Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by Raydarkhorse » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:24 pm

Commo141 wrote:Happy Thanksgiving all.
bonanacrom wrote:The mission for 2010 is as follows. Use satellite imaging to locate Kathy's bug out location. Coordinate a nearby assembly location. Show up for thanksgiving dinner at kathy's. Will except names for this mission up to October of 2010.
I will not be volunteering. With this bunch the only safe thing to do is to wait for
an invitation.
I agree being met at the door by Siss...............errr Kathy with a long sharp machete like weapon is not how I'm gonna want to spend next Thanksgiving or any other day!
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by SteveD » Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:35 pm

HAPPY LEFTOVER DAY
if all else fails, accelerate!
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by Mr. E. Monkey » Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:04 pm

SteveD wrote:HAPPY LEFTOVER DAY
:lol:
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Post by IAmWillIAm » Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:01 pm

This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for Mother Hen, MJotZY, and Cathy from Florida... and I'm thankful for the new post that she's going to write any day now...... right?...... pweeze?.... MOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by That German Guy » Sat Nov 28, 2009 5:23 am

Commo141 wrote:Happy Thanksgiving all.
bonanacrom wrote:The mission for 2010 is as follows. Use satellite imaging to locate Kathy's bug out location. Coordinate a nearby assembly location. Show up for thanksgiving dinner at kathy's. Will except names for this mission up to October of 2010.
I will not be volunteering. With this bunch the only safe thing to do is to wait for
an invitation.
Screw safety, I'm having fun.
Sign me up :mrgreen:
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by TwistTheKnife » Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:48 pm

There is not MoAr yet and the turkey has been long since digested = (
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Post by Mr. E. Monkey » Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:13 pm

:cry:
SMoAF wrote:'Tis better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
Beowolf wrote:Disasters are terrifying, but people are stupid.
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Post by jaybird » Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:42 pm

(prays we are not abandoned :( )
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by Mr. E. Monkey » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:42 pm

I need a hug. Or moar story.




I'd prefer the story. :D
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Beowolf wrote:Disasters are terrifying, but people are stupid.
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Post by TwistTheKnife » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:40 am

i wish for a viking funeral!

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Post by grandma » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:56 am

Happy December! :D *















moar?

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Post by JefferyWatts » Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:32 pm

I need MOAR!
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by bonanacrom » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:42 pm

No word since Thursday. The food must have been to good and they ate themselves to death. No more story for us.
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Post by jaybird » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:54 pm

bonanacrom wrote:No word since Thursday. The food must have been to good and they ate themselves to death. No more story for us.
Say it ain't so!
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Post by thebigstick » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:01 pm

I thought the doc was joking when he said that was possible. :shock: say it aint so momma hen.
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Post by maddmatt » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:02 pm

jaybird wrote:
bonanacrom wrote:No word since Thursday. The food must have been to good and they ate themselves to death. No more story for us.
Say it ain't so!
NO!!! I won't believe it! There is still time to save them! We must venture forth to Florida a rescue them from whatever entrapment that has stopped our story time! Who is with me!?
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by FlashDaddy » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:09 pm

So cold.
Winter knocking on my door.
Journal is unfinished.
Need warm story.

Please!
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by jaybird » Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:12 pm

maddmatt wrote:
jaybird wrote:
bonanacrom wrote:No word since Thursday. The food must have been to good and they ate themselves to death. No more story for us.
Say it ain't so!
NO!!! I won't believe it! There is still time to save them! We must venture forth to Florida a rescue them from whatever entrapment that has stopped our story time! Who is with me!?
I'll go. Florida may be cold this time a year to Floridians, but not Tennesseeans.
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by grandma » Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:26 pm

jaybird wrote:
maddmatt wrote:
jaybird wrote:
bonanacrom wrote:No word since Thursday. The food must have been to good and they ate themselves to death. No more story for us.
Say it ain't so!
NO!!! I won't believe it! There is still time to save them! We must venture forth to Florida a rescue them from whatever entrapment that has stopped our story time! Who is with me!?
I'll go. Florida may be cold this time a year to Floridians, but not Tennesseeans.
not too cold for those of us in Canuckland either...I'm in!

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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by Knight_Templar » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:35 pm

She has a weeks worth of tighty whities to do so unless you want to do them stfu and wait.

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Post by Hanuman110 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:36 pm

Knight_Templar wrote:She has a weeks worth of tighty whities to do so unless you want to do them stfu and wait.
That's a little harsh for your first post here buddy. Try adding a smiley at the end of the sentence next time. Welcome to Zombie Squad.

I'm sure Kathy will post when she has time. In the meanwhile we like to entertain ourselves with cries of MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by bonanacrom » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:41 pm

That angry post has me intrigued... Yes it does. Inside information perhapes ???
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by tenhigh » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:00 am

Inside information or not, a weeks worth of tighty whities is by no means too much to do for moar story. So Kathy, if you'll just ship all of them out to AZ, I'll have them back to you in a month or so. It takes time to ship, you know? :D
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Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Post by GRJP » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:35 am

Before I go moar, I want you to understand the depth of desperation...
no thanksgiving... Had to work during the holiday, I'm out of coffee and chocolate.
and no story!
PLEASE GODS!!!! MOAR!!!!
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