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by MICKPORNO
Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:17 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: A world in denial
Replies: 55
Views: 7343

thanx bro....i knew i could count on you!!!
by MICKPORNO
Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:15 am
Forum: Longarms - Shotguns and Rifles
Topic: 10 round shotgun drum test (Beware, Mall ninjas ahead}
Replies: 53
Views: 4119

i just soaked my arms in diesel fuel and burned them off.... :o
by MICKPORNO
Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:13 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Neat Russian site on long term, improvised shelter
Replies: 6
Views: 834

you have nothing to compare it to.....heh heh heh..... :D
by MICKPORNO
Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:11 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: A world in denial
Replies: 55
Views: 7343

you guys are too much...

the boss gets a shower cuz he's a dick....i like you guys too much for that....hell i like you guys so much i wouldn't even piss in your mouth if your gums were on fire.... :lol:

where's da law when you need em'??
by MICKPORNO
Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:04 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Neat Russian site on long term, improvised shelter
Replies: 6
Views: 834

YEAH THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT THE NAME....WEE-BLOW...THAT I DIDN'T CARE FOR EITHER.... we were out on a camping trip at some jamboree and i punched this other dickhead in the face for smarting off....he tried to wrestle with me so i kicked his ass....the scoutmaster didn't like me already i think, ...
by MICKPORNO
Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:52 am
Forum: Introductions
Topic: uhhhhh.....what?
Replies: 25
Views: 1721

yes i use my name **MICK PORNO** on several firearms and survival related forums...
by MICKPORNO
Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: Longarms - Shotguns and Rifles
Topic: 10 round shotgun drum test (Beware, Mall ninjas ahead}
Replies: 53
Views: 4119

Whats more although you can not really tell it on the forums obviously but BHP is REALLY, REALLY, REALLY sick with I think a juicy upper respitory infection. Although I suspect it may be the Bird Flu..... :D :D BIRD FLU?!?!?!....DAMMIT I SHOOK HIS HAND LAST NIGHT!!! CRAP , I BETTER GO WRITE MY WILL...
by MICKPORNO
Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:42 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Nobody there
Replies: 55
Views: 5406

but of course you know i'm kidding...about the setting fire shit anyway... :twisted: but hey you know if there's no one around and breaking some laws is the only way to get you to rear your ugly head....then it's worth it!!! and if you don't??? then i know i'm truly alone. and i can take your squad ...
by MICKPORNO
Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:53 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Neat Russian site on long term, improvised shelter
Replies: 6
Views: 834

DA LAW was a cub scout???

i was a boy scout but got kicked out for fighting...you thought i was gonna say for eating brownies didn't you??
by MICKPORNO
Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:51 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: A world in denial
Replies: 55
Views: 7343

i'd pack up my shit...on the way out stop by the bosses office, jump up on his desk, piss in his face, tell him to go fuck himself...then head for the truck... 30 minute ride home by road...it's 4 wheel drive so we'll use backyards if we have to...call friends and family on the way..get home and hun...
by MICKPORNO
Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:35 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Animals, Zombies, & YOU
Replies: 18
Views: 2223

if the zombies were getting the best of him i'd shoot him and put him out of his misery....

but if it were me and him and i was starving...i'd kill his ass and eat him...
by MICKPORNO
Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:30 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Nobody there
Replies: 55
Views: 5406

uhhhhhh

after exhausting all efforts to detect some form of life **make a few phone calls, check the internet, I.M. some friends, listen on the ham freqs...etc** i'd run out in the streets nekkid with my uzi and start shooting up shit, setting stuff on fire, breaking shit and committing as many crimes as i ...
by MICKPORNO
Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:06 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: How to be a cold blooded mother fucker.
Replies: 252
Views: 26772

hard as woodpecker lips

if it's a friend or family then they're welcome...if it's a stranger, maybe...but if it looks he may likely get me killed...then fuck em'...
by MICKPORNO
Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:25 pm
Forum: Zombie Training Films
Topic: Just saw Dawn 2004.....
Replies: 203
Views: 29021

DOTD 2004

I RENTED THE DVD AND WATCHED IT THIS WEEKEND...DOTD 2004 ROCKS!!!

i don't know what took me so long to see this movie, it kicked ass...now i need to acquire acopy for myself!!
by MICKPORNO
Thu May 25, 2006 2:45 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: uhhhhh.....what?
Replies: 25
Views: 1721

Da Law wrote:Hi MICK.

Remember our conversation now and try to behave.

Yeah right!
i'll do what i can to appease the gods....and piss off the rest...

in all seriousness, this forum seems to be full of good people with lots of good info and hopefully a sense of humor...thanx for the welcome...
by MICKPORNO
Thu May 25, 2006 2:03 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: uhhhhh.....what?
Replies: 25
Views: 1721

uhhhhh.....what?

DA LAW SENT ME TO PISS YOU OFF... :lol:

jus' kiddin'.... :twisted:
by MICKPORNO
Thu May 25, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: General Firearms Discussion
Topic: Getting really sick of Sportsman's Guide...
Replies: 26
Views: 929

Re: Getting really sick of Sportsman's Guide...

This is my PRIMARY ammo supplier, and I spend thousands of dollars a year with these people... here are a few of the problems I have with this.. Every time I place an order, I get email notices that the items are on back order until hell freezes over... but the website said nothing of it when I pla...
by MICKPORNO
Thu May 25, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: Other Gear
Topic: Wierd but cool jacket.
Replies: 19
Views: 1979

Da Law wrote:No. It was not disciplinary. It was just my turn.... and I did not have enough $$$$ to bribe a rookie to take the desk for me.
sorry to hear that...hope you're back on the road now....

you keeping those losers at the range in line??
by MICKPORNO
Thu May 25, 2006 11:05 am
Forum: Other Gear
Topic: Wierd but cool jacket.
Replies: 19
Views: 1979

Re: Wierd but cool jacket.

Da Law wrote:My buddy Parcheesy (not a real name) was nice enough to come out of his beat and visit me while I was condemed to the desk.
condemned to a desk?? what did you do? shoot a krakhead??
by MICKPORNO
Tue May 16, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: Introductions
Topic: Victim da law
Replies: 26
Views: 1953

[quote="Da Law...My friends who I encouraged to join have yet to be banned. [/quote]

da damn law.....let's see if we can do something about that!!!

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