Things you may hear in the P.A.W.

[AKFTW]

"Soooo.... what are the odds of another season of Firefly NOW?"

"There sure are enough goddam gorram reavers.."

FTFY

Do'h, forgot that's how they say it. Need to watch moar Firefly.

[ForgeCorvus]

"Soooo.... what are the odds of another season of Firefly NOW?"

"There sure are enough goddam gorram reavers.."

FTFY

Do'h, forgot that's how they say it. Need to watch moar Firefly.

No....You really don't


Sign posted up outside a forge

StormCrow
Ploughshares beaten into Swords here
While you wait service available, Reasonable prices.......No dog-meat accepted

[raxar]

"Wait, before we go into that burned out mall let me check the Bear Grylls survivial manual"
(Flips through pages) "Uh, it says we're supposed to drink our own pee...."

"Dude, it always says that"

"Not true! What about the time it told us to use Gerber knives?"

"I remember that, those damn stitches cost me 2 cans of dog food and my good glass eye."

[KnightoftheRoc]

"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..."

[azrael99]

"you know what ? there is no better spear than the lee enfield and his 3 feet long bayonet to poke zack at distance then blow their head out"

[ForgeCorvus]

"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..."

Looks like the Macarena..........We got any popcorn left ??

[Tater Raider]

"Two men enter, one man leaves!"

"Dude... it's a parking lot."



"Remember when gas was $7 a gallon? Ah, the good old days..."

[Lynn LeFey]

Yeah... we used to have a thing called a 'quarterly report' and 'performance review'.

Trade ya this here Lamborghini for that bloated groundhog carcass.

[SeerSavant]

"Cholera, bands of raiders, folks gone cannibal/feral, zombies, poisonous water, radiation clouds, disease, pestilence... and existence, if you can call it that, of rarely knowing if there is food from one day to the next, and you just stand there smiling?"

"Dude... No taxes."

[begins to smile...]

[Flying Lead]

Hey look, it's Nick Nolte! Oh sorry Mr Zombie, didn't mean to insult you.

[Utah_ZHunter]

"Cholera, bands of raiders, folks gone cannibal/feral, zombies, poisonous water, radiation clouds, disease, pestilence... and existence, if you can call it that, of rarely knowing if there is food from one day to the next, and you just stand there smiling?"

"Dude... No taxes."

[begins to smile...]

Sorry man. The gov'nt may be gone. But I just saw a IRS guy getting back taxes off a Zed he just off'd.

[KnightoftheRoc]

"Cholera, bands of raiders, folks gone cannibal/feral, zombies, poisonous water, radiation clouds, disease, pestilence... and existence, if you can call it that, of rarely knowing if there is food from one day to the next, and you just stand there smiling?"

"Dude... No taxes."

[begins to smile...]

Sorry man. The gov'nt may be gone. But I just saw a IRS guy getting back taxes off a Zed he just off'd.

explaining why "death and taxes" are always mentioned together...

[Utah_ZHunter]

^^^TRUTH^^^

"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..."

Looks like the Macarena..........We got any popcorn left ??

And here I thought there was "some" sanity left in the world.

[Tater Raider]

Here, hold my canteen and check this shit out.

[polliedes]

reminds me of the difference in a northern and a southern zoo...
in a northern zoo there is the animal's name and a description.
in the southern zoo there is the animal's name and a recipe.

or a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale
northern starts once upon a time...
southern starts ya'll ain't gonna believe this shit

[NamelessStain]

"I think there's a mall ninja sniper on that roof"
"How can you tell?"
"The silhouette."

[justme]

listen to the redneck,hillbully,hick, bumkin,desert rat ,hurmit kids .he is a smart man.

[greenear123]

Hey Ma, Grampazombie got out of the yard and is wandering up and down the street in his underwear.......again.

Just be thankful you have Fido,Timmy. There are plenty of kids out there who would love to have a dog, so be sure to clean your plate.

So, your tell'n me that 500 rounds of .22, a Bear Grylls Survival Guide and two rolls of Charmain gets me a hot bath a quart of shine and an hour with Mrs. Jenkins? I like these exchange rates.

Hey look'it'that! Those two idiots on the roof are drinking there own piss. I guess doing the Macarena builds up a thirst.

[SkidvonArk]

"This isn't ANYTHING like I thought it would be..."

"It's all fun and games 'til I had to shoot my wife... Now it's just fun!!"

"Look paw!! No reticle!!!"
*makes the shot*
"That's my boy..."

[SeerSavant]

"There..."
"Where?"
"That one?"
"The one that looks like Oprah?"
"No that.... the one behind Oprah."
"I don't..... Heeey... Your right, it does look familiar."
"It's been following us for three states."
"bullshit."
"Seriously."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"You know, it kinda looks like"
"Yeah, I know... Shut up."
"Dude... Is that your ex wife?"
"NO... It's a zombie."
"Wonder why she''s still followin us?"
"It's not a she, it's an it."
"Dude, you ex wife was hot."
"Sick! and besides you didn't have to live with her... it."
"What do you think she, err, it, wants?"
"Same thing as she always wanted, to turn me into a zombie."
"So shoot her."
(looks around)
"What are you looking for?"
"Her lawyer."

[Flying Lead]

Hey, read this. It says Rosie O'Donnell got a humanitarian award.
She fed a family of 6 for two weeks. Didn't realize her ass was that damn fat.

[DFWMTX]

"um, what are those two idiots on the roof doing NOW?..."

Looks like the Macarena..........We got any popcorn left ??

He's not doing the macerena; he's swatting flies.

"A (insert item here), a (insert item here), my kingdom for a (insert item here)!"
"Shaddap, you don't have a kingdom since your RV ran out of gas."

[DarkAxel]

"Dude! Did you hear? The Kingdom of Wal-Mart and the Principality of Landfill have declared war"!

[Flying Lead]

SHIT!!!!!! Bear Grylles got voted off of Dancing with the Stars.