Three Horrible Movies

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Three Horrible Movies

Post by Stercutus » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:35 pm

The below movies were so bad I could not finish watching them and could not care enough to fast forward to the end.

001 Trolling - Terrible. Made it to about 27 minutes. It would likely make perfect sense if you were high on Xanax and Meth. I am certain the actors were drugged and no director was on set.

Subterranea - Made it to 18 minutes. Awful Plato's Cave concept ripoff.

The Further Adventures of Anse and Bhule in No-Man's Land - Made it to 19 minutes. Actually made me nauseous. The out of focus, out of frame and unstable camera work with bad lighting spoiled what was one of the worst movies I never watched and made it completely unwatchable even if I wanted to watch it which I did not. Imagine being on shrooms and LSD at the same time with both being bad trips while at Burning Man but everyone is dressed in rags and there are no vehicles, shelter, water or food. Those are the high points of the movie.

All of the above suffered from bad acting, no story, no plot and just being awful.
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Re: Three Horrible Movies

Post by woodsghost » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:16 pm

Why do you keep doing this to yourself? You post these and I cringe at the pain of watching just a little bit of those!
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Re: Three Horrible Movies

Post by Stercutus » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:53 pm

woodsghost wrote:Why do you keep doing this to yourself? You post these and I cringe at the pain of watching just a little bit of those!
If I can help even one person avoid the psychological pain inflicted by 001 Trolling it is worth the effort.

Anson and Bhule actually did make physically nauseous. At first I thought it was just the lousy acting and pointlessness of the whole thing. Then I realized it the camera work was actually calculated to make one physically ill. Forget waterboarding. Just show that thing over and over again during an enhanced interrogation and they will be begging to talk. Too much exposure and it will all be gibberish though.
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Re: Three Horrible Movies

Post by JeeperCreeper » Mon Jun 18, 2018 12:14 pm

HAHAHA Where do you find these movies?

I know my Amazon Prime Video account has a funky algorithm and is always trying to get me to watch these terrible "Big Foot" movies. I think it's worse than Netflix with terrible B or C level movies.
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