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by Samurai Penguin
Tue Dec 24, 2013 9:03 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

One morning just before PT (Physical Training) at about 0530 or so, I was standing in the company day room looking out at our quad when I saw our Company Commander run out of the building, across the quad and seemed to be heading on a general course towards Alabama... Funniest. Post. EVAR. :clap: :...
by Samurai Penguin
Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:46 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

My first one was for walking from one location to another up/down ladders, across various hard flat surfaces and over thresholds. "Bipedal Operations of the Human Body" The next topic to be covered: "Proper Use of the Head: Toilet Operations 101 & Proper Stretching" I'm pretty sure there is a repri...
by Samurai Penguin
Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:42 pm
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Food Storage Porn: Hot or Not. Show us pics!
Replies: 590
Views: 210853

Re: Food Storage Porn: Hot or Not. Show us pics!

slannesh wrote:
where did you get those pumps and the barrel wrench?
http://arizonabarrels.com/
by Samurai Penguin
Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:23 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

This thread came to mind when I read this: http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/site/?pageid=event_desc&edis_id=EX-20130529-39412-USA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Officials say what appears to be dry ice in a plastic bottle caused a small explosion at Disneyland, bringing evacuations but ...
by Samurai Penguin
Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

As concerns Shrapnel's story, I urge you all, if you have access to dry ice, not to shove some into a pop bottle half-full of water, screw the lid on tight and toss it where unsuspecting pedestrians might pass by. Because, when it goes POP, someone might soil themselves, and I don't want to be respo...
by Samurai Penguin
Mon Mar 04, 2013 1:12 pm
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Food Storage Porn: Hot or Not. Show us pics!
Replies: 590
Views: 210853

Re: Food Storage Porn: Hot or Not. Show us pics!

Four barrels, two pumps and a wrench. 220 gallons of water storage for $148.

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:mrgreen:
by Samurai Penguin
Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:08 pm
Forum: Eats and Drinks
Topic: A different take on rice and beans
Replies: 37
Views: 6618

Re: A different take on rice and beans

Yay recipes! :clap: I'm gonna try that Lentil Dal & Raita this week.
by Samurai Penguin
Sun Nov 18, 2012 3:54 pm
Forum: Bug Out Gear
Topic: BOB for... a cat?
Replies: 22
Views: 2902

Re: BOB for... a cat?

Well done! It's reminding me of a couple of things I overlooked for our three. :clap:
by Samurai Penguin
Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:16 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

Time for an on-topic story... I'm a delivery driver for the freight division of a large multinational corporation. We're not the guys that come to your house in a step-van...we run a daycab semi and anywhere from 28' to 48' foot trailers. (Although we'll still come to your house with it if you order...
by Samurai Penguin
Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:22 pm
Forum: General Firearms Discussion
Topic: What have you bought in the last 48 hours?(firearms related)
Replies: 7352
Views: 301378

Re: What have you bought in the last 48 hours?(firearms rela

Why did I buy my wife a .380?

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Because pursegun! :mrgreen:
by Samurai Penguin
Fri Sep 07, 2012 10:06 pm
Forum: Links
Topic: Even the CDC admits it...
Replies: 1
Views: 1404

Even the CDC admits it...

...it's only a matter of time before The Zombie Apocalypse !! There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and he...
by Samurai Penguin
Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:59 pm
Forum: Fiction
Topic: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years
Replies: 8738
Views: 494303

Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

Ike wrote:
ZombieGranny wrote:Oh good heavens!
BethDeath, haven't seen you in ages!

:clap: Welcome back!


Arnt we supposed to fear bethdeath?

Stop looking directly at her!!!!
Dude, keep calm. She can smell fear.
by Samurai Penguin
Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:17 am
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Bugging Out with Pets - My Plan
Replies: 156
Views: 26278

Re: Bugging Out with Pets - My Plan

ETA: 18 lbs. Are you sure he's not a dog in a cat suit?! He was just a little kitten when we got him...a 2-lb. bundle of squeak and curiosity. Then he discovered the food bowl...and treats...and leftovers...and then the neighborhood children started disappearing and that's when we had to move. :oop...
by Samurai Penguin
Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:50 pm
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Bugging Out with Pets - My Plan
Replies: 156
Views: 26278

Re: Bugging Out with Pets - My Plan

When the wildfire season started, we realized we had three cats and two carriers(and one cat who damn near needs two carriers to haul his fat ass). So we got another toploader for 18-pound Spike, reserving the smaller toploader for 14-pound Sam. (Both of them go all Sparta when you try to corral the...
by Samurai Penguin
Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:28 pm
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Food Storage Porn: Hot or Not. Show us pics!
Replies: 590
Views: 210853

Re: Food Storage Porn: Hot or Not. Show us pics!

RaptorGoRawr wrote:Using the kitty litter tubs is an AWESOME idea. Now I'll start going ahead and getting the big tubs knowing I have an awesome use after they are empty!
I wish Arm & Hammer litter came in those. I think we tried Tidy Cat and it sucked compared to A&H.

Great storage idea, though. :clap:
by Samurai Penguin
Sat May 19, 2012 7:09 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

MasterMaker wrote:Laager, if you wrote a book, it would sell!
Agreed. You should totally get with the book-writing. :!:
by Samurai Penguin
Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:10 pm
Forum: Fiction
Topic: CBTT Presents: Last Call, Last Stand (Complete, Thank You!)
Replies: 180
Views: 34400

Re: Surviving the Apocalypse with Jon Mackey

So yeah, there are lot of reasons to dismiss a guy like Jon, but keep in mind that some of his unconventional advantages can help you a lot too, on the day you make your own Last Stand. Y'all listen to this man. He just brought up some things even I wouldn't have considered...and I'm a lot more lik...
by Samurai Penguin
Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:46 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

Jsimmonsgr wrote:At the time I was working at a hotel that catered to truckers, I wont mention it by name but all of the guards called it the sleazy 8.
So, that's the one just north of the I-17's south loop, right? :wink:
by Samurai Penguin
Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:49 am
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Bugging Out with Pets - My Plan
Replies: 156
Views: 26278

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by Samurai Penguin
Sun Feb 19, 2012 11:03 pm
Forum: Fiction
Topic: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years
Replies: 8738
Views: 494303

Re: Mom's Journal of the Zombie Years

So I decided to watch some TV tonight, looked to see what was on, saw a movie I've seen and enjoyed before and I do like Will Smith in much that he's done, turned it on, started watching a movie I've seen any number of times....... and now I'm sitting here scared and disturbed. This movie, I Am Leg...
by Samurai Penguin
Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:21 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

Laager wrote:Do you mind if I borrow "I'm reasonably certain I sprained a testicle"? :lol: :lol:
Glad to be of service. :mrgreen:
by Samurai Penguin
Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:29 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

Holy Crap!! Spc Skippy Schwartz and I have a lot in common.....lol I think we associated with the same kind of soldiers. I'm glad to see some things remain the same, then again they never liked kicking anyone out, since they had a shortage of live bodies in the 70's. Thanks for the website. Here's ...
by Samurai Penguin
Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:38 pm
Forum: Fiction
Topic: CBTT Presents: Last Call, Last Stand (Complete, Thank You!)
Replies: 180
Views: 34400

Re: CBTT Presents: Last Call, Last Stand (Update p6 01/28)

Looks like the developing seed of a concience...which, for a guy like Mackey, is going to be a stone bitch to get used to.

I look forward to LCLS updates about as much as those of MJOTZY. Keep 'em coming!
by Samurai Penguin
Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:41 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: My Job, My Hell...
Replies: 2126
Views: 189290

Re: My Job, My Hell...

Mello, you have all my respect. It's you guys who come out in all weather and at all hours to keep us truck drivers on the road, usually for crap pay and no appreciation.

Thank you for what you do. Seriously. If it weren't for road service, we'd be screwed. 8-)

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