock shims, Kevlar® escape saw, diamond rod saw, ferrocerium fire rod, 3 waxed jute fire starters, and ceramic razor blade. Even the module itself is a working component – it's milled from magnesium and can be shaved down with the back edge of the ceramic razor blade for fire starting. Also included is a small packet of petrolatum (does not fit inside the module), for uses that include first aid, fire accelerant, etc.

Government contract over-runs, so quantities are very limited. Dimensions and weight (w/o petrolatum packet): 3.2” length x 0.7” diameter, 1.1 oz. $89.00

All I can think of when I see it is that it needs some ridges and a vibrate function so you can enjoy yourself while you're waiting to make your big escape Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this?

Right with you Elly. It looks like it was born to vibrate and.....ah.... massage in the shower....

[SCBrian]

Escape & Survival Module

The Escape & Survival Module was developed for an elite US military unit, but it also can be a lifesaving device for those who travel in harm’s way or in dangerous regions. This kit provides effective tools to enable escape from captivity and subsequent survival. It's all contained in a special o-ring sealed module which was designed to provide maximum concealment options when capture is imminent.

Despite its small size, it includes all of the following components: 4 lock picks, handcuff key, 2 styles of lock shims, Kevlar® escape saw, diamond rod saw, ferrocerium fire rod, 3 waxed jute fire starters, and ceramic razor blade. Even the module itself is a working component – it's milled from magnesium and can be shaved down with the back edge of the ceramic razor blade for fire starting. Also included is a small packet of petrolatum (does not fit inside the module), for uses that include first aid, fire accelerant, etc.

Government contract over-runs, so quantities are very limited. Dimensions and weight (w/o petrolatum packet): 3.2” length x 0.7” diameter, 1.1 oz. $89.00

All I can think of when I see it is that it needs some ridges and a vibrate function so you can enjoy yourself while you're waiting to make your big escape Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this?

Right with you Elly. It looks like it was born to vibrate and.....ah.... massage in the shower....

With it's shape, the jelly and "all contained in a special o-ring sealed module which was designed to provide maximum concealment options when capture is imminent" Pretty sure what you're thinking is their maximum concealment method.

[YouTube]http://youtu.be/wMctMhMOtrY?t=15[/YouTube]

[MPMalloy]

The polite term (for men) is keistering. :roll:

[NT2C]

The polite term (for men) is keistering.

Not gonna ask why you seem to be intimately aware of such nuances...

[Ellywick]

The polite term (for men) is keistering.

Not gonna ask why you seem to be intimately aware of such nuances...

All I can think of is the kid from Deadpool 2 and his "prison wallet"

[Stercutus]

Escape & Survival Module

The Escape & Survival Module was developed for an elite US military unit, but it also can be a lifesaving device for those who travel in harm’s way or in dangerous regions. This kit provides effective tools to enable escape from captivity and subsequent survival. It's all contained in a special o-ring sealed module which was designed to provide maximum concealment options when capture is imminent.

Despite its small size, it includes all of the following components: 4 lock picks, handcuff key, 2 styles of lock shims, Kevlar® escape saw, diamond rod saw, ferrocerium fire rod, 3 waxed jute fire starters, and ceramic razor blade. Even the module itself is a working component – it's milled from magnesium and can be shaved down with the back edge of the ceramic razor blade for fire starting. Also included is a small packet of petrolatum (does not fit inside the module), for uses that include first aid, fire accelerant, etc.

Government contract over-runs, so quantities are very limited. Dimensions and weight (w/o petrolatum packet): 3.2” length x 0.7” diameter, 1.1 oz. $89.00

Aah, Shomer-tech. They've been showing Bud-k what mall ninja really means for at least a couple of decades.

Why am I always the last to know? They have a full line of police and military equipment that I have never seen before despite nearly 30 years of military and police work. The only conclusion I can draw from this is I have been doing it wrong all this time.

[Sun Yeti]

I submit for your consideration: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BFVHM18/

I think it's the carabiner that really completes it.

[MPMalloy]

Shomer-Tech has some funky stuff. It's kinda like Harbor Freight for M-ninjas.

But a lot more expensive.

[Stercutus]

The ridiculous part has a lot to do with the price tag and not so much to do with the contents.

https://www.preppi.co/collections/front ... 4911933383

[gary83]

The ridiculous part has a lot to do with the price tag and not so much to do with the contents.

https://www.preppi.co/collections/front ... 4911933383

Wow. That is really pricey.