Your pet is quite plump....

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Postby Gundown » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:16 pm

Big Mac wrote:Gundown, you'd have to kill us all first, and the only way a fat ass does that is two ways...

Farts or sits on everyone!

My cat has doubled in size by the way. I think plumping her up is my perfect chance to survive for at least a week off of her. When she walks on me it feels like knives because she weighs so much. Half of my armchair seat will disappear now when she's laying there.

Actually I'm a little concerned, the rate she is going, she might eat me...


I'm puzzled by your way of thinking. I'm betting I wouldn't be that big if I were starving enough to eat a Big Mac. Secondly, fart jokes? Is that the best you've got?
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Postby Big Mac » Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:11 pm

Big Macs are okay, I prefer Double Quarter Pounders (why don't they call them half-pounders?!)
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Postby ZomBot3000 » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:02 am

I guess it just depends who's killing the dog. If starving, I might be able to eat them (one being a little more satisfying than the other), but in a million years, I could never kill one. Ever.

Although, I can't say I'd eat anything they hunted and brought back, either.

I'm so done thinking about my dog as a hot dog. Done. It's lunchtime.
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Postby SkullGirl » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:59 pm

Honestly, my answer now would be to say "NO WAY IN HELL". I couldn't imagine choosing my dog as supper. I would rather have a companion til the end then eat her and maybe stay a live a few days longer.

What if she died while I was bugging in.... would I eat her then? Who knows what I would do in that situation. Possibly. I could very well get to that point.

I recently read a book called " Life As We Knew It", that was about what happened to a small town in Pennslyvania ( if memory serves) after a meteor hits the moon and it moves closer to the earth. It's written as a diary of a 16 year old girl. It talks about the struggles the family goes through to find food, water and basic neccessities. How towards the end, they are running out of food and which one should give up their share to help save the strongest. It doesn't really go into the whole " would you eat your pet scenario", but it did make me think of this thread.

I suppose your natural instincts to survive would kick in and you would choose your life over an animals, even a family pet. I guess it all depends on just how bad things are.
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Postby Miami » Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:44 pm

I love my dog and consider sometimes think she is part of the family. But infact she is nothing but property. Samething like the goats I raised on my property back when I lived in Jefferson County Florida. I raised the critters, feed them, let them clear the under brush on my 10 acres, and than I ate them with some BBQ sauce and a side of corn. Damn tasted good too.

I've eaten different things from all over the world. Never had dog or cat but that doesn't bother me. Been hunting my whole life. If the SHTF, I can hunt a dog just like I hunt a hog.
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Postby raptor » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:29 pm

There is no circumstances under which I would eat my pets. In fact I would go hungry to make sure they stayed alive. They do not eat that much.

Now cannabalism is not something that would bother me, if and only if it were someone who was going to kill and eat one of my pets. Here kitty kitty come get some stew I just made for you out of that guy who was chasing you!
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Postby variable » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:19 pm

I have 2 dogs and I couldn't bring myself to eat them.

During Katrina there were many people stranded on there roofs as the water rose. When the boats came around to help these people many of them had their pets with them. The rescue workers told the people they could come but would have to leave their pets behind on the roof. Some people went with the rescuers some stayed instead of leaving their pets behind. I would have been one of the people who stayed. I wouldn't have been able to leave them behind. They wouldn't leave me so I couldn't leave them. Same with eating.
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Postby Ponce » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:12 pm

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Only if they are nice and fat....... human meat is called "White Mountain Pig"......
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Postby DFWMTX » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:52 pm

I love dogs, but I've also been told dog makes a mighty fine meal. The Chinese have bred dogs for food since before Columbus.

Of course, I'd be a bit picky about what dog I'd eat come the (Z)PAW. I won't drop hints about what tasty meals your dog can become if you pass by me. I won't pick dogs which are obviously doing guard duty. No rabid dogs either. But if the dead rise, and Paris Hilton's rat-dog passes by me, the little sucker is becoming tamale filler.
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Postby squinty » Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:28 pm

mr.trooper wrote:why dont you just let your cat or ferret loose to hunt, and then take 1/2 of its kill for yourself?


Dude, I'll let you try to take some food out of my dogs' mouths after they've killed it...

Actually the pit bulls and the chow mix would probably share. The Jack Russell has actually brought small dead snakes to me as a present, but that's because he doesn't like the taste. Of the three, the only one that ever bit me was the Jack Russell. I was driving along, sharing a pack of beef jerky with him (he sits in the passenger seat.) I ate a piece, he ate a piece, I ate a piece - we took turns until there was no more beef jerky. Then he tried to eat the plastic bag and I said "No, you'll choke on that" and tried to pull the bag out of his mouth. I thought I'd lost a finger.

So I guess my point is, the dog would eat me if it came down to it.

And I'm really sort of OK with the idea of cannibalism in a survival situation - I mean, if we crash in the Andies and I don't survive the crash, you know, I give you permission to chow down on my flesh - it would hurt my feelings if you'd rather starve to death than eat me. So, no guilt, I already said you could do it to stay alive. I just don't like the idea of being killed off or allowed to die a preventable death for the purpose of cannibalism. Nor do I like the idea of routinely eating human flesh, because it's unhealthy and tends to concentrate parasites and prion - based diseases.
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby PistolPete » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:17 am

squinty, do you realize you pulled a quote that's more than 3 years old? I bet you don't get a response. :-)

Oh, and thanks for necro-ing this peach of a thread. You're a doll. :P
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Postby jdavidboyd » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:41 am

Huh, I thought you were saying _YOU'RE PET_, as in, not my opinion about _my_ pet, but you on the outside looking in at my two dogs.

To which, I thought, "good luck with that, pal"!

Anyway, this was actually covered long ago, in a book by Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love", where it was quite succinctly discussed. Reference the section with Dora, as they are crossing the mountains.

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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby Kelvar » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:45 am

jdavidboyd wrote:Huh, I thought you were saying _YOU'RE PET_, as in, not my opinion about _my_ pet, but you on the outside looking in at my two dogs.


Who are pet? :?
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Postby Mr. E. Monkey » Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:58 pm

Kelvar wrote:
jdavidboyd wrote:Huh, I thought you were saying _YOU'RE PET_, as in, not my opinion about _my_ pet, but you on the outside looking in at my two dogs.


Who are pet? :?


You are pet! Nom nom nom!

I don't eat pets. I have eaten dog before, wouldn't be adverse to doing so again, as long as it's not a pet.

I don't eat friends or family. Squinty, maybe... :wink: :lol:
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby squinty » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:07 pm

jdavidboyd wrote:Huh, I thought you were saying _YOU'RE PET_, as in, not my opinion about _my_ pet, but you on the outside looking in at my two dogs.

To which, I thought, "good luck with that, pal"!

Anyway, this was actually covered long ago, in a book by Robert Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love", where it was quite succinctly discussed. Reference the section with Dora, as they are crossing the mountains.

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Hmmm. I never read "Time Enough for Love."
When I think of Robert Heinlein and cannibalism, I tend to think of "Stranger in a Strange Land." But really I wasn't advocating the sort of ritual funerary cannibalism practiced in that book, or anything like it - that's how you get kuru...

And, PistolPete...I'm sorry.
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby Vicarious_Lee » Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:05 am

I'm just amazed that this thing survived 3 years out of The Graveyard.

It really makes me long for the ZS of pre-2008, which is something I never participated in, wasn't even a member, but got hilarious glimpses of from time to time. That place where verbal ass-whippings, vulgarity, and gundown were allowed to do pretty much whatever they wanted.

Well, before this thing heads off to the Graveyard since being unearthed under the watchful shovel of the Kinder, Gentler ZS, I'll just say that I'd eat my pets if I had to.

I use the "N1$$a, I got KIDS!" defense. I love and cherish my dogs pre-PAW. If it came down to it, I'd do it.

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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby Hammer31 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:59 pm

I have eaten both dog and cat in the past (Thank you US NAVY, don't even ask about rabbits). Dog is OK (Argentina 1991), not my first choice but if things were that far down the crapper, I would think about it.

Cat is a NO-GO for me. I am allergic to them and the one time I had cat (Hong Kong 1993) I had to get hit with an epi-pen. So with cat is it better to starve to death or choke on my own tongue? I think I will not try to find out.
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby squinty » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:00 pm

In all seriousness, I hope I never have to eat my pet, and I'd like to say that for sure "I'll Never" do it. But none of us knows exactly how far we might be driven by hunger and desperation, and the extreme deprivation and hardship of a PAW would surely cross a lot of items off anyone's "I'll Never" list. Which is the whole point of prepping, I guess - so we don't have to resort to criminal or inhumane acts to survive...If I have to resort to eating my pet, I didn't prep well enough.
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby Oneswunk » Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:06 pm

My dog, fuck no. Any other living creature on this planet, fuck ya. Brothers got ta eat! Long enough on the wood smoker and anything will taste like brisket. :twisted:
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby PrimeTimeTheDon » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:35 am

This is one of those questions that you really just don't know.

But truthfully, no, I think I would have starved to death instead of eating my old dog.
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby Odinsown » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:34 pm

Hey Everyone:

I could never, ever bring myself to eat my cat. For one; he is my best friend. He curls up with at bedtime. He jumps up into my lap and purrs. I feel a lot better after reading Raptop's post and now I know that other feel the same way that I do. I have laid in some supplies of food and litter for him. I need to do more. I feel bad because my finances went south and I had to cancel his health insurance.

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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby ThePhuckStopsHere » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:48 am

why stop at the pet? , If it's that bad why not weed out the crew by eating a biped? Or start looking for survivors and let them become flank steak . How are you going to know for sure that YOU may become the next hot meal in your group? Judging by tonights episode of TWD , if you are dead weight , you are done . I'm a HUGE fan of the " Un-Happy " ending . I like to see when reality washes over a persons face and they know just how sad and alone they truly are . I have been there , it sucks and I don't like to think about it but It makes people more resilient and I can put myself in Shanes place because he had a choice to make . What if it was a member of his own group? Do you think the outcome would be the same or differen't?
You asked a simple question , if you are out of food , would you eat your pet? your answer will be a window into your soul , and once you travel down that rabbits hole , I don't see you turning back.
The hole left behind inside you after consuming your " friend " will ache far worse than the Pains of an empty stomach.

My great Uncle JD when he was a boy had a kind heart , he lived on the mountain with the family and he loved all the farm animals , he took great care of them all and one chicken in particular . That chicken followed him everywhere , and one evening , he sat down to supper , and he said " I haven't seen baby today " . His brother Lem said ," that's because you are eating him " . JD damn near killed Lem , and learned a valuable lesson that day . Guard your heart .
I would also add to that , in moments of the deepest dispair hold fast to all that makes you human . If its OK for you to do it , then you will have to accept that others will think its ok to be done to you ........
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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby squinty » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:36 am

ThePhuckStopsHere wrote:why stop at the pet? , If it's that bad why not weed out the crew by eating a biped? Or start looking for survivors and let them become flank steak . How are you going to know for sure that YOU may become the next hot meal in your group? Judging by tonights episode of TWD , if you are dead weight , you are done . I'm a HUGE fan of the " Un-Happy " ending . I like to see when reality washes over a persons face and they know just how sad and alone they truly are . I have been there , it sucks and I don't like to think about it but It makes people more resilient and I can put myself in Shanes place because he had a choice to make . What if it was a member of his own group? Do you think the outcome would be the same or differen't?
You asked a simple question , if you are out of food , would you eat your pet? your answer will be a window into your soul , and once you travel down that rabbits hole , I don't see you turning back.
The hole left behind inside you after consuming your " friend " will ache far worse than the Pains of an empty stomach.

My great Uncle JD when he was a boy had a kind heart , he lived on the mountain with the family and he loved all the farm animals , he took great care of them all and one chicken in particular . That chicken followed him everywhere , and one evening , he sat down to supper , and he said " I haven't seen baby today " . His brother Lem said ," that's because you are eating him " . JD damn near killed Lem , and learned a valuable lesson that day . Guard your heart .
I would also add to that , in moments of the deepest dispair hold fast to all that makes you human . If its OK for you to do it , then you will have to accept that others will think its ok to be done to you ........


Well, because loathe as we all would be to eat a pet, it's not illegal. And gross and unpleasant as eating the crew who didn't survive the crash in the Andes - a la "Alive" - might be, neither act is considered murder. People eat domestic animals all the time. Killing and eating another human is murder, which is not at all comparable to eating domesticated animals. Murder is a serious crime, that we do not talk about on ZombieSquad.

ThePhuckStopsHere wrote:I like to see when reality washes over a persons face and they know just how sad and alone they truly are . I have been there ,


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Re: Your pet is quite plump....

Postby ThePhuckStopsHere » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:12 am

" From Hells Heart I Stab At Thee " It's disappointing this forum has members that are quick to insult and take posts out of context .
I understand why it's done , Society never really progressed beyond Rome anyway , and the [ submit your favorite big box religion here ] mob mentality runs deep .

I am sure when the desperation sets in , Long Pork will be on many people's menu . It could be the " Meat Matrix " .

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