The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by MPMalloy » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:56 pm

Stercutus wrote:
Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:50 pm
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I'm not going to post any pics but...a certain hygine item for GSWs.
That is more of a case of misuse of a useful item instead of a ridiculous useless item.
Yeah, I can see that.

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by teotwaki » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:41 pm

double Ninja swords are all the rage with superheroes too

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by JeeperCreeper » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:13 pm

*posts BudK catalog*
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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by NT2C » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:38 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:
Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:13 pm
*posts BudK catalog*
Don't make me ban you for spamming...

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by Stercutus » Thu Oct 11, 2018 11:07 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:
Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:13 pm
*posts BudK catalog*
Thank you for that. Now I have hours of LOL's to look forward to. :clap:
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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by Towanda » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:21 pm

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Did you see that doc? I think it was Vice. About the guy that stockpiles Tesla parts and rebuilds and fixes them? Tesla has a real hard time sharing info with mechanics. They want only their dealerships to work on their cars. There's an antiquated idea huh?! lol!
Tesla doesn't have dealerships.

How about some bullets that will really chew shit up?

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by RickOShea » Fri Oct 12, 2018 11:53 pm

Towanda wrote:
Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:21 pm
moab wrote:
Fri Oct 05, 2018 4:17 pm
Did you see that doc? I think it was Vice. About the guy that stockpiles Tesla parts and rebuilds and fixes them? Tesla has a real hard time sharing info with mechanics. They want only their dealerships to work on their cars. There's an antiquated idea huh?! lol!
Tesla doesn't have dealerships.

How about some bullets that will really chew shit up?
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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by Towanda » Sat Oct 13, 2018 12:13 am

I knew the bullets weren't real. That's why I posted them in this thread. :)
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SMoAF wrote:You could have your very own Trunk SMoAF. That'd HAVE to have some practical value for you.

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by woodsghost » Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:34 am

For those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by MPMalloy » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:06 am

woodsghost wrote:
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For those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!

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That that gizmo works as advertised, I am down for it. :mrgreen:

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by NT2C » Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:23 pm

woodsghost wrote:
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For those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!

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How is this ridiculous? You cannot possibly expect us to subsist on, shudder, instant in the PAW, can you? That would be... utterly barbaric! :gonk:
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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by MPMalloy » Sat Oct 13, 2018 6:49 pm

NT2C wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:23 pm
woodsghost wrote:
Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:34 am
For those early mornings in the PAW....your manual espresso maker. By Ali Express. Make sure you have one in your bugout bag today!

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How is this ridiculous? You cannot possibly expect us to subsist on, shudder, instant in the PAW, can you? That would be... utterly barbaric! :gonk:
This could be a case of where three is one & you should have backups. :wink:

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by teotwaki » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:19 am

Well, this fits the ridiculous part if survival knowledge of microwave cannons counts in this thread. Currently free on Amazon

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by SRO1911 » Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:53 am

3 pages and not a single ciener 22 conversion kit or trunk monkey?
Man, this place has gotten tame.

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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by woodsghost » Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:12 pm

SRO1911 wrote:
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3 pages and not a single ciener 22 conversion kit or trunk monkey?
Man, this place has gotten tame.
We were waiting for you to do that. You had 1 job! 1 job! We are still waiting.....
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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by MPMalloy » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:41 pm

woodsghost wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 1:12 pm
SRO1911 wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 11:53 am
3 pages and not a single ciener 22 conversion kit or trunk monkey? Man, this place has gotten tame.
We were waiting for you to do that. You had 1 job! 1 job! We are still waiting.....
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Re: The world's most ridiculous bug out gear!

Post by Stercutus » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:55 pm

https://www.amazon.com/AoOnZan-Outdoor- ... +saw&psc=1

As a saw it is near worthless. As a component of other things like snares it may be useful.
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