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The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!
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double Ninja swords are all the rage with superheroes too


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*posts BudK catalog*
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Don't make me ban you for spamming...

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Thank you for that. Now I have hours of LOL's to look forward to.

From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother
Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!
Tesla doesn't have dealerships.moab wrote: ↑Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:17 pmDid you see that doc? I think it was Vice. About the guy that stockpiles Tesla parts and rebuilds and fixes them? Tesla has a real hard time sharing info with mechanics. They want only their dealerships to work on their cars. There's an antiquated idea huh?! lol!
How about some bullets that will really chew shit up?

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SMoAF wrote:You could have your very own Trunk SMoAF. That'd HAVE to have some practical value for you.
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And those aren't real boolitz.....JIC you were being serious.Towanda wrote: ↑Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:21 pmTesla doesn't have dealerships.moab wrote: ↑Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:17 pmDid you see that doc? I think it was Vice. About the guy that stockpiles Tesla parts and rebuilds and fixes them? Tesla has a real hard time sharing info with mechanics. They want only their dealerships to work on their cars. There's an antiquated idea huh?! lol!
How about some bullets that will really chew shit up?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO-KcAuhC8U ... by=ocu_lar
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOKt1GBt2_ ... by=ocu_lar
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I knew the bullets weren't real. That's why I posted them in this thread. 

Holding a grudge is like swallowing poison and expecting someone else to die.


SMoAF wrote:You could have your very own Trunk SMoAF. That'd HAVE to have some practical value for you.
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For those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!


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That that gizmo works as advertised, I am down for it.woodsghost wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:34 amFor those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!

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How is this ridiculous? You cannot possibly expect us to subsist on, shudder, instant in the PAW, can you? That would be... utterly barbaric!woodsghost wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:34 amFor those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!
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Nonsolis Radios Sediouis Fulmina Mitto. - USN Gunner's Mate motto
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except sailors. They will kill you and sing songs about it.
Sic quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit; occidentis telum est - Seneca the Younger, Epistles
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except sailors. They will kill you and sing songs about it.
Sic quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit; occidentis telum est - Seneca the Younger, Epistles
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This could be a case of where three is one & you should have backups.NT2C wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:23 pmHow is this ridiculous? You cannot possibly expect us to subsist on, shudder, instant in the PAW, can you? That would be... utterly barbaric!woodsghost wrote: ↑Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:34 amFor those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!
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Well, this fits the ridiculous part if survival knowledge of microwave cannons counts in this thread. Currently free on Amazon

Rev-1D. This author has been investigating satellite weapons and the global microwave torture of thousands of people, since January 2016. This ebook contains some of my latest research into Targeted Individuals, and is intended to show that these hostile satellite weapons can be located and attacked. I have not covered all of the technical details, but it is clearly possible to assemble a microwave cannon, along the basic ideas provided here. The CIA is operating a program against its own civilians and key government officials that is nothing less than Treason. This ebook describes some of the technical information that can be used to identify and track the microwave satellites that are being used. These satellites were likely designed under the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), which is a top secret department within the intelligence agencies. They were launched under President Reagan's Star Wars program. Also, a method for building an inexpensive microwave cannon is described, which might be used to disable some of these satellites. It is hoped that foreign governments around the world can use this information to protect their citizens. The ebook does not answer all of the technical issues, but it is intended as a starting point.
The CIA and FBI are "behind most, if not all terrorism." - Ted Gunderson, former FBI Chief
https://www.amazon.com/How-Identify-Mic ... satellites

Rev-1D. This author has been investigating satellite weapons and the global microwave torture of thousands of people, since January 2016. This ebook contains some of my latest research into Targeted Individuals, and is intended to show that these hostile satellite weapons can be located and attacked. I have not covered all of the technical details, but it is clearly possible to assemble a microwave cannon, along the basic ideas provided here. The CIA is operating a program against its own civilians and key government officials that is nothing less than Treason. This ebook describes some of the technical information that can be used to identify and track the microwave satellites that are being used. These satellites were likely designed under the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), which is a top secret department within the intelligence agencies. They were launched under President Reagan's Star Wars program. Also, a method for building an inexpensive microwave cannon is described, which might be used to disable some of these satellites. It is hoped that foreign governments around the world can use this information to protect their citizens. The ebook does not answer all of the technical issues, but it is intended as a starting point.
The CIA and FBI are "behind most, if not all terrorism." - Ted Gunderson, former FBI Chief
https://www.amazon.com/How-Identify-Mic ... satellites
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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!
3 pages and not a single ciener 22 conversion kit or trunk monkey?
Man, this place has gotten tame.
Man, this place has gotten tame.
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We were waiting for you to do that. You had 1 job! 1 job! We are still waiting.....
*Remember: I'm just a guy on the internet 
*Don't go to stupid places with stupid people & do stupid things.
*Be courteous. Look normal. Be in bed by 10'clock.
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” -Bilbo Baggins.

*Don't go to stupid places with stupid people & do stupid things.
*Be courteous. Look normal. Be in bed by 10'clock.
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” -Bilbo Baggins.
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woodsghost wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:12 pmWe were waiting for you to do that. You had 1 job! 1 job! We are still waiting.....

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https://www.amazon.com/AoOnZan-Outdoor- ... +saw&psc=1
As a saw it is near worthless. As a component of other things like snares it may be useful.
As a saw it is near worthless. As a component of other things like snares it may be useful.
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother
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My wife's contribution:
Ear pro. Cuz who has that stashed in their bag?

Actually, those look nice. I wonder if she will let me buy them.....
Ear pro. Cuz who has that stashed in their bag?
Actually, those look nice. I wonder if she will let me buy them.....
*Remember: I'm just a guy on the internet 
*Don't go to stupid places with stupid people & do stupid things.
*Be courteous. Look normal. Be in bed by 10'clock.
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” -Bilbo Baggins.

*Don't go to stupid places with stupid people & do stupid things.
*Be courteous. Look normal. Be in bed by 10'clock.
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.” -Bilbo Baggins.
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I have a pair. But there not in my bug out bag. I think she has good taste.woodsghost wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:11 pmMy wife's contribution:
Ear pro. Cuz who has that stashed in their bag?
Actually, those look nice. I wonder if she will let me buy them.....

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Good joke man hehe . Like either of those would ever be on a worst gear page. I love dry humor

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I kinda like it. I also heard good reviews about this earmuff.woodsghost wrote: ↑Thu Oct 25, 2018 9:11 pmMy wife's contribution:
Ear pro. Cuz who has that stashed in their bag?
Actually, those look nice. I wonder if she will let me buy them.....
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They are a pretty good deal for the price. Since they use batteries I don't leave them in the truck. Foam earplugs are good enough for the BOB
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WhateverTF this is:


From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother
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Honorable mention:


From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother