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Re: you are SO gonna wish you had dentures, if shtf,

Post by SteelWolf » Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:20 pm

This is why we prioritize hygiene in our preps. Buy tooth brushes and dental floss when its dirt cheap. We probably have a 5 year supply tossed into a 5 gallon bucket.
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Post by Stercutus » Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:49 pm

If anyone needs all their teeth pulled in preparation for the apococlipse please contact me via PM. I also manufacture wooden dentures at discount prices.
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Post by yossarian » Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:56 pm

Stercutus wrote:If anyone needs all their teeth pulled in preparation for the apococlipse please contact me via PM. I also manufacture wooden dentures at discount prices.
Oh, do you do toenails too. I heard that if it hadn't been for Jim Bowie's ingrown toenail the Alamo would have gone the other way.
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Post by Stercutus » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:02 pm

yossarian wrote:
Stercutus wrote:If anyone needs all their teeth pulled in preparation for the apococlipse please contact me via PM. I also manufacture wooden dentures at discount prices.
Oh, do you do toenails too. I heard that if it hadn't been for Jim Bowie's ingrown toenail the Alamo would have gone the other way.
Around here we do away with feet altogether. That way your feet never get sore and tired from standing guard on them while hiding in the dugout and sniping trespassers all night and day. I have a whole box of prosthetic feet I can let go cheap after I remove the offending feet. Or I can whittle you two for the price of one at a great discount. This will save you from screaming in agony a month after the apolloclipse from that nasty foot fungus.
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Post by flybynight » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:33 pm

CIENER CONVERSION UNIT, ?
As of now I bet you got me wrong

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Post by SRO1911 » Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:36 pm

flybynight wrote:CIENER CONVERSION UNIT, ?
And a suppressor...doesnt count without the can.

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Post by grumpyviking » Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:48 am

I don't need dentures, I've got strong gums! I've got about 6 teeth left and I eat a lot of hard and crisp foods without any problems at all.
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Post by flybynight » Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:39 am

grumpyviking wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 8:48 am
I don't need dentures, I've got strong gums! I've got about 6 teeth left and I eat a lot of hard and crisp foods without any problems at all.
Lose two more of them teeth and you qualify for living in my town
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Post by grumpyviking » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:05 am

why so? 4 teeth?
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Post by Zed Hunter » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:12 am

Or wind up like me with crowns on every tooth.

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Post by flybynight » Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:19 am

grumpyviking wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:05 am
why so? 4 teeth?
I think it's a city ordinance. But on the plus side, when you move in they give you a non running chevy pickup to put in the front lawn. An old fridge to put on the porch and enough rope for three tire swings. ( or one sofa swing.)
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Post by grumpyviking » Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:35 am

you have got to be living in America, i'm not, and I still don't need dentures! :lol:
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Post by NT2C » Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:49 am

Got the dentures two years ago. Still haven't used them for more than posing for photos. I hate the damn things. They won't stay in without the adhesive and the adhesive is dang near impossible to get off your gums when you take the dentures out, so I don't wear 'em. Gums alone get me through most things, like this bag of corn chips on my desk or the pizza I had last night.
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Post by Halfapint » Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:30 pm

I think it was one of tacair’s stories where the character had root canals on all his feet hand were all crowned. If I can see some SHTF even coming, that’d be my route.
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Post by NT2C » Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:52 pm

Halfapint wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:30 pm
I think it was one of tacair’s stories where the character had root canals on all his feet hand were all crowned. If I can see some SHTF even coming, that’d be my route.
I don't think anyone I know has feet hands, and I have no idea how you'd root canal and crown them if they did.
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Post by Halfapint » Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:18 pm

NT2C wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:52 pm
Halfapint wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:30 pm
I think it was one of tacair’s stories where the character had root canals on all his feet hand were all crowned. If I can see some SHTF even coming, that’d be my route.
I don't think anyone I know has feet hands, and I have no idea how you'd root canal and crown them if they did.
lol!!!!! ::adjusts tin foil hat:: but I swear the NSA is in my phone messing with me. I proof read everything now and yet some how something always gets changed using my damn phone. Maybe I'm just having mini strokes when typing and reading
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Post by NT2C » Fri Nov 30, 2018 1:19 am

Halfapint wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 10:18 pm
NT2C wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 4:52 pm
Halfapint wrote:
Thu Nov 29, 2018 1:30 pm
I think it was one of tacair’s stories where the character had root canals on all his feet hand were all crowned. If I can see some SHTF even coming, that’d be my route.
I don't think anyone I know has feet hands, and I have no idea how you'd root canal and crown them if they did.
lol!!!!! ::adjusts tin foil hat:: but I swear the NSA is in my phone messing with me. I proof read everything now and yet some how something always gets changed using my damn phone. Maybe I'm just having mini strokes when typing and reading
If you're "stroking" while reading about my dentures I really don't wanna know about it. :shock:
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Post by Halfapint » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:18 am

NT2C wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 1:19 am
If you're "stroking" while reading about my dentures I really don't wanna know about it. :shock:
Uh, I sure as hell ain’t stroking it over your avatar, so your jacked up dental pics are going to have to hold me over :rofl:
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Post by flybynight » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:57 am

Halfapint wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:18 am
NT2C wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 1:19 am
If you're "stroking" while reading about my dentures I really don't wanna know about it. :shock:
Uh, I sure as hell ain’t stroking it over your avatar, so your jacked up dental pics are going to have to hold me over :rofl:
I can't tell if either one of you is kidding. H P has shoes covering his smile and NT2c won't put his teeth in . Nobody can tell if either one is smiling :lol:
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