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PostPosted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:48 pm 
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This is an acctual movie that I paid an acctual $1.99 to rent and made me want to put an acctual bullet in my brain. Anyone seen this peice of junk? I did, however, find it ammusing that anytime a zombie wandered onto the road, it was hit, and the driver thought nothing of it.
EDIT: In my ranting, I forgot to mention that this movie isn't worth the time to watch it, and will not impcat your state of preparedness for any undead attack.

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Because of this movie I will, to this day, veto any zombie movie William ever recommends unless I already know for a fact it's worth watching.


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That movie was so bad that I managed to forget I had seen it. Until now, dammit.

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I apologize. Such blight should remain buried deep in the unconscious mind.

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Ugh....Could have done without you mentioning that movie the rest of my life..*watching really bad asian horror movie called the vampire effect* oh sweet nectar of life...

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I don't see why you knock Vampires Vs. Zombies. It explains so much! I mean, who knew that when a witch bites you you trun into a vampire, but when a vampire bites you you turn into a zombie, and if a zombie bites you you apparently trip acid. This is good knowledge. And weren't there bare breasts and lesbian nuns in there somewhere, or was that just a halucination brought on by the horrible movie?

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I think i would remember...Are you sure somebody didn't replace your movie with porn? But the last time I checked, doing it with dead people is against the law or something...Everybody needs a "cold one" every now and then..*falls to the floor laughing over the horrible joke*

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Okay, must have been the heat or the bad water or the poor acting or something.

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omg lol.... I just saw most of the movie just today... I couldnt stand to finish it...I would have stopped it earlier, but i was tired and too lazy to get up to turn it off...It's by far one of the worst vampire/zombie films I've ever seen....Theres so many mistakes in it as well, not to mention an overall bad quality....Disregard watching this major disapointment...


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I normally like all horrer movies no matter how cheesy but this movie was so bad I didnt even finish it before I turned around and went back for another movie, blockbuster freedom pass rules.

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man that my favorite movie ever. i hate you all for not liking it. the best part was when the zombies came :D and when she got attacked oh man that was great. also those nins (yes i mean nins)were off the hook. and the vampires. you suck for not liking this movie.





oh man what the hell am i saying i didnt watch it but i know i will because crappy movies are what i live for. *cough* zombie lake *cough*


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Saw it.

The really bad thing is, you could tell how bad the movie was going to be just by holding the box. It was like it had some sort of crappy movie radiation eminating from it.

But, of course I watched it anyway. Brinke Stevens was a pretty convincing zombie, though. Damn, B movie queens, with the exception of Julie Strain, don't age very well.

Speaking of Zombie Stevens, she was also in an even worse movie I just watched, Corpses are Forever. CIA agents with amnesia, the Devil, serial killers, hosebag nurses in vinyl uniforms, Brinke Stevens and her monkey face, a seventy year old Leanna Quigley, and about 30 seconds of shitty zombies.

I'd tell you all not to see it, but you know you will anyway.

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Everyone should act in at least one B-movie. It's surprisingly... liberating. :D

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