What is ZS?
Zombie Squad is the world's pre-eminent non-stationary cadaver suppression task force, here to help defend your neighborhood and town from the hordes of the undead. We provide trained and motivated highly-skilled zombie suppression professionals as well as zombie survival consultants. Our people, training, and tactics are the best in the industry.
As of the end of the third fiscal quarter of 2014, the zombie eradication business is in a cyclical lull, so ZS has diversified our operations to include educating ourselves and our communities in general disaster preparedness. We focus on importance of having the requisite skills, supplies, mindset and plan to ride out any number of disaster and emergency scenarios. After all, if one is ready for civilization-ending descent of swarms of the shambling undead upon an unsuspecting populace, one is likely well-equipped to deal with a lesser emergency such as a earthquake, flood, hurricane, or widespread grid disruption.
Zombie Squad furthers this general preparedness goal through disaster relief charity fundraisers, preparedness seminars, educational panels, and encouraging our members to volunteer their time assisting disaster relief agencies and organizations. We also invest a lot of our resources in whiskey procurement, evaluation, and safety testing. Our staff of science qualified zombologists have a established a strong inverse correlation between blood serum levels of zombie contagions and Blood Alcohol Content (BAC).
Our goal is to educate the public about the importance of personal preparedness and self reliance, as well as community-based preparedness to increase its readiness to respond to disasters such as Earthquakes, Floods, Terrorism or Zombie Outbreaks. We want to make sure you are prepared for any crisis situation that might come along in your daily life which may include having your face eaten by the formerly deceased.