odd but possible weapons for in a pinch situations

by **Raziel** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:04 am

the more I think about the more some of these items/weapons make sense.such as;
guitars:fun to play and very powerful if weilded right(note: Fooly Colly)
misceanlaneous metal poles: easily found and also powerful if weilded right
battery powered nail guns: adjust the safety and you got a nail gun at your fingertips, just be careful it can backfire and wind up hurting you.
tall lamps:damn they hurt!but they are light
I'm looking for new other ideas. hope to hear some of yours.......

by **BB42924** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:40 am

fooly cooly... while in the pic i saw it was a Rickenbacker (Gods gift to bassists) there is almost no reason to use a guitar as a weapon when you have a metal pipe or an axe also note that fooly cooly is a cartoon. why can't we use gundam robots? But seriously don't use a guitar... eventually we will find a generator to plug amps into and then control the wasteland with our rock music.

EDIT: Guitars also seem to have a nasty tendency to explode whenever i hit them on someone or something. Yes i did hit a friend with an acoustic guitar one time and no it is not recomended he got a concussion.

by **Plannin' Man** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:41 am

Almost anything can become a weapon, it's all down to your imagination. In reality (apart from distant weapons like firearms) their just a harder/heavier/sharper than normal extention to your arm. Join the 'Paranoid Walking club' :lol:

When you walk into a room just take a look around at what's not screwed down and have a think of how you could use it as a weapon ?(Crush or Slash or Puncture). You'll be surprised at whats available in a pinch if you want to get nasty :twisted:

Good Luck

Plannin' Man

by **BB42924** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:42 am

I no longer need to paranoid walk thanks to my mini crowbar! All the durability and functionality of a regular crowbar but 1/3 the size!

by **BB42924** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:43 am

fits in my pocket

by **Plannin' Man** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 4:31 am

BB42924 wrote:fits in my pocket

I bet you disapoint a lot of the ladies :lol:

Can I now do the old 'is that a crowbar in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ? (roflmao)

Plannin' Man

by **HeadTap** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:30 am

I think the most under-apriciated melee weapon is a golf club.

by **zXzGrifterzXz** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 10:37 am

HeadTap wrote:I think the most under-apriciated melee weapon is a golf club.

The shaft is too prone to bending or breaking for my own taste.

by **mr. zombie killer** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:54 pm

steel chair.like in wrestling. i know its fake but those chairs can do damage

by **mr. zombie killer** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:57 pm

truck. tweak tweak,tweak tweak

by **Einstein** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:37 pm

rope and rock/anchor combo for when you have the high ground advantage

Any of my gardening/yard tools

Hairspray and Lighter combo (say like you have one trying to get in the door your hiding behind) - probably not do much good though.

Slingshot from high ground?

I can think of a lot of stuff to do with parts of my Grill and mower/weed eater - but we cannot discuss those here.

pens and pencils to the eyes?

Catch one in an oven and broil it (dont ask how you get them in there cause i dont know)

Abandoned vehicles would make great weapons - if utilized by the right person and knowing where to aim....
:wink:

by **LD!** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:17 pm

fine I got one

GAS STOVE!!! remeber to run away

by **BB42924** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:32 pm

Crowbar the single greatest close combat tool weapon known to man!

by **Blaman** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:55 pm

How about a rock. Sure it will tire you out quickly, but as a last resort it is potentially the most deadly melee weapon on the planet.

How about a toilet tank cover (for those of you that have seen Saw, you are probably picturing that image right now).

Some more: shovel/spaid (not the gardening kind), fire extinguisher and lacross stick shaft.

by **Creaux** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:41 pm

Sho-vel! Sho-vel! Sho-vel!

I'm talking a garden shovel, not a small one, though those are a topic for anothet time.

You would be able to get enough of a wind-up on a shovel due to it's size that the capacity to break a skull seems obvious to me.

If you're mentally ill, you can also sharpen the blade.

by **BB42924** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:10 pm

Guessing you saw war of the worlds eh? I also had a thought of using rocks. Slings or throwing them off of buildings could work.

by **just a grunt** » Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:44 pm

We'd better call McGiver !

by **Maj.Exec** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 2:55 pm

Blaman wrote:How about a toilet tank cover...

How about an entire toilet?!

Veritas Aequitas bitch!

by **bgaesop** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:17 pm

Water of truth?

by **Maj.Exec** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:23 pm

Boondock Saints?

by **Corrosive** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 8:42 am

rebard! that shit is strong and well weighted i think if i had t opick a thacker over ashooter rebard is te holy god of beating implements

by **Unorthodox** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 9:35 am

Rebar shot from a crossbow :shock:

Mmmmm...Half Life 2...

But no way in HELL would I use my guitar as a weapon...

She's my baby and my one true love :oops:

by **fellowconspire** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:35 pm

what about a hoe thows do damege

by **Mirror-Saw** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:54 pm

I agree, a hoe can be dangerous, she could give you some weird infections.

I like the idea of just dropping very large rocks/bricks/cinder blocks off of buildings.

odd but possible weapons for in a pinch situations

odd but possible weapons for in a pinch situations

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