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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:34 pm 
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Without genetically modified crops we'd have no soybeans.
Without soybeans we'd have no soy sauce or tofu!


That'd be a dood thing. BEEF is what's for dinner!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:23 pm 
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Pfizer.

Or whatever company that markets Enzyte. Sure, that little blue pill makes a certain part of the male anatomy bigger. What they're not telling you if that it's due to a build-up of tissue gases due to necrosis as part of the zombification process.


Enzyte isn't made or marketed by any reputable pharma corp. The CEO and his family were convicted of bank and mail fraud, as well as money laundering, sent to prison, and forced to surrender half a billion dollars in assets.

For realz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyte

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 10:32 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:00 pm 
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Nah, I heard they are now a wholly owned subsiduary of Weyland-Yutani's bioweapons division.

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Tetra Grammaton Cleric wrote:
Nah, I heard they are now a wholly owned subsiduary of Weyland-Yutani's bioweapons division.

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TWO BY TWO!! HANDS OF BLUE!! Fucking run bitches! :shock:

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I have a feeling it may be these guys.

They're in my town, and you hear lots of vague references to "really scary stuff" they're working on. They have a HUGE compound about 20 miles outside of town surrounded by razor wire. I met a girl who worked there once and asked her what they do out there, all she said was "There's a reason it's way out in the middle of nowhere". :shock:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:13 am 
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I have a feeling it may be these guys.

They're in my town, and you hear lots of vague references to "really scary stuff" they're working on. They have a HUGE compound about 20 miles outside of town surrounded by razor wire. I met a girl who worked there once and asked her what they do out there, all she said was "There's a reason it's way out in the middle of nowhere". :shock:


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Battelle is leading the world in innovation--from nanoscience, biotechnology and supercomputing to clean energy, health care and global security.


Sounds familiar.....................

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At the beginning of the 21st century, the Umbrella Corporation had become the largest commercial entity in the United States. Nine out of every ten homes contain its products. Its political and financial influence is felt everywhere. In public, it is the world's leading supplier of computer technology, medical products, and healthcare. Unknown, even to its own employees, its massive profits are generated by military technology, genetic experimentation and viral weaponry.

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El Charro wrote:
Mexico has a amazing eco system and amazing incests that can turn a fields into mulch.


I'd tend to think that ecosystems that relied on incest would, um...not work.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:00 am 
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SAIC.

http://www.saic.com/
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I would not think so. But the Santa Rosa Institute holds some promise. Promise of being a real umbrella corp. If this happens not only would we have zombies, we would have vampires as well. Look at the FVZA web site. http//www.fvza.com. :lol:


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Mexico has a amazing eco system and amazing insects that can turn a fields into mulch.


I'd tend to think that ecosystems that relied on incest would, um...not work.



you're right that wouldn't work, lol *fixed

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I don't know if Raptor and others would agree with me, but the interrelationship through stock ownership, loans and partnerships both formal and informal have made most Western banks into a something that many people would consider one economic entity. They also are heavily tied to the various and sundry investment and insurance groups through the same method, so we could almost say that the Western finacial system is the largest and most powerful corpration in the world.

Not saying they are evil. They own the phone company and the major ISPs, and I like my bank account.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:26 pm 
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Enzyte isn't made or marketed by any reputable pharma corp. The CEO and his family were convicted of bank and mail fraud, as well as money laundering, sent to prison, and forced to surrender half a billion dollars in assets.


....and yet I still hear their commercials on the radio. :roll:

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are you guys serious, we all know Disney is the evil conglomerate that will be our doom. just look at some of the monstrosities their lab created.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:24 pm 
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Actually Crypto, SAIC does look like a serious contender for the title... I hope Cerberus doesn't buy them soon. :shock:

We did all know Avon is bucking for Umbrella Corp status pretty hard, right?

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The US Government.

pinch of salt

EDIT: Battelle works for the US Government according to there WWW and Umbrella corp developed things for Governments too. Didn't they?

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I work with SAIC people too.

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The US Government.

pinch of salt

EDIT: Battelle works for the US Government according to there WWW and Umbrella corp developed things for Governments too. Didn't they?


Not so. The United States government is your friend. You can trust the government. The government has only your best interests in mind. The government is not worried about pandering to investors because they are not those evil scumbag capitalists. The government has no profit motive whatsoever and only works to make sure that real freedom is spread across the land. The government is made up of brave and selfless saints and martyrs, sacrificing a lifestyle of fame and fortune in the evil scumbag private sector for a life of humble civil service, service that is its own reward. The government does not know the meaning of the word "selfish", The government does not know the meaning of the word "greed". The government does not know the meaning of a lot of words.

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GeneCo and Avon.

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