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Mossberg at it again < plenty of derp inside>

Post by gelgoog » Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:53 pm

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Post by Gingerbread Man » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:01 pm

Wtf. Just Wtf.
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Post by cssims » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:03 pm

I've been waiting to see this and some other products that if I recall correctly are going to be zombie related. One of the Mossberg folks was on guntalk some weeks back mentioning new products but did not go into detail. I'm guessing because of SHOT.

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Post by northernxposure » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:04 pm

My eyes! :gonk:

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Post by skelco » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:06 pm

for rills?

can I get a matching tactical single action revolver too?
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Post by Kommander » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:08 pm

I think that they must be fucking with us at this point. I mean yes technically the tactical crap does make the rifle more useful but who is actually going to buy this thing?
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Post by gelgoog » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:18 pm

Kommander wrote:I think that they must be fucking with us at this point. I mean yes technically the tactical crap does make the rifle more useful but who is actually going to buy this thing?
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Post by Bunsen » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:23 pm

Regular Guy wrote:Wtf. Just Wtf.
Save some of that WTF for when they stick a ginormous muzzle brake on it. You just know they're going to.

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Post by Krustofski » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:27 pm

Kommander wrote:I think that they must be fucking with us at this point. I mean yes technically the tactical crap does make the rifle more useful but who is actually going to buy this thing?
Folks who live in places were semi-autos are banned and still want something "tactical". Maybe. It's... hideous. I'd really rather have that British straight-pull AK I saw last week than that. :?
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Post by Shaper » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:35 pm

Pardon me while I gouge out my eyes with a rusty ice pick...
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Post by raxar » Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:36 pm

I didn't think it was possible to shudder and laugh at the same time, but mossberg proved me wrong

anyway, this should help

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Post by Turtlewolf » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:14 pm

Okay I can't find any evidence that this thing is even real (although my google foo in't the strongest) so must decide that Gelgoog has successfully pranked us pending further evidence to the contrary.
A plus for effort as well.
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Post by JTNieman » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:36 pm

Looks like a game changer.

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Post by Paladin1 » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:42 pm

Needs a tactical bayonet.
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Post by RickOShea » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:48 pm

I like Grizzly's better:
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Post by Arkane » Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:55 pm

Rick - that looks "acceptable". But seriously - I'm started to become a Mossberg hater.

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Post by VeniVidiVici » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:06 pm

Turtlewolf wrote:Okay I can't find any evidence that this thing is even real (although my google foo in't the strongest) so must decide that Gelgoog has successfully pranked us pending further evidence to the contrary.
A plus for effort as well.
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It's real. The photo was leaked off a dealer brochure that showcased Mossberg's SHOT 2012 releases.
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Post by gelgoog » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:20 pm

Bunsen wrote:
Regular Guy wrote:Wtf. Just Wtf.
Save some of that WTF for when they stick a ginormous muzzle brake on it. You just know they're going to.
You mean when they come out with a model that replaces the lever with a chainsaw handle? :twisted:

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Post by Cpt. MelonBuster » Sun Jan 15, 2012 7:46 pm

Never been done before.

Going to open up a whole new market.

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Post by Hachiman » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:02 pm

and the Mossberg hits keep on coming... I want to know the losers salary that keeps coming up with these ideas. He must be related to old O.F. somehow...
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Post by JTNieman » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:16 pm

Cpt. MelonBuster wrote:Never been done before.

Going to open up a whole new market.

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Post by Turtlewolf » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:16 pm

VeniVidiVici wrote:
Turtlewolf wrote:Okay I can't find any evidence that this thing is even real (although my google foo in't the strongest) so must decide that Gelgoog has successfully pranked us pending further evidence to the contrary.
A plus for effort as well.
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It's real. The photo was leaked off a dealer brochure that showcased Mossberg's SHOT 2012 releases.
Holy shit..............2012 IS the end after all.
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Post by Bearcat » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:24 pm

That's just embarassing.
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Post by gelgoog » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:38 pm

The sad thing is that the more retarded the gun you come up with the more it seems to sell. Look at how well Taurus is doing with their .410 judge serious and other abominations.

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