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CNBC with Jane Wells

Postby kyle » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:42 am

http://www.cnbc.com/id/20887986/site/14081545

Those Zombie guys really gotta get a life...


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Postby Jamie » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:48 am

She didn't get it, but I bet there's a bump in the number of hits to the website in the next few days, and a few people will be better off because they heard about ZS through her stupid blog...

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Postby Dana B » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:53 am

She seems like an angry woman. But hey, it's not anyone's fault but her own if she gets eaten by a mob of angry zombies.
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Postby Rooster » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:59 am

Just what would that disaster be? Well, the group is called the Zombie Squad (or ZS), and it claims the worst of the worst is... zombies.
That's the point. If you're prepared for zombies, you can handle anything. :P
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Postby BethDeath » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:35 pm

Well, at least we know that she won't be prepared when the zombies DO come. :wink:
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Postby crypto » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:53 pm

Man, fuck her. We'll take the link though :D
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Postby bobbomatic » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:24 pm

crypto wrote:Man, fuck her.


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Postby Impus » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:49 pm

Eh. If snide passes for clever, her column probably does well in Minneapolis.

But yes, thanks for the link, Jane!
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Postby phoenixmastm » Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:52 pm

Wow, either she just skimmed the site and posted, or really hasnt read anything at all.

Gotta love people like these, they give people something to get pissed at.
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Postby MICKPORNO » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:06 pm

some people have no sense of humor.....fuck her!!
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Postby crypto » Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:49 pm

"So do you guys like kill zombies and stuff?"
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Postby Ben » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:10 pm

phoenixmastm wrote:Wow, either she just skimmed the site and posted, or really hasnt read anything at all.

Gotta love people like these, they give people something to get pissed at.


Well I do agree that most people's zombie preps are not good for every other type of disaster. I blame Max Brooks for the "get to a high spot and destroy the stairs" plannnig.

This will not generate nearly the hits SA did.
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Postby kyle » Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:43 pm

Ben wrote:
phoenixmastm wrote:Wow, either she just skimmed the site and posted, or really hasnt read anything at all.

Gotta love people like these, they give people something to get pissed at.


Well I do agree that most people's zombie preps are not good for every other type of disaster. I blame Max Brooks for the "get to a high spot and destroy the stairs" plannnig.

This will not generate nearly the hits SA did.


Nope. We've only had like 6 hits from it and those were probably from people in here. It's obviously not a very popular blog. She must just like reading her own snide crap online. :)

We received thousands of hits from SomethingAwful.
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Postby Rooster » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:36 pm

Kyle wrote:We received thousands of hits from SomethingAwful.
There's something mom will be proud of. :)
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Postby Ben » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:49 pm

kyle wrote:
Ben wrote:
phoenixmastm wrote:Wow, either she just skimmed the site and posted, or really hasnt read anything at all.

Gotta love people like these, they give people something to get pissed at.


Well I do agree that most people's zombie preps are not good for every other type of disaster. I blame Max Brooks for the "get to a high spot and destroy the stairs" plannnig.

This will not generate nearly the hits SA did.


Nope. We've only had like 6 hits from it and those were probably from people in here. It's obviously not a very popular blog. She must just like reading her own snide crap online. :)

We received thousands of hits from SomethingAwful.


Yeah Something Awful was great advertising. I wonder how many hits she normally gets. Perhaps she was hoping we would send traffic back her way. :wink:
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Postby Ricky Romero » Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:04 pm

Hey! California does NOT have more zombies! We may not have a chapter, but we still patrol regularly. I am outraged that she maligned the Left Coast's zombie-killin' abilities!
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Postby kyle » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:17 pm

Ricky Romero wrote:Hey! California does NOT have more zombies! We may not have a chapter, but we still patrol regularly. I am outraged that she maligned the Left Coast's zombie-killin' abilities!


That political stab makes me realize why she has such low blog hits. She's another political talking head and not a journalist. That's what bad journalist do when they can't make hack it. All you have to do as a political talking head is be insulting.
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Postby Erik » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:00 pm

Wait, is she saying zombies aren't real?

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Postby DrGonzo » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:28 am

Erik wrote:Wait, is she saying zombies aren't real?

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Who said that? That's a lie...

My eyes immediately glazed over as soon as she made the obligitory "nutty California" and "al-Queda and N. Korea are our biggest threats" comments. Wow, she's really bringing some insight to the table with her hard hitting journalism. :roll:
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Postby Czechnology » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:41 am

DrGonzo wrote:
Erik wrote:Wait, is she saying zombies aren't real?

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Who said that? That's a lie...

My eyes immediately glazed over as soon as she made the obligitory "nutty California" and "al-Queda and N. Korea are our biggest threats" comments. Wow, she's really bringing some insight to the table with her hard hitting journalism. :roll:


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Postby noncyr » Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:51 am

Eh. If snide passes for clever,


Wait...it doesn't?

Damn...I'm never gonna make any money.
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Postby midgetyaz » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:41 pm

noncyr wrote:
Eh. If snide passes for clever,


Wait...it doesn't?

Damn...I'm never gonna make any money.


You never realized that when I said you were "witty," my comment was dripping with sarcasm?
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Postby Nila X » Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:46 pm

She would be the girl in the movie, the crowd would be cheering for the zombies to get.
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Postby phoenixmastm » Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:42 pm

Nila X wrote:She would be the girl in the movie, the crowd would be cheering for the zombies to get.
....Yo Zed she's hiding under the desk.


Like Steve from Dawn of the Dead (2004). My whole family clapped when he was attacked by that zed.
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