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by Meat N' Taters
Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:25 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

On the subject of strange people at urinals, I was at a bar during crawfish season a few years back. I went to go take a piss, and this guy decides to use the urinal right next to the one I was using, despite the fact that the bathroom was empty. Then, he proceeds to overtly meatgaze me for about f...
by Meat N' Taters
Sat Jul 28, 2012 9:30 am
Forum: Zombie Combat Tactics
Topic: Combat tactics 101: Melee weapon choice
Replies: 295
Views: 25974

Re: Combat tactics 101: Melee weapon choice

A frozen walrus phallus wrapped in barbed wire and Poison Ivy.
by Meat N' Taters
Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:00 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

Squinty, as always I am in admiration of your forthrightness good sir.
by Meat N' Taters
Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:50 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

On the subject of strange people at urinals, I was at a bar during crawfish season a few years back. I went to go take a piss, and this guy decides to use the urinal right next to the one I was using, despite the fact that the bathroom was empty. Then, he proceeds to overtly meatgaze me for about fi...
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jul 26, 2012 5:20 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

Oddly enough, I believe someone much earlier in the thread had the same thing happen...but I just saw a wild turkey in the parking lot of a Wendy's. This entire area is concrete urban sprawl. One of the largest bucks I've ever seen managed to run out in front of me by the local concrete factory... ...
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:16 pm
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: What Did You Do Today To Prepare?
Replies: 6662
Views: 325378

Re: What Did You Do Today To Prepare?

Girded my loins. It was agonizing. I had to bite down on a dishtowel to keep from screaming.
by Meat N' Taters
Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:39 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

Oddly enough, I believe someone much earlier in the thread had the same thing happen...but I just saw a wild turkey in the parking lot of a Wendy's. This entire area is concrete urban sprawl.
by Meat N' Taters
Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:27 pm
Forum: Transportation
Topic: fuel efficient 4x4 bov? whats your BOV MPG?
Replies: 144
Views: 23915

Re: fuel efficient 4x4 bov? whats your BOV MPG?

My truck will eat sand dunes for breakfast, snack on mud, and go through a shallow creek like Amy Winehouse through a bottle of Darvocets...all bone stock 'cept the all-terrains. But damned if I can get more than 15 mpg out of her unless I'm driving 70 on the freeway. All this from a v6 no less...
by Meat N' Taters
Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:00 am
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Non-conventional wisdom: Please add what you know
Replies: 69
Views: 4756

Re: Non-conventional wisdom: Please add what you know

If you get finned by a catfish, the slime on it's body is a natural antidote to the toxins.
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:43 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song
Replies: 603
Views: 53314

Re: One Weapon, One Partner, One Theme Song

A pointy stick

Gooch

"Every Rose Has Its Thorn" by Poison
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:25 am
Forum: Contingency Planning & Preparation
Topic: Non-conventional wisdom: Please add what you know
Replies: 69
Views: 4756

Re: Non-conventional wisdom: Please add what you know

To close up a cut, you can use the membrane on the inside of the shell of a raw egg.
by Meat N' Taters
Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:11 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: last laugh car break in
Replies: 16
Views: 1829

Re: last laugh car break in

Tiny torpedo...were you trout/red fishing?
by Meat N' Taters
Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:23 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: last laugh car break in
Replies: 16
Views: 1829

Re: last laugh car break in

KentsOkay wrote:
Meat N' Taters wrote:Next time replace the stock hooks with Gamakatsus. :twisted:
I thought the same, just with Eagle Claw on the end... You know, the ones with three barbs on them.

:gonk: :cry:

:lol:
oh god those multibarbed worm hooks. Ouch :gonk:
by Meat N' Taters
Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:54 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: last laugh car break in
Replies: 16
Views: 1829

Re: last laugh car break in

Next time replace the stock hooks with Gamakatsus. :twisted:
by Meat N' Taters
Tue Jun 14, 2011 6:31 pm
Forum: Eats and Drinks
Topic: What is the one food you will miss the most?
Replies: 43
Views: 1834

Re: What is the one food you will miss the most?

I forgot to mention kolaches. And spicy tuna rolls. And bloody rare sirloin steaks. And crunchy cheetos with louisiana hot sauce on them. And Lone Star beer.
by Meat N' Taters
Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:28 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: Events That Changed Your Life and Shaped Your Outlook
Replies: 80
Views: 7184

Re: Events That Changed Your Life and Shaped Your Outlook

For me, college was about chasing wild tail, enjoying my waning youth, and getting a marketable degree. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
by Meat N' Taters
Tue Jun 14, 2011 9:20 am
Forum: Eats and Drinks
Topic: What is the one food you will miss the most?
Replies: 43
Views: 1834

Re: What is the one food you will miss the most?

I think I should add fried fish tacos and a cold Corona. Also, Toll House ice cream cookie sandwiches.
by Meat N' Taters
Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:29 am
Forum: Eats and Drinks
Topic: Fajitas
Replies: 1
Views: 1372

Fajitas

Here is my secret recipe, divulged for your benefit. Be the hero of your next cookout, or make "Mexican Night" something better than one of those Taco Bell kits. Get ahold of some beef skirt. Beef skirt and only beef skirt is used to make fajitas. Trim off the silvery connective tissue. Leave some f...
by Meat N' Taters
Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:13 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

Saw a lady opening up a hamburger, squirting on a packet of ketchup or mustard, then consuming it. All while driving her soccer-mom SUV at 70 mph. I was impress.
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:33 pm
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

I guess tonight qualifies. I was fishing a local creek, and kept hearing strange voices and noises from the woods nearby. There were no people around, nor any reason to believe people would be in that patch of woods at that time. I would hear indistinct shouting, and a sound like someone hitting a c...
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:06 pm
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT now?
Replies: 1225
Views: 69552

Re: Quick, defend yourself: What do you have on hand RIGHT n

The .38, and a fishing pole. Actually, I would be terrified of someone swinging a fishing lure at me...maybe even moreso than the gun. :gonk:
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:38 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: would you release the inmates?
Replies: 124
Views: 3741

Re: would you release the inmates?

FrANkNstEin wrote:
Who is better at killing, evading capture
Are you sure about that? :lol:

I mean, they´re locked up right now so how are they any good in evading capture? :wink:
Touche, good sir. I will accept my pwnage like a man. :lol:
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:14 am
Forum: What Would You Do?
Topic: would you release the inmates?
Replies: 124
Views: 3741

Re: would you release the inmates?

Hell yeah I would release them. In a zombie apocalypse, I daresay I would want them on my side. Who is better at killing, evading capture, and outright savagery than the felonious underclass? Traits considered repugnant in civilized times are quite useful in SHTF.
by Meat N' Taters
Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:53 am
Forum: Survival Experiences
Topic: strangest thing you have ever seen
Replies: 1844
Views: 157964

Re: strangest thing you have ever seen

Not super strange, but while gar fishing the other day, a four-footer came out of nowhere, ignored the big chunk of cut bait on my hook, and proceeded to attack my float, tearing it to little pieces. I swear tht fish floated there and looked right at me afterward. I think it just wanted to fuck with...

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