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Re: you are SO gonna wish you had dentures, if shtf,

Post by SteelWolf » Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:20 pm

This is why we prioritize hygiene in our preps. Buy tooth brushes and dental floss when its dirt cheap. We probably have a 5 year supply tossed into a 5 gallon bucket.
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Re: you are SO gonna wish you had dentures, if shtf,

Post by Stercutus » Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:49 pm

If anyone needs all their teeth pulled in preparation for the apococlipse please contact me via PM. I also manufacture wooden dentures at discount prices.
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But we in it shall be rememberèd—
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Re: you are SO gonna wish you had dentures, if shtf,

Post by yossarian » Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:56 pm

Stercutus wrote:If anyone needs all their teeth pulled in preparation for the apococlipse please contact me via PM. I also manufacture wooden dentures at discount prices.
Oh, do you do toenails too. I heard that if it hadn't been for Jim Bowie's ingrown toenail the Alamo would have gone the other way.
" So, brave knights,
if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further,
for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth."

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Re: you are SO gonna wish you had dentures, if shtf,

Post by Stercutus » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:02 pm

yossarian wrote:
Stercutus wrote:If anyone needs all their teeth pulled in preparation for the apococlipse please contact me via PM. I also manufacture wooden dentures at discount prices.
Oh, do you do toenails too. I heard that if it hadn't been for Jim Bowie's ingrown toenail the Alamo would have gone the other way.
Around here we do away with feet altogether. That way your feet never get sore and tired from standing guard on them while hiding in the dugout and sniping trespassers all night and day. I have a whole box of prosthetic feet I can let go cheap after I remove the offending feet. Or I can whittle you two for the price of one at a great discount. This will save you from screaming in agony a month after the apolloclipse from that nasty foot fungus.
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be rememberèd—
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother

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Re: you are SO gonna wish you had dentures, if shtf,

Post by flybynight » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:33 pm

CIENER CONVERSION UNIT, ?
As of now I bet you got me wrong

John Titor was right

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Re: you are SO gonna wish you had dentures, if shtf,

Post by SRO1911 » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:36 pm

flybynight wrote:CIENER CONVERSION UNIT, ?
And a suppressor...doesnt count without the can.

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