A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

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A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

Post by wtr100 » Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:41 am

since jeeper is a d1ckhead
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Re: A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

Post by JeeperCreeper » Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:55 pm

wtr100 wrote:since jeeper is a d1ckhead
sad but true
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Re: A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

Post by wtr100 » Thu Dec 21, 2017 10:38 pm

JeeperCreeper wrote:hahahahhaaha I just skimmed... but I like how the 3rd person omniscient narrator says
Well he went into work and the Tech Center was further into town and in an even worse area

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Wow the Gold family never closed the office
in the prose. Nothing screams 8th grade english class like that kind of writing style!!!

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Re: A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

Post by w3rdtoyamama » Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:14 am

Well then...
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Re: A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

Post by 91Eunozs » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:48 pm

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Re: A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

Post by ZombieGranny » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:56 am

What happened was - someone posted a story and the next poster made fun of it, so the original post was removed.
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Re: A Christmas Special - relatively bad fiction

Post by JeeperCreeper » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:37 am

ZombieGranny wrote:What happened was - someone posted a story and the next poster made fun of it, so the original post was removed.
It was my bad, I sent PMs. The original post gave the impression that it was a harsh critique and not the original work of the OP and I was an asshole.
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