by Doctorr Fabulous » Wed May 30, 2012 7:19 pm
Seems more balanced toward "have cool \shit/bragging rights" than actual useage. Expensive pistol with two mags, three boxes of different ammo, two weird blades that don't do all the things that a Mora and a machete/hatchet would do (I'm not a kuhkri fan because they do nothing that a regular machete won't do), shotgun with only nineteen rounds, which seems to be 8xbuckshot/8birdshot/3slugs (by the picture), and what looks like static line?
What the actual...Let me know if I need to go on. Seems like it was designed by someone who read about it on the wrong parts of the internet without really testing the gear or doing a moment of "Okay, do i really need 3 bics good for 10,000 lights each and a magnesium firestarter, but only 72 hours worth of food and no clothes."
EDIT so no one else has to look at the link, which is nothing but a list of links to buy the stuff and the above image:
Okuma Voyager Spinning Travel Kit ($40). Ontario SP16 SPAX Firefighter Axe ($60). Steripen Adventurer Opti UV Water Purifier with Solar Charging Case ($120). Leatherman New Wave Multi-Tool ($60). MSR MiniWorks Microfilter ($90). Survival Seed Vault ($38). Adventure Medical Fundamentals Kit ($110). MSR Packtowl UltraLite ($10 - $30). Snow Peak Titanium Spork ($9). Paisley Cotton Bandanas ($6). Mountain House 72-Hour Emergency Meal Kit ($49). McNett Gear Aid Tenacious Tape ($1 - $15). PROKNOT Outdoor Knots ($5). DMM ALPHA Quickdraw ($28). Suunto Global Compass ($63). MSR Titan Pot ($112). Sierra Designs Tent Stakes ($10). Guyot Designs Bowl and Cup Set ($13 - $20). Petzl Tikka Headlamp ($53). Swedish Firesteel Scout Model ($6 - $20). COGHLANS Emergency Tinder Kit ($5). American Silver Eagle Coin in Air-Tite Capsule ($39). Cold Kukri Machete ($30). BIC Disposable Classic Lighter ($7). UTG Elite Tactical Leg Holster ($11). Smith Abrasives Diamond Combination Thumb Guard Micro Tool ($29). Type III Paracord ($12). Gregory Mountain Products Tarne Backpack ($140). Mammut Supernova Climbing Rope ($150). iOSAT Potassium Iodide Tablets ($8). Gregory Accessories Raincover ($30). Etón SCORPION Solar Powered Weather Radio ($50). Mossberg 500 Pump-Action Shotgun ($500). Hennessy Explorer Deluxe A-Symmetrical Hammock ($177). MTM Survivor Dry Box ($15). Mountain Hardwear Phantom Sleeping Bag ($290 - $365). Sea to Summit Reactor Extreme Thermolite Liner ($59). HK P2000 Pistol ($941). Hydrocodone ($TBD). Ciprofloxacin ($TBD). Atovaquone ($TBD). Shotgun Shells ($TBD). 9mm Bullets ($TBD).
Sum total: $3764 once ammo is accounted for, and assuming you get deals on some items and pay no shipping. This reminds me of the time when I saw the series of ever-more-laughable "ULTIMATE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL LIST!!!!" lists on amazon.com
Last EDIT: $40 for a fucking coin? That thing better be HE or tracked by US Treasury recovery personnel or something. Otherwise I'm about to pay off a new motorcycle with a box of those my grandad left me.