The zombie swing vote

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The zombie swing vote

Postby Joe Ghoul » Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:51 am

I copied this headline directly from the Drudgereport.

Every vote is vital in today’s cliff-hanger American election – including those of the dead...


Damn, man. Somebody remind me which amendment gave the undead the right to vote?
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Postby ghostface » Tue Nov 02, 2004 1:22 pm

I dunno, but don't you think they deserve it after all the shambles they held amidst the police dog attacks and being sprayed with fire hoses?
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Postby Valarius » Tue Nov 02, 2004 8:59 pm

If the dead can vote, they ain't dead. Therefore, I ain't shooting them.
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Postby kyle » Wed Nov 03, 2004 1:11 am

Valarius wrote:If the dead can vote, they ain't dead. Therefore, I ain't shooting them.


In Missouri we vote for the dead. We even elect them.
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Postby jamoni » Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:26 am

I wish Kyle was lying. I hate this fucking state. Of affairs.
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Postby Norseman » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:08 am

kyle wrote:
Valarius wrote:If the dead can vote, they ain't dead. Therefore, I ain't shooting them.


In Missouri we vote for the dead. We even elect them.


Wasn't it Missouri who elected the dead guy 4 years ago (plane crash) and his wife filled in for him after the challenger gracefully backed out?...I may be thinking of a different state-enlighten me.
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Postby Ivan » Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:54 am

Nope. That'd be right.
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Postby kyle » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:21 am

Norseman wrote:Wasn't it Missouri who elected the dead guy 4 years ago (plane crash) and his wife filled in for him after the challenger gracefully backed out?...I may be thinking of a different state-enlighten me.


The challenger didn't back out. There was a heated election. I really felt the party should have picked another candidate that was more up to the job but it turned out OK. It was a little embarassing.
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Postby Norseman » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:46 am

kyle wrote:
Norseman wrote:Wasn't it Missouri who elected the dead guy 4 years ago (plane crash) and his wife filled in for him after the challenger gracefully backed out?...I may be thinking of a different state-enlighten me.


The challenger didn't back out. There was a heated election. I really felt the party should have picked another candidate that was more up to the job but it turned out OK. It was a little embarassing.


What race was that? ...and how did it go this year?
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Postby kyle » Wed Nov 03, 2004 10:57 am

Norseman wrote:What race was that? ...and how did it go this year?


That was the senator race in 2000. There were no dead people running this year, thankfully.

Why do you think the bulk of ZS is stationed in Missouri? We're keeping in eye out for non-stationary cadavers who are being covered up as politicans.
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Postby Dan D. Doty » Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:46 pm

Yesterday I had the urge to grab a whole of those I VOTED stickers and put them on the grave stone on Church and Richardson road. I'm sure a couple of them did.
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